wiffleball 4,651 Posted November 12, 2021 What would it be? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
phillybear 364 Posted November 12, 2021 I've been living it. To every lady I've ever dated/abducted, near the end of the night, "Yeah, don't count on cashing that check...." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gladiators 1,904 Posted November 12, 2021 Does this pillow smell like chloroform to you? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted November 12, 2021 I've been trying to reach you about your extended warranty... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kopy 493 Posted November 12, 2021 Don't take any wooden nickles. Don't eat yellow snow. Don't marry crazy. Don't trust a guy who wears shoes with no socks. I've got so many. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dizkneelande 839 Posted November 12, 2021 Leftism is a mental disorder 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cloaca du jour 2,066 Posted November 12, 2021 Get off muh lawn!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mookz 1,287 Posted November 12, 2021 Give my regards to teh Geek Bored! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted November 12, 2021 Hold my beer, watch this shiot. BLS Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,732 Posted November 12, 2021 Rosebud 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,587 Posted November 12, 2021 Sorry you got thrown in jail Epstein, I was a big fan Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Utilit99 4,099 Posted November 12, 2021 What was that all about? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cantaloupe 44 Posted November 12, 2021 Hey! Plug that back in! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mookz 1,287 Posted November 12, 2021 34 minutes ago, Cantaloupe Fingerbang said: Hey! Plug that back in! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted November 13, 2021 Fock Joe Biden Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,552 Posted November 13, 2021 Leave a message- I’ll call you back....leave it by the bed. Some people should die that’s just unconscious knowledge. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,311 Posted November 13, 2021 11 hours ago, Cantaloupe Fingerbang said: Hey! Plug that back in! I laughed out loud. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Drizzay 648 Posted November 13, 2021 How about a nice game of chess? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,311 Posted November 13, 2021 So, this is what it feels like to be a bajillion years old you dolts? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 1,933 Posted November 13, 2021 I never intentionally meant to hurt anyone. And my d!ck is in the punch. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frank 2,152 Posted November 14, 2021 So long, and thanks for all the fish. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
