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6 minutes ago, Patriotsfatboy1 said:

From Blue Lagoon to this? I think she is closer to Katelyn Jenner than the girl in my memory. :mad: 

 

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A few of those close ups were fukin scary

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51 minutes ago, Patriotsfatboy1 said:

From Blue Lagoon to this? I think she is closer to Katelyn Jenner than the girl in my memory. :mad: 

 

The girl at 15 doesn't look the same at 55. Who would of thunk...

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it is quite the mystery

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1 minute ago, Mrs. Voltaire said:

It's pretty focked up to think of that pedo movie being made, acceptable in the 80s, not so much these days.

How about Animal House?  Larry bangs a 13 year old after getting her hammered at a party. :o

Sixteen Candles? Farmer Ted bangs the hot chick who is too hammered to realize that he isn't her boyfriend. 

There are many, many more. 

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Favorite scene for me. He feels her up and pulls out a handful of Kleenex from her bra.

:shocking:

:lol:

 

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it's not that she just "got old".....it's that her facial features have become a bit freakish. 

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10 minutes ago, Big Guy said:

it's not that she just "got old".....it's that her facial features have become a bit freakish. 

That's what happens when you get old.

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12 minutes ago, Big Guy said:

it's not that she just "got old".....it's that her facial features have become a bit freakish. 

I'll concede one thing. That face really did get kind of manish. 

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She has remained tall and slender though. A lot of women don’t. 

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I never thought she was that hot back in the day, just found her to be attractive.  Not really any different today.  She's not hot... or ugly.  She's fine.

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45 minutes ago, Patriotsfatboy1 said:

How about Animal House?  Larry bangs a 13 year old after getting her hammered at a party. :o

Sixteen Candles? Farmer Ted bangs the hot chick who is too hammered to realize that he isn't her boyfriend. 

There are many, many more. 

 NERDS!!!

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47 minutes ago, Patriotsfatboy1 said:

How about Animal House?  Larry bangs a 13 year old after getting her hammered at a party. :o

Sixteen Candles? Farmer Ted bangs the hot chick who is too hammered to realize that he isn't her boyfriend. 

There are many, many more. 

Damn liberals and their rapey movies.  :dunno:

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19 minutes ago, kutulu said:

 NERDS!!!

Oh yeah!! Nerd nails a chick while in costume with her thinking it's her boyfriend. Brilliant!! :banana:

If they ever cancel any of those great movies I'm done with tv and movies.

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29 minutes ago, Utilit99 said:

I'll concede one thing. That face really did get kind of manish. 

That was more what I was thinking. It is sort of like that Seinfeld episode where the same girl either looks great or looks awful depending on where they are. The commercial has some angles where she looks great, especially for her age and there are some angles where I think that I am looking at Caitlyn Jenner. :o

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10 minutes ago, Utilit99 said:

Oh yeah!! Nerd nails a chick while in costume with her thinking it's her boyfriend. Brilliant!! :banana:

If they ever cancel any of those great movies I'm done with tv and movies.

Also...

 

 

 

We got bush!!!

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10 minutes ago, Patriotsfatboy1 said:

That was more what I was thinking. It is sort of like that Seinfeld episode where the same girl either looks great or looks awful depending on where they are. The commercial has some angles where she looks great, especially for her age and there are some angles where I think that I am looking at Caitlyn Jenner. :o

Yeah. Now I kind of can't unsee it.

And similarly, I knew a girl who was really quite beautiful when looking at her straight on, but her profile was touch and go. When I was around her I sometimes felt like Seinfeld did in that episode you mention.

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1 hour ago, Mrs. Voltaire said:

That's what happens when you get old.

no, her face looks a little like Andre the Giant

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1 hour ago, Hardcore troubadour said:

She has remained tall and slender though. A lot of women don’t. 

Yeah most women shrink when they get older.  I used to be 6'1".  I'm 49 now and shrunk to 5'7".  I'll be 3'4" by age 70.

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52 minutes ago, Patriotsfatboy1 said:

That was more what I was thinking. It is sort of like that Seinfeld episode where the same girl either looks great or looks awful depending on where they are. The commercial has some angles where she looks great, especially for her age and there are some angles where I think that I am looking at Caitlyn Jenner. :o

https://www.dpreview.com/forums/thread/4164807

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16 minutes ago, Mrs. Voltaire said:

It means you're ghey.

That's what I was afeared of.  :(

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12 minutes ago, Utilit99 said:

They're all ugly except for the chick with the headband(as long as she's super thin that is). 

Oh I forgot, everyone here dates supermodels.

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7 minutes ago, Mrs. Voltaire said:

Oh I forgot, everyone here dates supermodels.

I doubt everyone.

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She’s still doing better than Kirstie Alley or Kathleen Turner. Now those broads turned into men.

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Big Mike Obama won’t have this issue. 

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2 minutes ago, Hardcore troubadour said:

Big Mike Obama won’t have this issue. 

:sleep:

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