Cruzer 1,992 Posted May 25, 2021 A buddy sent this to me, funny as shiitl. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fireballer 2,391 Posted May 25, 2021 While BD is a doosh, I bet alot of people feel the same about Koepka. He accused fans of trying to pull a Tonya Harding on his injured leg when the crowd swarmed them Sunday. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted May 25, 2021 This gives me new respect for Bryson, fock Koepka. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Reality 2,710 Posted May 25, 2021 Bryson is unbearable, anytime an open mic is around that dude I want to puncture my ear drum. I think Brooks probably misheard Bryson but, it sounds like Bryson was talking shlt sarcastically while a dude is being interviewed. I like Brooks even more after that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bostonlager 2,467 Posted May 25, 2021 I want to see them playing in the same group. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
listen2me 23 1,548 Posted May 25, 2021 I have a large crop of golfers I can root for. Dont dislike many. Those 2 are probably top of my list. Dont care for either. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mike Honcho 4,042 Posted May 25, 2021 Hey, you name your kid "Bryson", expect him not to be liked. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TimmySmith 2,782 Posted May 25, 2021 Look at his eyes the whole time. Bryson is in his head. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,585 Posted May 25, 2021 39 minutes ago, Mike Honcho said: Hey, you name your kid "Bryson", expect him not to be liked. My best friend named his son that, but they call him Bryce Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cloaca du jour 2,066 Posted May 25, 2021 One of the kids in the local u10 soccer league is named D'Artangian from the 3 musketeers Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bert 1,094 Posted May 25, 2021 2 hours ago, NorthernVike said: This gives me new respect for Bryson, fock Koepka. He is living in those pretentious little biotch's heads. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bert 1,094 Posted May 25, 2021 1 hour ago, Reality said: Bryson is unbearable, anytime an open mic is around that dude I want to puncture my ear drum. I think Brooks probably misheard Bryson but, it sounds like Bryson was talking shlt sarcastically while a dude is being interviewed. I like Brooks even more after that. Brooks is a whiney little c\/nt. "I don't like the fans. They touched my golden knee " Hey biotch, if your knee is that focked up keep your azz at home sucking on mommy's teet. The little twat couldn't handle that a 50 year old beat his azz straight up in a major. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Reality 2,710 Posted May 25, 2021 39 minutes ago, TimmySmith said: Look at his eyes the whole time. Bryson is in his head. It doesn't show on the course. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Reality 2,710 Posted May 25, 2021 Just now, Bert said: Brooks is a whiney little c\/nt. "I don't like the fans. They touched my golden knee " Hey biotch, if your knee is that focked up keep your azz at home sucking on mommy's teet. The little twat couldn't handle that a 50 year old beat his azz straight up in a major. Terrible take, even the PGA apologized for the unruly nature of the moment. His knee is obviously not 100% but, he's still good enough to compete for a major. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bert 1,094 Posted May 25, 2021 Just now, Reality said: Terrible take, even the PGA apologized for the unruly nature of the moment. His knee is obviously not 100% but, he's still good enough to compete for a major. No more so than your take. Don't be a little whiney biotch because you couldn't putt and focked up the par 5s in the final round of a major. Apparently the wind didn't screw up Phil's putting. Maybe your just sucked Brooks. Be a man and stop the whining. My God Brooks is approaching Bubby Watson level annoying after that display Sunday. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TimHauck 1,806 Posted May 25, 2021 there seems to be a dispute about whether Bryson said something or he's just mad at the metal spikes. "Brobible" claims DeChambeau said "Just gotta start it on the right line" and I tried listening again but not sure I hear that. Koepka said "Christ" not "Bryson" btw (although it was clearly directed towards him) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Reality 2,710 Posted May 25, 2021 Just now, Bert said: No more so than your take. Don't be a little whiney biotch because you couldn't putt and focked up the par 5s in the final round of a major. Apparently the wind didn't screw up Phil's putting. Maybe your just sucked Brooks. Be a man and stop the whining. My God Brooks is approaching Bubby Watson level annoying after that display Sunday. 2nd place sucked balls? Sure. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Reality 2,710 Posted May 25, 2021 1 minute ago, TimHauck said: there seems to be a dispute about whether Bryson said something or he's just mad at the metal spikes. "Brobible" claims DeChambeau said "Just gotta start it on the right line" and I tried listening again but not sure I hear that. Koepka said "Christ" not "Bryson" btw (although it was clearly directed towards him) You can pretty clearly hear what Bryson is saying. Who it's directed at is another story. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bert 1,094 Posted May 25, 2021 2 minutes ago, dain11279 said: Fock Bryson Yep, he is very unlikable. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TimHauck 1,806 Posted May 25, 2021 11 minutes ago, Reality said: You can pretty clearly hear what Bryson is saying. Who it's directed at is another story. So is that what he said? I must have bad ears then (which is possible), I heard something but couldn't make out what it was. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Reality 2,710 Posted May 25, 2021 1 minute ago, TimHauck said: So is that what he said? I must have bad ears then (which is possible), I heard something but couldn't make out what it was. Something along those lines but, I think Bryson was talking about his own ball. Nothing to do with Brooks. Just bad timing and Brooks can't stand that dude, which is completely understandable, he's the worst. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,585 Posted May 25, 2021 42 minutes ago, dain11279 said: Fock Bryson Which one wears white pants? I'm with the other one Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 3,323 Posted May 25, 2021 3 minutes ago, edjr said: Which one wears white pants? I'm with the other one Even after Labor Day?! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,585 Posted May 25, 2021 Just now, IGotWorms said: Even after Labor Day?! especially after labor day!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,695 Posted May 25, 2021 2 hours ago, Mike Honcho said: Hey, you name your kid "Bryson", expect him not to be liked. Agree. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lod001 1,237 Posted May 25, 2021 3 hours ago, listen2me 23 said: I have a large crop of golfers I can root for. Dont dislike many. Those 2 are probably top of my list. Dont care for either. I only like them if they are making me $ on draftkings. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted May 25, 2021 4 hours ago, Bert said: My God Brooks is approaching Bubby Watson level annoying after that display Sunday. Nailed it! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
taco breath 419 Posted May 25, 2021 5 hours ago, Mike Honcho said: Hey, you name your kid "Bryson", expect him not to be liked. Akin to naming your alias troubadour. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
listen2me 23 1,548 Posted May 25, 2021 4 hours ago, Reality said: Terrible take, even the PGA apologized for the unruly nature of the moment. His knee is obviously not 100% but, he's still good enough to compete for a major. They "apologized" but they loved it I can assure you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bostonlager 2,467 Posted May 25, 2021 I root for the guy that has his own brand of chaw. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fireballer 2,391 Posted May 25, 2021 I'm going deaf. What did BD say? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bostonlager 2,467 Posted May 25, 2021 12 minutes ago, Fireballer said: I'm going deaf. What did BD say? Something about - You have to start your putt out on the correct line. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Herbivore 909 Posted May 25, 2021 was surprised when I saw Brooks whining about the celebration, thought he would be tougher. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fireballer 2,391 Posted May 25, 2021 32 minutes ago, Herbivore said: was surprised when I saw Brooks whining about the celebration, thought he would be tougher. This Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fireballer 2,391 Posted May 25, 2021 36 minutes ago, bostonlager said: Something about - You have to start your putt out on the correct line. Lmao. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,695 Posted May 25, 2021 36 minutes ago, Herbivore said: was surprised when I saw Brooks whining about the celebration, thought he would be tougher. Golfers are tough now? Same guys that need quiet to play? When did that happen? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bostonlager 2,467 Posted May 26, 2021 Brady/Mickelson vs DeChambeau/Rodgers - July 6th. https://www.espn.com/golf/story/_/id/31515017/phil-mickelson-tom-brady-team-vs-bryson-dechambeau-aaron-rodgers-july-6 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TimmySmith 2,782 Posted May 26, 2021 23 hours ago, Herbivore said: was surprised when I saw Brooks whining about the celebration, thought he would be tougher. He gave a "it bothered me, but it didn't, but it did". Did Phil even address it? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites