Iowa Caucus

[Voltaire 5,471]

I guess things start in 15 minutes. Or maybe not, hard to tell from here. 

I'm thinking the late breakers go to Biden and Biden sneaks out a win. Iowans aren't freaks. Whatever Bernie and Warren have won, they've won but they aren't getting undecideds. Undecideds go for Biden/Klobuchar/PetButt. Ideally they go for Yang or Gabbard but I'm not fooling myself.

Obviously, I could be wrong. Sanders is ahead in the polls after all. As a Trump supporter, I'd like to see Sanders win as that's the road leading to Dem chaos and the best crying and agonizing stories to enjoy reading in the MSM.

[cyclone24 1,935]

Yeah just being here my guess is Sanders wins and gets all those votes that Hillary got back in 2016 or least a good majority of them. 

 That will be big for Sanders because hes going to get New Hampshire. He will lose South Carolina but he has a real shot at getting Nevada. Win 3 out of the 1st 4 and hes going to be a big factor.

[bandrus1 413]

Bernie will dominate in Iowa 15-20 percent victory

[Voltaire 5,471]

9 minutes ago, bandrus1 said:

Bernie will dominate in Iowa 15-20 percent victory

That'd be awesome. He's pretty much got New Hampshire. The ensuing circular Dem firing squad and wailing and gnashing of teeth would be epic.

I stilld don't understand the mentality of any undecided for voting for this guy though. Seems to me that if you don't love him, you vote for somebody else.

[RaiderHaters Revenge 4,532]

I don’t get it

[cyclone24 1,935]

1 minute ago, RaiderHaters Revenge said:

I don’t get it

Yeah...dont waste the energy trying to figure it out. I wish I didnt know. 

 

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,433]

Haha. You said ”cockus”

[DonS 3,319]

2 minutes ago, Patriotsfatboy1 said:

Haha. You said ”cockus”

Glad to see I'm not the only juvenile that keeps thinking this exact same thing. 

[EternalShinyAndChrome 4,339]

8 minutes ago, Patriotsfatboy1 said:

Haha. You said ”cockus”

That is funny.  It's a Democrat caucus so everyone knows there won't be any actual c@cks there since all the men have transformed. 

[bandrus1 413]

 

 

Looks like Pete is having a big night. Looks like he is smashing all predictions

[cyclone24 1,935]

Really early but heard from a couple friends in Des Moines and Biden is really struggling. 4th in 2 different precincts. 

Klobachar and Pete as well as bernie having good nights.

[Cdub100 3,995]

28 minutes ago, bandrus1 said:

 

 

Looks like Pete is having a big night. Looks like he is smashing all predictions

The people in Bernie's side are excatly what I would expect. 

[cyclone24 1,935]

Lol....Cory Booker got a delegate.  FFS...ok..take this away from us. I mean...how? Why? For what?

JFC

[Drizzay 744]

I know nothing of this process.

Do they "hiss" at each other when they stand in the wrong corner?

 

[cyclone24 1,935]

Biden not viable in a few early precincts. 

Trying to call around but think hes getting shredded. He will win big in eastern iowa...

[JustinCharge 2,397]

1 hour ago, Patriotsfatboy1 said:

Haha. You said ”cockus”

Its even better when you say Iowa as "I want / I wan"!!!!

[JustinCharge 2,397]

1 hour ago, bandrus1 said:

 

 

Looks like Pete is having a big night. Looks like he is smashing all predictions

There's maybe 5 people in the Bernie crowd over 6 feet tall.

[cyclone24 1,935]

The app feature apparently is a shiit show for the caucus.  Thus the delay.

[Strike 5,997]

1 hour ago, EternalShinyAndChrome said:

That is funny.  It's a Democrat caucus so everyone knows there won't be any actual c@cks there since all the men have transformed. 

You spelled castrated wrong.

[Voltaire 5,471]

This is bad. I don't want Biden to get crushed. That would mean the centrist Dems might rally around somebody more electable. Biden's main appeal is to keep Klobuchar and Pet the Butt on the sidelines.

[EternalShinyAndChrome 4,339]

1 minute ago, Voltaire said:

This is bad. I don't want Biden to get crushed. That would mean the centrist Dems might rally around somebody more electable. Biden's main appeal is to keep Klobuchar and Pet the Butt on the sidelines.

What are the results? I'm not even watching.

[Strike 5,997]

Trump won the GOP caucus.

[Voltaire 5,471]

Just now, EternalShinyAndChrome said:

What are the results? I'm not even watching.

I dunno. The results are being withheld.  I'm reacting to the YMC Des Moines pic above. It correctly registers how much enthusiasm I have for him. Hopefully Biden has better results elsewhere. 

 

[cyclone24 1,935]

2 minutes ago, Strike said:

Trump won the GOP caucus.

30k+ votes...most ever. 

[cyclone24 1,935]

3 minutes ago, EternalShinyAndChrome said:

What are the results? I'm not even watching.

 Not sure. They introduced an app but it's a complete mess. People are on hold for over an hour trying to call in and I guess there are some people that are literally driving the results over to certain headquarters.

[JustinCharge 2,397]

Democrats refuse to do anything in the open anymore.  Its always closed door this, hand carry that, drive the paperwork over to the headquarters in a Prius type of thing.  Can't let the public see.

[Intense Observer 344]

What a disaster.

Bernie crushed the first round, aka actual votes. 

Reports of collusion among Biden, Buttigeig, Klobuchar voter for redistribution votes.

A dozen coin flips to determine delegate allocations.

4th place Klobuchar stealing the spotlight by giving the first speech with full network coverage.

DNC has an app problem, can't tally votes. Results delayed for hours, Americans go to bed, wake up to SOTU on Tuesday and Trump acquittal on Wednesday.

Biden attorney sends letter stating DNC can't release results until they see them first.

Klobuchar, Biden, Warren, and Sanders all give Orange Man Bad speeches.

Pete is MIA, evidently he misunderstood what a caucus meant.

 

Takeaways:

Dems can't run a primary, how are they going to manage nationalized healthcare.

Trump was literally the only winner on Day 1 of 2020 campaign season.

 

Stock up on popcorn, it is going to be a fun 9 months.

[Voltaire 5,471]

2 minutes ago, Intense Observer said:

What a disaster.

Bernie crushed the first round, aka actual votes. 

Reports of collusion among Biden, Buttigeig, Klobuchar voter for redistribution votes.

A dozen coin flips to determine delegate allocations.

4th place Klobuchar stealing the spotlight by giving the first speech with full network coverage.

DNC has an app problem, can't tally votes. Results delayed for hours, Americans go to bed, wake up to SOTU on Tuesday and Trump acquittal on Wednesday.

Biden attorney sends letter stating DNC can't release results until they see them first.

Klobuchar, Biden, Warren, and Sanders all give Orange Man Bad speeches.

Pete is MIA, evidently he misunderstood what a caucus meant.

 

Takeaways:

Dems can't run a primary, how are they going to manage nationalized healthcare.

Trump was literally the only winner on Day 1 of 2020 campaign season.

 

Stock up on popcorn, it is going to be a fun 9 months.

This is the perfect situation. I wish I had enough of an imagination to hope for results like this.

[Strike 5,997]

18 minutes ago, Intense Observer said:

 

Trump was literally the only winner on Day 1 of 2020 campaign season.

What's new?

[Voltaire 5,471]

Even better than a Bernie win would be Bernie voters going apesh*t over getting hosed.

And make no mistake about it, the DNC are focking crooks and expert at insider shenanigans, I've no doubt that's what they're doing right now.

[Voltaire 5,471]

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I don't know what this guy is saying, I just hope he takes to social media and tells all his Bernie Bro buddies about it.

Oh, that's right, Project Veritas got all the Bernie staff in Iowa to cancel their accounts.... no matter... I'm sure word of the attrocites and corruption will leak out.

[Voltaire 5,471]

If the Michael Bloomberg lane is ever going to open up, this is a great start for him.

I hope Trump has some cutting things to say about this fiasco at the State of the Union.

[bostonlager 2,678]

They probably set this shitt show up using some affirmative action tactics. It might be a complete focking mess, but we used some coloreds. 

[TimmySmith 2,783]

9 hours ago, bandrus1 said:

is this San Salvador?

No it's Iowa.

[lickin_starfish 2,003]

4 minutes ago, TimmySmith said:

is this San Salvador?

No it's Iowa.

Quiero Senior Bernie! Viva Las Honduras!

[supermike80 2,078]

I am just waking up and checking the results..andddd...there are no results..Because Iowa mucked up the entire thing.

OMG this is an utter home run for republicans and Trump.  I mean outta the park stuff here.

You can't write it any better if you are team Trump

[Fireballer 2,677]

7 hours ago, cyclone24 said:

30k+ votes...most ever. 

Over 30,000 people came out to vote for him even though that it was already going to be in his favor?  KAG

[Hawkeye21 2,454]

The DNC is incompetent. 

[bandrus1 413]

14 minutes ago, supermike80 said:

I am just waking up and checking the results..andddd...there are no results..Because Iowa mucked up the entire thing.

OMG this is an utter home run for republicans and Trump.  I mean outta the park stuff here.

You can't write it any better if you are team Trump

Not Iowa.. this is all the DNC

 

 

[supermike80 2,078]

Is it all possible, and I seriously don't know.  That no one was watching the house because of the focus on the russians, impeachment etc?   I don't know and I won't say this an absolute connection here as I don't knwo who watches what. 

But man it stinks of the DNC not paying attention,