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somehow I legitimately have tribal land in Oklahoma, yet I got my ancestry test and I have no injun

also apparently Im a Jew (which I knew) and a Scot (which I never knew)

and no I am not adopted.

Also my Grandma wasn't as much of a Hawaiian as we were told, as I am only 6% polynesian

 

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39 minutes ago, RaiderHaters Revenge said:

somehow I legitimately have tribal land in Oklahoma, yet I got my ancestry test and I have no injun

also apparently Im a Jew (which I knew) and a Scot (which I never knew)

and no I am not adopted.

Also my Grandma wasn't as much of a Hawaiian as we were told, as I am only 6% polynesian

 

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10 minutes ago, Rusty Syringes said:

And 50 percent Rusty Syringes. 

:lol:

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10 hours ago, RaiderHaters Revenge said:

somehow I legitimately have tribal land in Oklahoma, yet I got my ancestry test and I have no injun

also apparently Im a Jew (which I knew) and a Scot (which I never knew)

and no I am not adopted.

Also my Grandma wasn't as much of a Hawaiian as we were told, as I am only 6% polynesian

 

Which ancestry service did you use?  I used 23 and me and acestry.com.

:dunno:

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8 minutes ago, RaiderHaters Revenge said:

This was ancestry

Thanks!

What was interesting for me was the disparity of the results between the two services.. I expected them to be exactly the same!

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2 minutes ago, HTH said:

Thanks!

What was interesting for me was the disparity of the results between the two services.. I expected them to be exactly the same!

That’s because it’s bullshit. HTH. 

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1 minute ago, Hardcore troubadour said:

That’s because it’s bullshit. HTH. 

How so?

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6 minutes ago, HTH said:

Thanks!

What was interesting for me was the disparity of the results between the two services.. I expected them to be exactly the same!

That’s how 

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13 minutes ago, Hardcore troubadour said:

That’s how 

Right!  They both do say that I'm 99.9% European which I think is pretty accurate.

 

lol

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There must be some legitimacy in these tests as I was linked up with one of my distant cousins as a possible relative which I can confirm this dude is related to me. 

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1 minute ago, KayJay1971 said:

There must be some legitimacy in these tests as I was linked up with one of my distant cousins as a possible relative which I can confirm this dude is related to me. 

True. Also, the results correctly concluded that My Mom was my parent and my bro was my sibling. My cousins as well!

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32 minutes ago, HTH said:

Right!  They both do say that I'm 99.9% European which I think is pretty accurate.

 

lol

Your white skin could have told you that. 

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15 minutes ago, KayJay1971 said:

There must be some legitimacy in these tests as I was linked up with one of my distant cousins as a possible relative which I can confirm this dude is related to me. 

That’s DNA, not your ancestry. 

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58 minutes ago, RaiderHaters Revenge said:

this is 100% true

my sister and me have different results

its all for entertainment value

 

The commercials are ridiculous.  23 and me told me I am German, so now I where Lederhosen.  Idiot.  

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57 minutes ago, RaiderHaters Revenge said:

this is 100% true

my sister and me have different results

its all for entertainment value

 

I believe that this is not uncommon.  🤔

They say that your ancestry is a trait that's passed along just like eye or hair color.  So one sibling may inherit more "German" while another sibling may get more "English".  

Because originally I was thinking, oh, let's just buy one test, then the results for my sister and brother will be the same.  But apparently that's not how it works.  Or maybe they just want to sell more kits.  :dunno:

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17 minutes ago, Herbivore said:

The commercials are ridiculous.  23 and me told me I am German, so now I where Lederhosen.  Idiot.  

I just ordered a kilt and signing up to be a CPA

 

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4 hours ago, TBayXXXVII said:

Question.... What Jews are NOT "European", that the test needed to specify "European Jewish"?

African. I believe.  No joke.

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41 minutes ago, Rusty Syringes said:

I'm surprised vegetable and mineral didn't show up in the mix.

Creating new (terrible) music ?

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Didn't someone mention that China is buying these sites?

Welcome to the new World ...

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