I have had a girlfriend for over a month now....UPDATED!

[WhiteWonder 2,172]

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[Chronic Husker 85]

Soooo the best thread in months is, in essence, a WSIS thread where the bored gives advice to a maniacal Republican cripple on how to bring his Frankenstein dong back to life?

 

:bows:

[IGotWorms 3,317]

Soooo the best thread in months is, in essence, a WSIS thread where the bored gives advice to a maniacal Republican cripple on how to bring his Frankenstein dong back to life?

 

:bows:

Geek Club in a nutshell

[gocolts 300]

Soooo the best thread in months is, in essence, a WSIS thread where the bored gives advice to a maniacal Republican cripple on how to bring his Frankenstein dong back to life?

 

:bows:

[drobeski 3,061]

Soooo the best thread in months is, in essence, a WSIS thread where the bored gives advice to a maniacal Republican cripple on how to bring his Frankenstein dong back to life?

 

:bows:

the one where you cowered like a little school girl and gave yourself a much deserved shame break was pretty cool too.

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,432]

 

Didn't your parents ever teach you how to masturbate when you were growing up?

Your parents taught you to masturbate?

[vuduchile 1,941]

Securetabs dot something

 

Generic stuff from Canada or the middle east or something.

 

Very reliable and cheap as dirt compared to US prices.

[fandandy 3,311]

We should have a geek meet if he gets hitched and make a movie out of it. Gary gets Married. I imagine something similar to The Hangover with a cameo by Mike Tyson but we it won't be Tyson, it will just be that Mike dude from here and maybe along the way we come across Giantsfan and find out what he's been up to all these months. If we did it right Posty might even watch it.

[Bier Meister 1,514]

Are you able to get wood when you two are playing around, and then the turtle gets shy when its time to swim into the cave? Or,is semi a common ceiling for you?

[shotsup 832]

Maybe you can get Nikkinumbers to pay for you Viagra subscription ?

[gocolts 300]

Are you able to get wood when you two are playing around, and then the turtle gets shy when its time to swim into the cave? Or,is semi a common ceiling for you?

When she jerked me off the other night, I am pretty sure I was all the way up. I have been full or real close while fooling around, when I knew I was pleasing her, that would get me going.

 

So yeah, I would say it is the turtle gets shy when it is time to swim in the cave. Each time we attempted, I was erect enough to go. However, by the time I made it to position, I lost it. It was nuts. Right as I was getting into position, down he went.

 

It seems like I am good to go while I know I am pleasing her by kissing her amazing bewbs and touching her tight pvssy. I can tell I am getting her off good. I am pretty hard that whole time and when it comes time for me to please her with my member, I freak myself out.

[Bier Meister 1,514]

That's what I was trying to distinguish. I likely missed it but does she blow you? Any problems with that?

 

 

How do you freak yourself out? Anxiety about pleasing her? Duration?

 

 

 

Sounds like you are pretty close... it's your transition. How lubbed does she get?

 

So this now seems like an issue. You both know it. It is temporary. I say just go crazy and bust a nut no matter how quick... just keep getting her off afterwards. For me personally, I always go longer for round 2.

[gocolts 300]

Really have not had any oral yet.

 

As far as how I freak myself out, yeah, first time that is what it was, if I would please her. She already knew what to expect of duration and was totally fine with it cause I could get her off before that anyway, but that still may have been a concern subconsciously. I just have a lot of anxiety over it for a variety of reasons, one of which is that every woman I ever been in a serious relationship with cheated on me. Made me think there must be something wrong with me for years. I finally figured out there was something wrong with me, I sucked ass at picking women.

 

In fact, after the first couple fails, we talked at great length about it and she is cool with whatever I want to do that i think will help for the most part, within reason.

 

I think we are pretty close, especially after what she pulled off the other night. She gets plenty of natural juices going down there. She willing to work with me on it since I am such a good boyfriend.

[Bier Meister 1,514]

Thanks for share. Team Gary will get you there. Good info. I have a busy Monday, but food for thought:

 

Regarding sex- just try to enjoy. Seems like she is aroused and wants you. Relax... Less thoughts, more feeling.

 

Regarding relationships- not a brief topic. Much is attributed to patterns of behavior, what we are drawn to, how we react, etc. I am not pointing a finger at you, just wondering what perpetuated the pattern and how we can change that....

[shotsup 832]

TMI

 

[gocolts 300]

Thanks for share. Team Gary will get you there. Good info. I have a busy Monday, but food for thought:

 

Regarding sex- just try to enjoy. Seems like she is aroused and wants you. Relax... Less thoughts, more feeling.

 

Regarding relationships- not a brief topic. Much is attributed to patterns of behavior, what we are drawn to, how we react, etc. I am not pointing a finger at you, just wondering what perpetuated the pattern and how we can change that....

I hear you man, thanks. She really likes what I do to her so far. We have actually discussed this before. She has basically told me she going to be honest and expects the same from me. No sense in acting like you enjoy something when you really don't or would rather do something else. She going to tell me what to do if I need that much help. lol She basically going to guide me and stuff since I been out of it for so long. It has not been an issue at all though. Only help I have needed so far was one time, she whispered "A little higher" when my hand was looking for that magic spot.

 

There is a reason I think I struggle on relaxing. I had kind of a tough situation once that focked me up. I am probably going to spill it tomorrow night. I just do not want to relieve it right before I go to bed.

[Mookz 1,287]

Bump for story and update.

[BunnysBastatrds 1,921]

Bump for story and update.

 

 

#Garysdickmatters

[NorthernVike 2,080]

TMI

 

 

This

[gocolts 300]

I just keep focking this up at every turn. We have not had any sexual activity in while now, since I last posted about it pretty much.

 

Do not misunderstand though. The relationship is still fantastic. In a few days, we will have been seeing each other for three months.

 

I am madly in love with this woman and she is also my best friend. I should get there soon, although it seems like I keep saying that.

 

The story. That is a separate thread entirely. Still have not had the sack to post it it was so devastating. I might tonight. Maybe I am not the only one who had this happen to them.

[Mookz 1,287]

I just keep focking this up at every turn. We have not had any sexual activity in while now, since I last posted about it pretty much.

 

Do not misunderstand though. The relationship is still fantastic. In a few days, we will have been seeing each other for three months.

 

I am madly in love with this woman and she is also my best friend. I should get there soon, although it seems like I keep saying that.

 

The story. That is a separate thread entirely. Still have not had the sack to post it it was so devastating. I might tonight. Maybe I am not the only one who had this happen to them.

 

I can assure you of one thing - the people here will be understanding, tactful, caring, helpful, not only empathetic but empathic.

 

And getting it out there might just be the closure/catharsis you need in order to finally achieve the rock-hard peemuses you desire.

[shotsup 832]

 

I can assure you of one thing - the people here will be understanding, tactful, caring, helpful, not only empathetic but empathic.

 

And getting it out there might just be the closure/catharsis you need in order to finally achieve the[RedRocket] rock-hard peemuses you desire[/RedRocket].

[MTSkiBum 1,594]

I just keep focking this up at every turn. We have not had any sexual activity in while now, since I last posted about it pretty much.

 

Do not misunderstand though. The relationship is still fantastic. In a few days, we will have been seeing each other for three months.

 

I am madly in love with this woman and she is also my best friend. I should get there soon, although it seems like I keep saying that.

 

The story. That is a separate thread entirely. Still have not had the sack to post it it was so devastating. I might tonight. Maybe I am not the only one who had this happen to them.

 

 

Keep trying and the problem will go away. Go in with the mindset if it doesnt work tonight, oh well, maybe it will tomorrow. Your anxiety over the issue is the problem.

[gocolts 300]

 

I can assure you of one thing - the people here will be understanding, tactful, caring, helpful, not only empathetic but empathic.

 

And getting it out there might just be the closure/catharsis you need in order to finally achieve the rock-hard peemuses you desire.

I have considered that getting it off my chest would help.

[gocolts 300]

 

 

Keep trying and the problem will go away. Go in with the mindset if it doesnt work tonight, oh well, maybe it will tomorrow. Your anxiety over the issue is the problem.

I sure hope so. I think you are right. We just have not even attempted in weeks. I am hoping we try again SOON.

[shotsup 832]

Thank The lord I still get hard when the wind blows. The crack of dawn ain't safe with me.

[fandandy 3,311]

Thank The lord I still get hard when the wind blows. The crack of dawn ain't safe with me.

I feel bad for Dawn.

[gocolts 300]

Here it is. The update you have all been waiting for.

 

I DID IT!!!!

 

I had sex with my girlfriend last night and it was focking awesome.

 

I have officially ended my nearly ten year slump. She rocked my world. Her vagina felt amazing around my cack.

 

It was so freaking good, I could not even focking walk at all for nearly 20 minutes. I am not kidding. As soon as I finished, I climbed off the bed and collapsed on the floor. I struggled to get around the rest of the night and still am today. WELL WORTH IT!!!

 

We were laughing our asses off while I was laying on the floor. I even have a bruise on my knee I hit the floor so fast and hard. Isn't the chick the one who is not suppose to be able to walk??

 

I owe it all to my girl. My goodness, she is so amazing. What a night. I feel like a new person and had the best weekend I can remember.

 

[MDC 5,895]

Congrats man.

[fandandy 3,311]

Don't feel bad Gary, collapsing on the ground and struggling to get around after sex is quite common for geeks, although usually it's their partners and only until they can work themselves free from the ropes.

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

Well done sir. By the way, your dirty talk is a bit rusty. Might wanna bone up on that.

[gocolts 300]

Well done sir. By the way, your dirty talk is a bit rusty. Might wanna bone up on that.

 

Yeah, I prolly need to watch a video or something to teach me. Wait until you sign on facebook and see what song I tagged her in today.

[gocolts 300]

Don't feel bad Gary, collapsing on the ground and struggling to get around after sex is quite common for geeks, although usually it's their partners and only until they can work themselves free from the ropes.

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

 

Yeah, I prolly need to watch a video or something to teach me. Wait until you sign on facebook and see what song I tagged her in today.

 

Yeah. Fortunately, mine seems content to keep the sappy sh!t over on Instagram, where nobody sees it.

[Djgb13 2,338]

Congrats man. Now go tattoo that ass a second time

[rholio 339]

Awesome!

[Artista 460]

 

Yeah, I prolly need to watch a video or something to teach me. Wait until you sign on facebook and see what song I tagged her in today.

Yeah I just saw it. How very appropriate... almost 10 years in the waiting!! Wow!

[Artista 460]

 

Yeah. Fortunately, mine seems content to keep the sappy sh!t over on Instagram, where nobody sees it.

There is such a thing as link??

[gocolts 300]

Yeah I just saw it. How very appropriate... almost 10 years in the waiting!! Wow!

[Chronic Husker 85]