I need to get out of an Engagement Party...

[IGotWorms 3,315]

8 minutes ago, TBayXXXVII said:

So, I texted her on my lunch hour about who the engagement party was for and why is it a must that I go.  I got this:

Her: Ummm.... about that.  I, uh, really really really f'd (she spelled it out... website censored it), up on that.  Don't be mad, but you do have to go.  We have to talk about it when I get home tomorrow.

Me:  WTF????

 

No response yet.  

Buddy, you gotta stand up for yourself a bit here. She can’t tell you what you “have to” do. She can tell you what she wants you to do, and you can decide to go along with that to make her happy, but you can’t have her straight up ordering you around.

Only thing that maybe changes this is the sugar momma aspect. But if she’s got you by the balls that bad, my suggestion is shore up your own financial situation and extricate yourself

[wiffleball 4,645]

Oh God damn it. I just reread your last post and that message pisses me off. I'm sorry, but the words " you have to go" should never come from another adult's mouth, much less somebody who allegedly cares for you,  - even if she's talking about chemotherapy for Christ's sake.

 

Having said that. You have to go. And by go, I mean go away from this relationship as fast as you possibly f****** can. Seriously, what in the actual f***?

 

At this point, all I can say is anything less than that?

 

You're nothing more than a willing participant in your own victimization.

 

Don't biitch and whine when it only gets worse.

 

Because it will.

[TBayXXXVII 2,117]

36 minutes ago, IGotWorms said:

Buddy, you gotta stand up for yourself a bit here. She can’t tell you what you “have to” do. She can tell you what she wants you to do, and you can decide to go along with that to make her happy, but you can’t have her straight up ordering you around.

Only thing that maybe changes this is the sugar momma aspect. But if she’s got you by the balls that bad, my suggestion is shore up your own financial situation and extricate yourself

It's only Tuesday.  I can hear her out.  Gotta see what she means by "I fvcked up".

[Shooter McGavin 589]

51 minutes ago, IGotWorms said:

Buddy, you gotta stand up for yourself a bit here. She can’t tell you what you “have to” do. She can tell you what she wants you to do, and you can decide to go along with that to make her happy, but you can’t have her straight up ordering you around.

Only thing that maybe changes this is the sugar momma aspect. But if she’s got you by the balls that bad, my suggestion is shore up your own financial situation and extricate yourself

Word.

[jerryskids 5,206]

24 minutes ago, TBayXXXVII said:

It's only Tuesday.  I can hear her out.  Gotta see what she means by "I fvcked up".

Remember when you have this discussion:  she is retiring in two months, so what impact would your absence have on her career?  Also does she need you specifically, or will any warm "and one" do?

Worst case, if you end up going, you need a quid pro quo.  Like a threesome with her and her best looking friend.  Or the bride.  Or a foursome with both of them.   

[Horseman 1,514]

40 minutes ago, TBayXXXVII said:

It's only Tuesday.  I can hear her out.  Gotta see what she means by "I fvcked up".

Right.

One thing is for sure; don't take relationship advice from lonely single losers.  Or worse, life losers married to fat behemoths with a bunch of kids. 

For all you know she's foking with you and has something else planned that includes your buddies and meanwhile the idiot geek squad wants you to throw a fit and leave her because of feelings.  

But if you want real advise I'm going to need some pics.  I like women who are fit, but at some point with body building the man-arms and stuff gets out of control and isn't attractive.  

[Shooter McGavin 589]

3 minutes ago, Horseman said:

Right.

One thing is for sure; don't take relationship advice from lonely single losers.  Or worse, life losers married to fat behemoths with a bunch of kids. 

For all you know she's foking with you and has something else planned that includes your buddies and meanwhile the idiot geek squad wants you to throw a fit and leave her because of feelings.  

But if you want real advise I'm going to need some pics.  I like women who are fit, but at some point with body building the man-arms and stuff gets out of control and isn't attractive.  

Another dude who's wife owns his balls.

[nobody 2,044]

1 hour ago, TBayXXXVII said:

So, I texted her on my lunch hour about who the engagement party was for and why is it a must that I go.  I got this:

Her: Ummm.... about that.  I, uh, really really really f'd (she spelled it out... website censored it), up on that.  Don't be mad, but you do have to go.  We have to talk about it when I get home tomorrow.

Me:  WTF????

 

No response yet.  

I always thought the whole thing where characters in tv shows communicate poorly when they could just take 30 seconds and explain what the hell is going on was a device to move the plot in a certain direction.  Turns out it actually does happen in real life.  

[IGotWorms 3,315]

1 minute ago, nobody said:

I always thought the whole thing where characters in tv shows communicate poorly when they could just take 30 seconds and explain what the hell is going on was a device to move the plot in a certain direction.  Turns out it actually does happen in real life.  

She sounds suspiciously busy, like with her other boyfriend(s)

[Horseman 1,514]

3 minutes ago, Shooter McGavin said:

Another dude who's wife owns his balls.

Life loser says what?

The doors unlock from the inside.  She's free to leave anytime she wants.  

[nobody 2,044]

3 minutes ago, IGotWorms said:

She sounds suspiciously busy, like with her other boyfriend(s)

Yeah, I know a few fitness models (friends of friends... I'm very ugly and they wouldn't have me)

They don't do much except workout, try to be influencers, and run physical fitness sessions with folks as a side gig.

 

 

 

 

[Cloaca du jour 2,064]

A solid poker night doesnt start till 7pm.  You have 3 to 4 hours to engagement party then play poker after...

And demand Anal next hookup.

[Cloaca du jour 2,064]

Also...is the party for close family or someone who you hardly know?  

[nobody 2,044]

5 minutes ago, Cloaca du jour said:

Also...is the party for close family or someone who you hardly know?  

No one knows.  

[TBayXXXVII 2,117]

33 minutes ago, nobody said:

I always thought the whole thing where characters in tv shows communicate poorly when they could just take 30 seconds and explain what the hell is going on was a device to move the plot in a certain direction.  Turns out it actually does happen in real life.  

It happens from time to time.  I can go weeks & sometime months, without seeing her.  She has training sessions, workouts, competitions, etc.  In a way, it's kind of like baseball, where a player can be gone for 12 days on a west coast trip.  We've dealt with it pretty well over the years.  We talk on the phone every day, and talk about things that have happened, but we really don't talk about plans that we've made because things pop up that we can't control.  A lot of times, we just cancel and go where we need to.  It's not as big a deal when you've lived through it for 7 years.  I wasn't really asking about "relationship" advice, just ideas on how to approach getting out of going to this particular function.

This last year has been a non-stop whirlwind of things.  With her retiring, fulfilling final commitments, job interviews, career decisions, possible locations we have to move too... there's just so much going on that we just go with the flow.  I know that there's a really good chance that I'll have to quit my job and find something elsewhere.  We're going to move to where ever the best career decision she can make because for me, I can find a job anywhere.  She has people calling from colleges all over the country about wanting to hire her as a strength and conditioning coach for their athletics programs to working with gyms across the country to help train younger girls who are getting into the industry.  If the best offer for her is a school out west, one school in particular is offering her $250k per year to run their girls health and fitness programs.  If she wants that job, we're moving.  Her $250k is a lot more than my $84k.  One of the gyms she's worked with, want to hire her to be their assistant head trainer.  If she wants that job, we're moving.

We haven't had any arguments about anything this whole time, until now.  It's not really even an argument because we haven't really talked about it yet.  She left for Salt Lake City Saturday morning and won't be back until tomorrow afternoon.  Things like this are always best to discuss in person.  We found that out the first few months we started dating.  It's not something that has to be sorted out right now.  It can wait a couple days.  The idea of braking up is preposterous.  She's never once, until now, made it known that I have to do something I don't want to do.  Sure, going to a sponsor party with a bunch of meatheads and egotists isn't high on my "to-do" list, but I still go if she wants me to go.  I smile and put on a good show.  What usually happens is that I find other guys or girls who "had to go", and we hang out while our significant others do what they need to do.

[nobody 2,044]

You don't need to break up with her.  All I'm saying is inform her that you need to go to the other thing.  

[TBayXXXVII 2,117]

48 minutes ago, Cloaca du jour said:

A solid poker night doesnt start till 7pm.  You have 3 to 4 hours to engagement party then play poker after...

And demand Anal next hookup.

The two places are about 3 hours apart... engagement party is Cape Map (about 45 minutes south of where we live), and poker night is in a town that's about 30 minutes north of Trenton (about 2 hours from where we live).  To get from Point A to Point B, would take about 3 hours.

46 minutes ago, Cloaca du jour said:

Also...is the party for close family or someone who you hardly know?  

I haven't been informed on who the people are.  The only thing I know is that it's no one in my family or my friends.

[TBayXXXVII 2,117]

8 minutes ago, nobody said:

You don't need to break up with her.  All I'm saying is inform her that you need to go to the other thing.  

I know, but it's been brought up.  I did, but as I said, we learned long ago to discuss "issues" in person and not on the phone.  Tomorrow night we'll talk.

[Shooter McGavin 589]

59 minutes ago, nobody said:

No one knows.  

He's too scared to ask.

[jerryskids 5,206]

1 hour ago, Horseman said:

Right.

One thing is for sure; don't take relationship advice from lonely single losers.  Or worse, life losers married to fat behemoths with a bunch of kids. 

For all you know she's foking with you and has something else planned that includes your buddies and meanwhile the idiot geek squad wants you to throw a fit and leave her because of feelings.  

But if you want real advise I'm going to need some pics.  I like women who are fit, but at some point with body building the man-arms and stuff gets out of control and isn't attractive.  

When I proposed to my wife we had dinner plans for a Friday night.  Unknown to her, I had also rented a room at the resort next door for after the proposal.  A few days before, friends of ours planned a trip for us all to the Phoenix Firebirds game that night (minor league, 1992 before the DBacks).  I was a big baseball fan so, fock, I couldn't say "umm, I'd rather go to dinner than a baseball game," she'd know I was up to something, or had hit myself in the head with a brick.  Luckily I was able to move both reservations to the following day (it was August, things are much more available.  Had this been February I'd have been focked).

[Alias Detective 1,179]

Update?

[IGotWorms 3,315]

24 minutes ago, jerryskids said:

When I proposed to my wife we had dinner plans for a Friday night.  Unknown to her, I had also rented a room at the resort next door for after the proposal.  A few days before, friends of ours planned a trip for us all to the Phoenix Firebirds game that night (minor league, 1992 before the DBacks).  I was a big baseball fan so, fock, I couldn't say "umm, I'd rather go to dinner than a baseball game," she'd know I was up to something, or had hit myself in the head with a brick.  Luckily I was able to move both reservations to the following day (it was August, things are much more available.  Had this been February I'd have been focked).

 

3 minutes ago, Alias Detective said:

Update?

I think she said yes

[BunnysBastatrds 1,920]

 OK…Try this one. It REALLY works. Take a viagra the morning of and fawk her brains out. When you’re getting ready, it still should be up. Tell her it won’t go down and ask her for one more round as it needs to be fixed and go away before the party. You: I can’t run around with full wood! 
 

 If she accepts, big plus. Then put a fake phallic in afterwards and tell her you may need to see a doctor as it’s been more than four hours. You go. 
 

 I used that one once to get out of a couples baby shower of her sister.

[nobody 2,044]

Okay here's what you do.  Go a cancer ward and take pictures with some sick cancer patients.  The more sickly the better. Take a bunch of pictures.  Then tell your lady that you just found out your niece has had cancer for the past year, and you need to go see her before she dies.  When she goes to the engagement party send the picture of you with the cancer patient.  Then later text that she died, so you might as well go play poker.

[nobody 2,044]

I got it.  First go find some road kill and save it somewhere you can access it day of on the sly.  Then start bagging up your dumps this week.  Day of jam some of the roadkill up your ass.  It needs to be as rank as possible.  Then mash the all the feces you've saved up this week into something that can pass for diarrhea.  Then drop some of that in your pants and all over the bathroom floor.  Let her know the bubble guts got you.  She'll offer medicines, but every time fake taking it and fake another massive diarrhea attack.  Once she leaves get in there with your fingers and scrape the road kill out.   

This works for me every time.

[Brad GLuckman 518]

2 minutes ago, nobody said:

I got it.  First go find some road kill and save it somewhere you can access it day of on the sly.  Then start bagging up your dumps this week.  Day of jam some of the roadkill up your ass.  It needs to be as rank as possible.  Then mash the all the feces you've saved up this week into something that can pass for diarrhea.  Then drop some of that in your pants and all over the bathroom floor.  Let her know the bubble guts got you.  She'll offer medicines, but every time fake taking it and fake another massive diarrhea attack.  Once she leaves get in there with your fingers and scrape the road kill out.   

This works for me every time.

Unfortunately, this is most likely the only way. I don't see any other options. Best of luck TBay

[Cloaca du jour 2,064]

2 hours ago, TBayXXXVII said:

The two places are about 3 hours apart... engagement party is Cape Map (about 45 minutes south of where we live), and poker night is in a town that's about 30 minutes north of Trenton (about 2 hours from where we live).  To get from Point A to Point B, would take about 3 hours.

I haven't been informed on who the people are.  The only thing I know is that it's no one in my family or my friends.

You have said enough...bail out no friends and no one you know...sorry..Im out.  Tell her...show her you have hand!!

[OldMaid 1,838]

Ok, I’ve got this. Tell her the day of the event: “Yes, those pants do make your ass look fat."  

You can thank me later.

[Gladiators 1,904]

11 minutes ago, Brad GLuckman said:

Unfortunately, this is most likely the only way. I don't see any other options. Best of luck TBay

Not true. He could just kill her.

[BufordT 371]

This is why you have to set a precedent early on in a relationship.

[Cloaca du jour 2,064]

https://youtu.be/zBXwfmUpHOA

Dont let her get away with it

[TimHauck 1,801]

Move the Poker game to Atlantic City

[Shooter McGavin 589]

Tell her that her preacher curl form is subpar and that you're going to spend the weekend getting tips for her.

[Reality 2,710]

You already made plans, is what it is. Not sure why it's even a question. Tell her to have a good time...  Somebody you don't even know, huh? Engagement party? WTF, who gives a shlt about an engagement party? See ya at the wedding... 

Dude, grow a pair. I need the 10 minutes back it took me to read this thread. Also, some of you fockers need to get laid, cringe comments.

 

[IGotWorms 3,315]

1 hour ago, Reality said:

You already made plans, is what it is. Not sure why it's even a question. Tell her to have a good time...  Somebody you don't even know, huh? Engagement party? WTF, who gives a shlt about an engagement party? See ya at the wedding... 

Dude, grow a pair. I need the 10 minutes back it took me to read this thread. Also, some of you fockers need to get laid, cringe comments.

 

Lol here comes the resident assh0le with his d1ck take

[Gepetto 988]

Wish we could go back in time 7 years and you start a thread about possibly dating a demanding body builder and we could suggest a sweet gymnast or shy model instead.

[craftsman 1,045]

3 hours ago, IGotWorms said:

Lol here comes the resident assh0le with his d1ck take

Hypocrite. 

[TimHauck 1,801]

On 11/1/2022 at 8:43 AM, Engorgeous George said:

Who is more likely to give you a blow job and some anal at the end of the night, your girlfriend or your poker buddies, who, as good as poker with the boys can be would all skip it for some nasty with a fit chick?  If her, go with her.  If them, well that's not my thing, but O.K.  If neither, play poker.

 

21 hours ago, Cloaca du jour said:

A solid poker night doesnt start till 7pm.  You have 3 to 4 hours to engagement party then play poker after...

And demand Anal next hookup.

Wait I was told the GC thought bottsecks was gross 

[jerryskids 5,206]

11 minutes ago, TimHauck said:

 

Wait I was told the GC thought bottsecks was gross 

I was unaware of us having a collective, incontrovertible opinion of that.   

[TBayXXXVII 2,117]

Well, @Gladiators ended up being right.  It's MY engagement party.  Oddly, we didn't get engaged until last night.  It ended up being a clerical error.  My girlfriend has an agent, as a lot of people in the industry do.  The agent assigned an assistant to my girlfriend.  Last February when she and I were talking about getting engaged and married and all that crap, she went to her assistant and had her go and reserve a bunch of dates in advance so that we can just cancel whichever ones we didn't need.  Well, one of the dates was November 5th, 2023.  She ended up booking this particular date, for 2022 by accident.  All the invitations went out.  All the R.S.V.P'S went out.  Food ordered.  Everything.  Everything is already in place and can't be cancelled.  On my girlfriends calendar, the engagement party that came up was for her sister... who's engagement party is next Saturday.  That's why I got "the look".