How long have you been married ?

[TheNewGirl 704]

22 years this June. 

I was 23 and he was 31; two kids are now 20 and 17. 

[TommyGavin 474]

15 minutes ago, TheNewGirl said:

22 years this June. 

I was 23 and he was 31; two kids are now 20 and 17. 

What is the can difference between 23 and 45 ?

[TommyGavin 474]

2 hours ago, kozmiq said:

 She was killed in car wreck 5 years later (not her fault).

 

Why ? Did you cut the brake line ?

 

[Hardcore troubadour 10,189]

This sounds like a Biden family story. 

[TheNewGirl 704]

38 minutes ago, TommyGavin said:

What is the can difference between 23 and 45 ?

I had a breast reduction. 

So, 32DDDD to 34C. 

[OldMaid 1,575]

Not married but we’ve been together going on 18yrs. 

[weepaws 1,834]

2 hours ago, kozmiq said:

You know, I had never planned to admit all this .. but now that I've started = the sister that I am currently living with is the first one in the family that I met.  She's not the sister 2 years younger than the one I married but 5 years younger.  I took her to an Eagles concert even though she was married at that time.  So, after her sister (my wife) was killed, it was easier for her and I to hook up, especially since she was getting a divorce from her husband.  And yes, we are romantically involved.  She had no kids previously and we haven't had any since.  She has never admitted it but I don't think she can conceive.  I knew her husband and he told people that they divorced because no kids.

Wow, this has been cathartic. 

This story was a Colombo episode.  

[RaiderHaters Revenge 2,986]

3 hours ago, DonS said:

Before you posted these tragic details I was going to make a joke that it can't be worse than @RaiderHaters Revengestory as his ex-wife turned him into a focking pirate!!! 

hah well done, best day of my life!!!

banged 50+ chicks since, and now found a woman who I never thought would happen but thinking of marrying again

 

[RaiderHaters Revenge 2,986]

28 minutes ago, TheNewGirl said:

I had a breast reduction. 

So, 32DDDD to 34C. 

you were that big?? jeez that must have been a pita honestly, youre pretty fit if I remember right too, not some liberal 300+ lb chick

 

[TommyGavin 474]

55 minutes ago, TheNewGirl said:

I had a breast reduction. 

So, 32DDDD to 34C. 

Holy Moley - poor husband. Surprised he didn’t leave you. 
 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

kidding. It was probably for the health reasons and good for you. 

[TommyGavin 474]

2 hours ago, Alias Detective said:

Too

I don’t get it

[Pimpadeaux 1,453]

4 hours ago, kozmiq said:

Okay, you asked for it.  I've held it back here at GC.

Waited til mid 30s to get married.  She mid 30s with 2 kids (6 & 4).  She was killed in car wreck 5 years later (not her fault).

Her younger sister (divorced) and I are still raising the boys.

Sorry to hear this, buddy.

[Pimpadeaux 1,453]

1.) Wife 1 (blonde) - We got married to young. She was fresh out of college and I was in my late 20s. We had completely separate career ambitions. We parted ways after a couple of years. It was more like an annulment.

2.) Wife 2 (brunette) - Married for 11 years and had two sons, who are now 21 and 19. She filed for divorce, saying she was just ready for change in her life. We very rarely fought. Perhaps we should have. 

3.) We'll celebrate 10 years in May!

[DonS 2,779]

3 minutes ago, Pimpadeaux said:

1.) Wife 1 (blonde) - We got married to young. She was fresh out of college and I was in my late 20s. We had completely separate career ambitions. We parted ways after a couple of years. It was more like an annulment.

2.) Wife 2 (brunette) - Married for 11 years and had two sons, who are now 21 and 19. She filed for divorce, saying she was just ready for change in her life. We very rarely fought. Perhaps we should have. 

3.) We'll celebrate 10 years in May!

HAIR COLOR ON #3???? 

 

[Pimpadeaux 1,453]

1 minute ago, DonS said:

HAIR COLOR ON #3???? 

 

Right now it's black, but that could change. I came home one day years ago, and it was blue. She's stuck with her natural color of black for a while, though.

Mrs. Rusty: How would you feel if I (fill in the blank) with my hair?

Rusty: I'll support whatever you want to do with your hair, my love!

Mrs. Rusty: 

Rusty: 

[Hardcore troubadour 10,189]

A post Middle Age woman with blue hair. Ooof.  

[Pimpadeaux 1,453]

2 minutes ago, Hardcore troubadour said:

A post Middle Age woman with blue hair. Ooof.  

You already knew this, Hardcore Creep-a-dour.

[Hardcore troubadour 10,189]

Just now, Pimpadeaux said:

You already knew this, Hardcore Creep-a-dour.

If I knew that I wouldn’t have waited until now. If you weren’t such a gigantic look at me lying dooshbag I might feel sorry for you. 

[Pimpadeaux 1,453]

2 minutes ago, Hardcore troubadour said:

If I knew that I wouldn’t have waited until now. If you weren’t such a gigantic look at me lying dooshbag I might feel sorry for you. 

Meanwhile, your wife walks around with folded hands in a red robe with a white bonnet, calls you The Commander and says stuff like "Under his eye!"

[Brad GLuckman 517]

Got married in my early 20s, which lasted 6 months. We were a couple of dumb kids.

Married my current wife when we were both 31. Been married 10 years. Kids are 6 and 8.

 

[DonS 2,779]

4 minutes ago, Pimpadeaux said:

Meanwhile, your wife walks around with folded hands in a red robe with a white bonnet, calls you The Commander and says stuff like "Under his eye!"

Blessed be the fruit

-- OfDon

 

[Hardcore troubadour 10,189]

5 minutes ago, Pimpadeaux said:

Meanwhile, your wife walks around with folded hands in a red robe with a white bonnet, calls you The Commander and says stuff like "Under his eye!"

I forgot to add unfunny.  

[MDC 4,760]

1 hour ago, TheNewGirl said:

I had a breast reduction. 

So, 32DDDD to 34C. 

That’s like spitting on God.  

[Pimpadeaux 1,453]

Just now, Hardcore troubadour said:

I forgot to add unfunny.  

You admitted you looked up my wives' hair colors. 

Blessed be the fruit, Commander Creep-a-dour!

 

[Hardcore troubadour 10,189]

1 minute ago, Pimpadeaux said:

You admitted you looked up my wives' hair colors. 

Blessed be the fruit, Commander Creep-a-dour!

 

No I didn’t. See, you’re a scumbag liar. It’s the only way you can come at me. You’re severely outmatched. 

[Pimpadeaux 1,453]

Just now, Hardcore troubadour said:

No I didn’t. See, you’re a scumbag liar. It’s the only way you can come at me. You’re severely outmatched. 

Yeah you did! You claimed you got the information from digging around in board history, which is creepy enough as it is.

But what you really did for the first wife was look up the divorce decree and then look her up.

Creeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepppyyyyyyy!!!!

 

[seafoam1 593]

1 minute ago, Pimpadeaux said:

Yeah you did! You claimed you got the information from digging around in board history, which is creepy enough as it is.

But what you really did for the first wife was look up the divorce decree and then look her up.

Creeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepppyyyyyyy!!!!

 

I think it's funny. Did he see you in your cheerleading skirt?

[Hardcore troubadour 10,189]

3 minutes ago, Pimpadeaux said:

Yeah you did! You claimed you got the information from digging around in board history, which is creepy enough as it is.

But what you really did for the first wife was look up the divorce decree and then look her up.

Creeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepppyyyyyyy!!!!

 

Yeah. I never said that. You’re pathetic. Is your wife one of those old bags with a nose ring too? I laugh when I see them.  

[5-Points 2,205]

1 hour ago, TommyGavin said:

Holy Moley - poor husband. Surprised he didn’t leave you. 
 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

kidding. It was probably for the health reasons and good for you. 

You ever tried running a 5K with two watermelons strapped to your chest? 

[OldMaid 1,575]

30 minutes ago, Hardcore troubadour said:

A post Middle Age woman with blue hair. Ooof.  

One of those rare occasions where we’re in perfect agreement.

[Bill E. 599]

 

#2 9 Years - (current) m. 49 years old 
#1 15 ish years  around 27 years old to around 42 ish years old/ (would try to figure exact years but I have blocked that period of my life from my mind)

[Bill E. 599]

29 minutes ago, Pimpadeaux said:

You admitted you looked up my wives' hair colors.

 

27 minutes ago, Hardcore troubadour said:

No I didn’t. See, you’re a scumbag liar. It’s the only way you can come at me. You’re severely outmatched. 

 

23 minutes ago, Pimpadeaux said:

Yeah you did! You claimed you got the information from digging around in board history, which is creepy enough as it is

19 minutes ago, Hardcore troubadour said:

Yeah. I never said that. You’re pathetic. Is your wife one of those old bags with a nose ring too? I laugh when I see them.  

Man you guys even fight in a thread about marriages. 

[TommyGavin 474]

1 hour ago, 5-Points said:

You ever tried running a 5K with two watermelons strapped to your chest? 

That’s why she always had black eyes. 

[Alias Detective 993]

3 hours ago, TommyGavin said:

I don’t get it

How long have you been married?  Too long.. get it?

2 hours ago, kozmiq said:

He tried to correct my spelling but was painfully WRONG.  I don't think he's going to want to talk about it.  

 

[Flipper 36]

9 hours ago, kozmiq said:

And is it your only marriage ?  How old were you when you got married ?

If you're on your 2nd, 3rd or more, how old when you married then divorced then married again .. etc.

Oh and any kids ?

Sounds like the Feds are reaching out because the GC is rather adept at hiding their true selves! 

 

[jerryskids 4,319]

9 hours ago, kozmiq said:

Okay, you asked for it.  I've held it back here at GC.

Waited til mid 30s to get married.  She mid 30s with 2 kids (6 & 4).  She was killed in car wreck 5 years later (not her fault).

Her younger sister (divorced) and I are still raising the boys.

 

8 hours ago, jerryskids said:

Very sad, sorry to hear it.

My story is wonderfully boring:  married 30 years this fall, first and only marriage for both, I was 26 her 28, three kids aged 27, 24, 21.

How long ago was the accident?

 

8 hours ago, kozmiq said:

2017

So hey kozmiq, here is the problem I have with this story.  Doing some rough calculations here:  the accident was 6 years ago, and you got married 5 years prior, that's 11 years ago.  You were mid 30s when you got married, call it 35, so you are now 46?  Makes sense since you are still raising the kids. 

Yet you saw the Beatles live in 1966 and a host of other 60s/70s bands:

I recall your handle from the past as a weak alias who used to post a bunch of trolling stuff about a female poster named Siouxsie, presumably another alias.  Anyway, just wanted to let you know you should keep your stories straight.  

[Hawkeye21 1,498]

Coming up on 16 years of marriage.  Been together for 19 total.  Have two kids. 

[Gladiators 1,836]

10 hours ago, jerryskids said:

 

 

So hey kozmiq, here is the problem I have with this story.  Doing some rough calculations here:  the accident was 6 years ago, and you got married 5 years prior, that's 11 years ago.  You were mid 30s when you got married, call it 35, so you are now 46?  Makes sense since you are still raising the kids. 

Yet you saw the Beatles live in 1966 and a host of other 60s/70s bands:

I recall your handle from the past as a weak alias who used to post a bunch of trolling stuff about a female poster named Siouxsie, presumably another alias.  Anyway, just wanted to let you know you should keep your stories straight.  

When I initially started reading this thread I thought he was attempting a spoof on Joe and Hunter. I felt too bad about posting that, but after a few cocktails and reading this, I decided to throw it out there.

[Gladiators 1,836]

13 years. Only marriage. 2 kids…that I’m aware of.

[TommyGavin 474]

11 hours ago, Alias Detective said:

How long have you been married?  Too long.. get it?

 

Only saw Too. Not long. Didn’t know you were being a grammar Nazi