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Anyone check their paychecks since the withholding changed?

Holy Crap- I hope our payroll person didnt just totally Fock up- take home pay got a nice bump. I was pleasantly surprised.

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Anyone check their paychecks since the withholding changed?

Holy Crap- I hope our payroll person didnt just totally Fock up- take home pay got a nice bump. I was pleasantly surprised.

If you like your money, you can keep your money.

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I have not noticed a difference. I changed some of my open enrollment options so things have jumped around a bit making it difficult to know where the changes came from. I am glad to have more $$$ though!

 

Edit: I upgraded my benefits and still take home more... I just don't know exactly what the difference is.

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Focking dummies :mad: more of your money is bad for you. WTF!!!

Racists!!!

I know right! Fock health care for people less fortunate than Me! They can go get some Advil and cough medicine like normal people who don't deserve health care do

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Take your crumbs and give it to a black person.

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I know right! Fock health care for people less fortunate than Me! They can go get some Advil and cough medicine like normal people who don't deserve health care do

 

Good Lord.

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I know right! Fock health care for people less fortunate than Me! They can go get some Advil and cough medicine like normal people who don't deserve health care do

why don't you volunteer your extra money and donate to those who need it ? Have all your hack brothers do the same, maybe it will make a dent in those super honest concerns of yours.
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I know right! Fock health care for people less fortunate than Me! They can go get some Advil and cough medicine like normal people who don't deserve health care do

wow

 

 

eta i adjust my own flat tax per pay because im not a dumbfock. plus i make mad cash. you sound a little stoopid when you say "wow there's more in my paycheck this week". same stupid focks that get huge refund at tax time and is all happy about it.

 

that being said... thanks trump :pointstosky:

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I have more skill in one arm than any scab rat fvck you ever work with

 

:rolleyes:

 

Lefties are so hostile these days.

 

Settle down little fella.

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I have more skill in one arm than any scab rat fvck you ever work with

hahaha, good one, ive spent the last 2 months babysitting and having to walk through like children a bunch of union hacks in a 3 6k bioreactor suite.

Pathetic what hacks they are. A month behind schedule too, as usual.

 

You guys keep doing the dumb dumb work, dont worry there's plenty of us smart focks to come in and unfock it up and get it going when you're out of the way.

Serious, the focking place was like a walking oxyhead zombie party.

 

I've done the same overseas, let me tell you, those Asians out smart and out work you hacks like a mofo.

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I know right! Fock health care for people less fortunate than Me! They can go get some Advil and cough medicine like normal people who don't deserve health care do

I don't really disagree with that.

 

Sincerely,

Darwin

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I know right! Fock health care for people less fortunate than Me! They can go get some Advil and cough medicine like normal people who don't deserve health care do

Are their people less fortunate than you? Your life appears pretty focked and the future don't look so hot. Worry about yourself.

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hahaha, good one, ive spent the last 2 months babysitting and having to walk through like children a bunch of union hacks in a 3 6k bioreactor suite.

Pathetic what hacks they are. A month behind schedule too, as usual.

 

You guys keep doing the dumb dumb work, dont worry there's plenty of us smart focks to come in and unfock it up and get it going when you're out of the way.

Serious, the focking place was like a walking oxyhead zombie party.

 

I've done the same overseas, let me tell you, those Asians out smart and out work you hacks like a mofo.

Spoken like a true rat

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I know right! Fock health care for people less fortunate than Me! They can go get some Advil and cough medicine like normal people who don't deserve health care do

 

Im ok with this. Wanna help out. You pay there bills. Dont force me to.

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$70 per times 26 paychecks :thumbsup:

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things a no talent needs a union hack would say

There must have been a metric ton of cack that passed between your lips if your dumb ass is telling people what to do on a construction site

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Funny story.

I get paid on the 15th and the 30th. I was curious to see the changes after the 15th (have direct deposit) - I asked the admin who normally passes out the checks when are we getting them (this was the 17/18) - she said we haven't gotten paper stubs since March - it's on the company portal.

 

I was laughed at. Clueless.

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I don't look at my paycheck too often. As long as direct deposit works, I am good.

 

So, I took a look and my tax withholdings are down about $130 from before the new rates went into effect. My big question is what it will do to my actual tax payments when I file taxes. I think that I owe again this year despite paying a boatload of taxes during the course of the year. :mad:

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I've got more crumbs in my paycheck. I now get more crumbs every 2 weeks. These are some of the best crumbs. I love my new crumbs. I will spend my new crumbs. :thumbsup:

 

Go fuckoff and die, you old POS Pelosi.

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There must have been a metric ton of cack that passed between your lips if your dumb ass is telling people what to do on a construction site

did you and your brothers decide if you'll donate your extra cash to those causes you so care about?

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did you and your brothers decide if you'll donate your extra cash to those causes you so care about?

Lol.

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http://thehill.com/policy/finance/371800-hostess-snack-company-gives-employees-1250-year-of-snacks-after-gop-tax-cuts

 

 

One company is giving its employees literal crumbs.

 

Hostess Brands Inc. announced it will give workers one-time bonuses of $1,250 and one year of free snacks as a result of the new GOP tax legislation.

The company produces bakery snack cakes such as Twinkies, Ho Hos, Zingers and Sno Balls. Each week this year, a representative from one of the company’s bakeries will choose a different product, which employees will take home in multi-packs, according to Bloomberg.

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Now they are taunting the libs. Love it.

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I always get part of my check that goes into my DCU account, a day early. Won't see my paycheck till tomorrow.

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I always get part of my check that goes into my DCU account, a day early. Won't see my paycheck till tomorrow.

Good to know. Keep us updated.

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I always get part of my check that goes into my DCU account, a day early. Won't see my paycheck till tomorrow.

I haven’t had my quarterly payments recalculated yet. I won’t know until I pay my 2017 taxes.

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Ugh. I own a small business. Have four employees on W-2 and nine that are 1099's. The tax rate hasn't changed. Did payroll today. You are paying the same amount. What you get back will change.

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