Well, it finally happened. I could not keep it up. Am officially getting older.

[edjr 5,587]

The fact that you would have been unable to procreate is an argument for vasectomies

 

touché

[TheNewGirl 1,039]

Best sex I ever had was after my hubby's vasectomy.

 

Never had to worry about getting knocked up ever again.

 

 

 

 

 

Now, I just need to convince the boyfriend to get one.

[Frank M 181]

 

I hated children when I was 34, even 39, had I done what you suggest, I wouldn't have this little dream.

 

http://s33.postimg.org/ns681bdtb/Ethan_May_20_2016.jpg

 

He looks like you.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

J/K Cute kid.

[edjr 5,587]

 

He looks like you.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

J/K Cute kid.

 

[posty 2,296]

Thirty-four and failed?

 

That is hitting rock bottom...

[KSB2424 3,085]

Pull out is too risky. I really really hate children. Plus I only wish I could spray anymore. Pathetic 2 gobber at best, with a mini rope if I am lucky. Back in the day I was like spiderman.

This made me lol

 

A 2 gobber and a mini rope.

[mmmmm...beer 691]

Best sex I ever had was after my hubby's vasectomy.

 

Never had to worry about getting knocked up ever again.

 

 

 

 

 

Now, I just need to convince the boyfriend to get one.

I already have one! Suhhhweet!

[Frank M 181]

Best sex I ever had was after my hubby's vasectomy.

 

Never had to worry about getting knocked up ever again.

 

 

 

 

 

Now, I just need to convince the boyfriend to get one.

Is it wrong that I fapped to this?

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,432]

Best sex I ever had was after my hubby's vasectomy.

 

Never had to worry about getting knocked up ever again.

 

 

 

 

 

Now, I just need to convince the boyfriend to get one.

 

I have one.

[KSB2424 3,085]

In between kids I used a condom a couple times. Pulled out mostly. My wife didn't want to get back on the hormone pills for just a year or so and then stop again to go for number two.

 

 

Not having kids and not wanting them and being married does seem weird. One of y'all should be on a long term BC and be done with it. The pill, IUD, vasectomy or something.

[kilroy69 1,002]

 

I have one.

I assume you mean a hubby

[edjr 5,587]

In between kids I used a condom a couple times. Pulled out mostly. My wife didn't want to get back on the hormone pills for just a year or so and then stop again to go for number two.

 

 

Not having kids and not wanting them and being married does seem weird. One of y'all should be on a long term BC and be done with it. The pill, IUD, vasectomy or something.

 

GOD does not approve of this

[IGotWorms 3,325]

I assume you mean a hubby

I thought he meant boyfriend

[kilroy69 1,002]

I thought he meant boyfriend

Maybe he meant both? what a wh0re

[vuduchile 1,941]

It's all over but the crying now.

[IGotWorms 3,325]

It's all over but the crying now.

I bet the missus cried herself to sleep

[BufordT 371]

It happens. Same thing every day.....uuuggghhh. Nothing a good ole fashion divorce won't cure. Or a girl on the side....that's sometimes dangerous though.

[Sho Nuff 719]

You got to get her on an IUD man. My gf has one that has copper in it and it never fails.

 

Wifey has one (on her second)...she loves having it too vs. the pill.

 

First time with the first one was not...um...fun. That wire they have so they can remove it was not trimmed properly and stuck me.

I was none too happy with her doc.

[Sho Nuff 719]

Welcome to the club!

 

Actually it's kinda funny, first time that happened to me that wasn't 'cause of the drink was two years ago, when I was ... 34. Guess that's the magic age.

 

Hell I'll probably be popping Viagra before I'm 40.

 

went through a mid-30s stretch...wasn't having an issue keeping it going. Just getting started took a bit more than before.

Was a busy period at work for both of us...stress apparently focked with that. Got a lot more active after that and she was walking more (not a runner or a workout type gal). That seemed to help both of us a lot.

[IGotWorms 3,325]

 

went through a mid-30s stretch...wasn't having an issue keeping it going. Just getting started took a bit more than before.

Was a busy period at work for both of us...stress apparently focked with that. Got a lot more active after that and she was walking more (not a runner or a workout type gal). That seemed to help both of us a lot.

Yeah it is almost definitely attributable to stress and lack of physical activity. Focking work

[kilroy69 1,002]

 

Wifey has one (on her second)...she loves having it too vs. the pill.

 

First time with the first one was not...um...fun. That wire they have so they can remove it was not trimmed properly and stuck me.

I was none too happy with her doc.

I don't have a d!CK like a porn star but I'm SURE I have hit hers multiple times. It's always a shock and kinda throws ya off for a second.

[Sho Nuff 719]

Yeah it is almost definitely attributable to stress and lack of physical activity. Focking work

Started running at the tail end of that stretch...quit work a while after, and now working some from home and continuing to run and work out...zero problems @ 41.

[TommyGavin 790]

Is it wrong that I fapped to this?

Lurch has that effect on you ?

[Sho Nuff 719]

I don't have a d!CK like a porn star but I'm SURE I have hit hers multiple times. It's always a shock and kinda throws ya off for a second.

 

Doc trimmed it soon after that...and did better on the 2nd one. Have gotten the poke a few times over the years with them...but not many anymore.

[MDC 5,902]

Don't feel bad. I bet most guys would have trouble getting it up for your wife.

[ROCKFORD 134]

This made me lol

 

A 2 gobber and a mini rope.

 

thats where im at.

[Frozenbeernuts 1,652]

You got to get her on an IUD man. My gf has one that has copper in it and it never fails.

And then she is at risk for an ectopic pregnancy where an egg can be fertilized in the filopian tube, which could kill her. I just wear a condom until we are ready to have another kid.

[Reality 2,710]

Sorry about your wiener.

 

I'd prob start mixing in some physical activities if I was you.

[Mookz 1,287]

tana, I can only give you one piece of advice, but this has worked for me in the past - when you start to get close, just concentrate on the opposite of baseball.

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,432]

Maybe he meant both? what a wh0re

I posted about a boyfriend first. WTF happened to my post?

[MTSkiBum 1,596]

I just wear a condom until we are ready to have another kid.

 

 

In between kids I used a condom a couple times. Pulled out mostly. My wife didn't want to get back on the hormone pills for just a year or so and then stop again to go for number two.

 

 

 

I have a 1 year old toddling around the house. These are correct reasons for a condom in a marriage.

[jerryskids 5,215]

The only thing more pathetic than wearing a condom with your wife is putting one on for the finish..

 

When our guys are feeling extra kinky do you get your gums scraped while getting it on?

This. As others pointed out, just shoot your weak gobbler on her chest. Or face. Or mouth. Mouth feels physically best, to me anyway.

[MDC 5,902]

This. As others pointed out, just shoot your weak gobbler on her chest. Or face. Or mouth. Mouth feels physically best, to me anyway.

Too easy.

[jerryskids 5,215]

Too easy.