Is there any worse coworker than the 'heat up fish in the microwave' guy?

[NewbieJr 541]

We have this one ass hole at work who brings in seafood at least twice a week and heats it up in our microwave. I went back there today with a frozen dinner and the area smelled so bad that I ended up not even making it. I put it back in the freezer and ran to Wendy's. I was afraid to even open the microwave.

Is it bad work etiquette to punch this guy in the throat?

[Hardcore troubadour 16,076]

Why do you let the Mexicans use it?

[patweisers44 874]

I call out fockers for doing that shiot all the time. Horrible. My favorite line is:

 

"Next time why don't you just take a dump in the microwave and heat THAT up, it couldn't smell any worse"

[edjr 7,052]

Used to do IT at a Engineering company in Cambridge, MA

 

80% of the company was asian.

 

They took turns reheating fish in the microwave

[drobeski 3,061]

Sure the smell wasn't from your upper lip ?

[cyclone24 1,949]

Office hack:

 

Just put popcorn in there...set it for 10 minutes....should clear up the fish smell.

[tanatastic 2,062]

Just tell planet fitness management one of your fellow front desk guys is being rude.

[MDC 8,136]

Just tell Mrs. HT to close her thighs.

[NewbieJr 541]

Just tell Mrs. HT to close her thighs.

I don't work with her, and from what he's said, her issue isn't fish, it's wiping her ass.

[tanatastic 2,062]

I don't work with her, and from what he's said, her issue isn't fish, it's wiping her ass.

Can't wipe what you can't reach.

[Filthy Fernadez 2,696]

We got a guy in the office who eats whole chunks of garlic in all his food. So much so it permeates from his skin. He eats a lot of cauliflower and cabbage too thus has horrendous gas as well. The final straw is he knows he smells so tries to cover it up with cologne.....a lot of cologne.

 

Focing disgusting.

[tanatastic 2,062]

The thing is, you need backbone. Just straight up tell the guy to his face that it's rude as hell to microwave fish, just don't do it.

[edjr 7,052]

Does he keep his leftovers in the work fridge?

 

you could pull a Steven Seagal and slip a microwave bomb in his bowl.

[dain11279 985]

[Filthy Fernadez 2,696]

Does he keep his leftovers in the work fridge?

 

you could pull a Steven Seagal and slip a microwave bomb in his bowl.

Steel wool, vinegar.. what else?

[edjr 7,052]

Steel wool, vinegar.. what else?

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgpIF_4LuL0

[penultimatestraw 473]

Used to do IT at a Engineering company in Cambridge, MA

 

80% of the company was asian.

 

They took turns reheating fish in the microwave

Tell me about it. Kimchi is sometimes involved as well.

[Cruzer 1,996]

We had a guy heat up salmon, like once a week. Gawd it was disgusting..... He happened to be a Partner, so nobody said anything.

[tanatastic 2,062]

We had a guy heat up salmon, like once a week. Gawd it was disgusting..... He happened to be a Partner, so nobody said anything.

Anonymous email, he would get the message.

[Cruzer 1,996]

Anonymous email, he would get the message.

Nope... He knew, just didn't care.

[iam90sbaby 2,727]

The Vape guy is worse.

[tanatastic 2,062]

The Vape guy is worse.

I don't vape but people around me do and it smells delightful. I prefer it to air even. Nothing is worse than cigarette break guy or cig in general.

[Cruzer 1,996]

The chain smoking, skanky secretary is also pretty bad.

 

She jumps into an elevator, coming from a smoke, with 2 sprays of nasty ass $4 perfume wanting to talk with coffee breath.

[iam90sbaby 2,727]

I don't vape but people around me do and it smells delightful. I prefer it to air even. Nothing is worse than cigarette break guy or cig in general.

 

Both are equally dumb. The vape guys are much more annoying though.

[Bier Meister 1,779]

right there with "yappy gal" and "guy who takes your lunch"

[Hardcore troubadour 16,076]

Wiffleballs co-workers at Enron had to be the worst. Am I right, or what?

[edjr 7,052]

guy who takes your lunch"

 

it's time you stand up for yourself.

[mobb_deep 921]

Our break room has notes on the microwave to not cook smelly food. Of course it's directed to the Asians and Indians microwaving fish and curry, but they don't give a fock.

[Bier Meister 1,779]

 

it's time you stand up for yourself.

 

 

not my problem, as i would rarely take lunch in. plus you need to watch cameras to see who is doing it.

[porkbutt 897]

i dunno.... "the orange frosted tip complete dooshbag that listens to abba and doesn't do sh;t all day" guy is pretty bad

[parrot 790]

Fat broad who complains that it's either too hot or too cold the minute she walks in EVERY FOCKING DAY!

 

"OMG! It's warm in here!" "Yeah, we don't run the AC at night. Give it 5 minutes."

 

"OMG! It's chilly in here!" "Yeah, the heat doesn't kick on until 7. Give it 5 minutes."

 

[vuduchile 1,947]

How about the guy who shoots up the workplace with an AK-47? Fock that guy too!

 

But, yeah fish microwaver is the worst.

[edjr 7,052]

 

 

not my problem, as i would rarely take lunch in. plus you need to watch cameras to see who is doing it.

 

fight back against bullying

[Bier Meister 1,779]

need to identify the anonymous peener who takes other people's stuff

[tanatastic 2,062]

need to identify the anonymous peener who takes other people's stuff

You can get motion sensor apps that take pics when there is movement and send straight to you or email or cloud or whatever. Set it up securely in a lunch Tupperware or whatever and catch the suspect.

 

Or set up a dummy lunch laced with something that has a god awful effect that you will notice.

[Bier Meister 1,779]

you are putting way to much effort into this. at work i don't have the time to play around with catching mice

[edjr 7,052]

wooooooossssshhhhh

[12th Man 884]

We have this one ass hole at work who brings in seafood at least twice a week and heats it up in our microwave. I went back there today with a frozen dinner and the area smelled so bad that I ended up not even making it. I put it back in the freezer and ran to Wendy's. I was afraid to even open the microwave.

Is it bad work etiquette to punch this guy in the throat?

You don't have the balls to punch him. That's why you are here.

[NewbieJr 541]

How about the guy who shoots up the workplace with an AK-47? Fock that guy too!

 

But, yeah fish microwaver is the worst.

that's rarely a coworker. Usually an ex coworker

[edjr 7,052]

that's rarely a coworker. Usually an ex coworker

 

It's going to Bier Meister, pretty soon, if someone doesn't stop stealing his lunch.