iam90sbaby 2,125 Posted August 28, 2016 (until I invite her to my bed) So me and my roommate were bored and we decided to get on couchsurfing.com and there was this polish chick in town (Orlando) she needed a place to stay for the next 2 days and me and my roommate were more than willing. Probably one of the hottest chicks I've hung out with, ever. Not sure how ill feel about it in the morning, I'm drunk. 8/10 accent bumps her up to 9/10 Can size? I can't confirm this but I would say B possibly C So currently going on, everyone is drunk, and a couple of my other friends are over too (not all dudes). So I only have experience with south american chicks and I feel like there is a language barrier or maybe this chick just isn't into me, i don't focking know. PS if I don't make a post after this in 3-4 days, I'm dead, call someone. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WhiteWonder 2,172 Posted August 28, 2016 I'll call ghost busters if I don't hear from you. Actually I'm likely to forget Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 832 Posted August 28, 2016 Before she leaves ask her for the recipe for ice. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 1,838 Posted August 28, 2016 I can't imagine why her panties aren't dropping to the ground. Oh wait... yes I can. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 832 Posted August 28, 2016 Invite Drobs over as an icebreaker. He'll win her over. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voltaire 4,562 Posted August 28, 2016 You better not be dead, I'm really fed up with all these searches for replacing people lately. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Drizzay 646 Posted August 28, 2016 Ask her how many pollacks it takes to eat a burrito. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WhiteWonder 2,172 Posted August 28, 2016 impress her by showing her your geek history lineup Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chronic Husker 85 Posted August 28, 2016 I missed MedStudent Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mookz 1,287 Posted August 28, 2016 Does she seem zloty? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted August 28, 2016 I have a polish friend, if you need some language help. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frank 2,146 Posted August 28, 2016 How many polocks does it take to fock iam90sbaby? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Drizzay 646 Posted August 28, 2016 How many polocks does it take to fock iam90sbaby? 2. One to grab a magnifying glass, one to grab a tweezers... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WhiteWonder 2,172 Posted August 28, 2016 How many polocks does it take to fock iam90sbaby? 1/2? i took his spot in that dynasty league. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bier Meister 1,514 Posted August 28, 2016 coffee is for closers! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big Guy 1,400 Posted August 28, 2016 polish sausage party Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 1,920 Posted August 28, 2016 Can you fit a light bulb in her Possay all by yourself? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 832 Posted August 28, 2016 Fvck can size. We need pics little man. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WhiteWonder 2,172 Posted August 28, 2016 medstoopid gonna be mad https://img.ifcdn.com/images/adbae9ca48663bf0609e6fd23aca32ee04536284724f121198e63d92cfb22cc2_1.jpg Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 832 Posted August 28, 2016 medstoopid gonna be mad https://img.ifcdn.com/images/adbae9ca48663bf0609e6fd23aca32ee04536284724f121198e63d92cfb22cc2_1.jpg She a Pollack ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,657 Posted August 28, 2016 Ask her what happened to the Polish Navy's submarine fleet. Then tell her the Polacks invented the toilet seat but we put the hole in it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RaiderHaters Revenge 3,589 Posted August 28, 2016 what color is the polish, I dont get the chicks that do like 8 fingers one way then 1 on each hand a different color Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted August 28, 2016 You slip her the kielbasa yet? Or are your chances as good as an Auchwitz inmate? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,645 Posted August 28, 2016 I'm currently focking around with a polish chick. Serious rack. What I love about her is (with all respect), Biitch don't play. She's cute, hot, and doesn't play the shiit that Amurican biitches do. Single mom. Even her kids know not to fock around or she will straight up kill them. She tells them that. No safe spaces or time outs in that household. Conversation (no shiit) went like this (after many prior conversations - big fan of Polish food. I'd kill for a good plate of Pierogi): Me: So, are you dating anyone? Her: I don't date. No time. Me: (few beers in) Do you fock? ....and Bob's Your Uncle. No head games, no extortion, no manipulation. She can be a straight up biitch sometime, but at least it's honest. She focks on her terms, but there's no focking bullshiit, no dinners, no 'chats', no 'feelings', no nothing. Just solid knock it out and leave. I may be in love. Polish chiicks rock. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,206 Posted August 28, 2016 Hey, I'm Polish and offended. I need my safe space. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 832 Posted August 28, 2016 Hey, I'm Polish and offended. I need my safe space. JerrySkidsowdski Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frank 2,146 Posted August 28, 2016 Hey, I'm Polish and offended. I need my safe space. Just use white-out to cover the offensive remarks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mookz 1,287 Posted August 28, 2016 Hey, I'm Polish and offended. I need my safe space. FYI that does not involve a trip to the bank. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,206 Posted August 28, 2016 Just use white-out to cover the offensive remarks. Done. Hey wait... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,657 Posted August 28, 2016 I'm currently focking around with a polish chick. Serious rack. What I love about her is (with all respect), Biitch don't play. She's cute, hot, and doesn't play the shiit that Amurican biitches do. Single mom. Even her kids know not to fock around or she will straight up kill them. She tells them that. No safe spaces or time outs in that household. Conversation (no shiit) went like this (after many prior conversations - big fan of Polish food. I'd kill for a good plate of Pierogi): Me: So, are you dating anyone? Her: I don't date. No time. Me: (few beers in) Do you fock? ....and Bob's Your Uncle. No head games, no extortion, no manipulation. She can be a straight up biitch sometime, but at least it's honest. She focks on her terms, but there's no focking bullshiit, no dinners, no 'chats', no 'feelings', no nothing. Just solid knock it out and leave. I may be in love. Polish chiicks rock. Lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Djgb13 2,338 Posted August 28, 2016 I'm currently focking around with a polish chick. Serious rack. What I love about her is (with all respect), Biitch don't play. She's cute, hot, and doesn't play the shiit that Amurican biitches do. Single mom. Even her kids know not to fock around or she will straight up kill them. She tells them that. No safe spaces or time outs in that household. Conversation (no shiit) went like this (after many prior conversations - big fan of Polish food. I'd kill for a good plate of Pierogi): Me: So, are you dating anyone? Her: I don't date. No time. Me: (few beers in) Do you fock? ....and Bob's Your Uncle. No head games, no extortion, no manipulation. She can be a straight up biitch sometime, but at least it's honest. She focks on her terms, but there's no focking bullshiit, no dinners, no 'chats', no 'feelings', no nothing. Just solid knock it out and leave. I may be in love. Polish chiicks rock. I can respect that lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,206 Posted August 28, 2016 No offense to wiff (and by no offense that means I'm about to offend), but I never saw him as somebody that women would find remotely attractive. I see him as Barney from The Simpsons. But this is two stories of allegedly attractive women who have hooked up with him for no-frills sex. Hmm... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,657 Posted August 28, 2016 I can respect that lol Birds of a feather Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MDC 5,893 Posted August 28, 2016 No offense to wiff (and by no offense that means I'm about to offend), but I never saw him as somebody that women would find remotely attractive. I see him as Barney from The Simpsons. But this is two stories of allegedly attractive women who have hooked up with him for no-frills sex. Hmm... Keep in mind Wiff is so drunk all the time these hot women may be dudes for all he knows. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,311 Posted August 28, 2016 Keep in mind Wiff is so drunk all the time these hot women may be dudes for all he knows. Damn, that b1tch was rough. I didn't mind the heavy petting but did she really need to fock me in the ass with her clit? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bier Meister 1,514 Posted August 28, 2016 Keep in mind Wiff is so drunk all the time these hot women may be dudes for all he knows. "Shallow Wiff" Hal: I'm going for the one in the middle. You can have your pick of the other two. Mauricio: So you get the hyena, and I have to choose between the hippo and the giraffe? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chronic Husker 85 Posted August 28, 2016 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cOx2PMnxTY Are you happy, Jerry? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted August 29, 2016 No offense to wiff (and by no offense that means I'm about to offend), but I never saw him as somebody that women would find remotely attractive. I see him as Barney from The Simpsons. But this is two stories of allegedly attractive women who have hooked up with him for no-frills sex. Hmm... I don't know how old you are skids, but I find the older you get, the less "game" is involved. Everybody's been round the track enough that it just gets down to "hey, you wanna?" No subterfuge, no frills, no flirting. This goes double if you frequent dive bars, which it sounds like wiff does. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,206 Posted August 29, 2016 I don't know how old you are skids, but I find the older you get, the less "game" is involved. Everybody's been round the track enough that it just gets down to "hey, you wanna?" No subterfuge, no frills, no flirting. This goes double if you frequent dive bars, which it sounds like wiff does. I'm 49 but in good shape; most people think I'm about 40. That being said, fair enough, I'm married and not looking for such chicks nor frequenting such bars. But it's hard to believe there are a lot of chicks hanging our in such bars waiting for Barney to ask them if they want to fock. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites