kutulu 1,598 Posted April 11 Whattaya hear? Whattaya say? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cyclone24 1,911 Posted April 11 “Kutulu isnt going to be happy when he finds out” -Me to your mom after sweaty unprotected secks…..daily. (Obligatory mom post) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thegeneral 2,359 Posted April 11 “It’s all ball bearings nowadays” always seems to come in handy. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,598 Posted April 11 4 minutes ago, cyclone24 said: “Kutulu isnt going to be happy when he finds out” -Me to your mom after sweaty unprotected secks…..daily. (Obligatory mom post) Yeah, well, that's just like, your opinion, man. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
easilyscan 671 Posted April 11 Whenever someone asks me how I'm doing, I reply with........ better than I deserve. Pretty sure Dave Ramsey owns the quote. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,746 Posted April 11 Of course, there's "This is why we can't have nice things" When participating in some kind of medical imaging, (like today), there's my favorite: "This won't hurt the baby will it?" (Whilst caressing my belly) - Always sure to get a reaction. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thornton Melon 580 Posted April 11 Go fuck yourself 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Drizzay 671 Posted April 11 "Lighten up, Francis" 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,598 Posted April 11 3 minutes ago, Thornton Melon said: Go fuck yourself Quotes, not what's said to you daily. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,598 Posted April 11 1 minute ago, Drizzay said: "Lighten up, Francis" Good one Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,095 Posted April 11 “ Guess I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue” ”Hush puppies daddy” ”Are you pregnant? When are due?” Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shorepatrol 1,812 Posted April 11 " I do what I want " 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,095 Posted April 11 “ I have to make stool.” Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,598 Posted April 11 Go sh*t in your hat. ~Uncle Jr. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,418 Posted April 11 "Well, it's two minutes to midnight, so you better run to the hills" Pretty good one, imo Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,418 Posted April 11 55 minutes ago, shorepatrol said: " I do what I want " 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,746 Posted April 11 I'm here to kick bubblegum and chew ass! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mookz 1,308 Posted April 11 I just go around mindlessly blurting out "let's gooo" to most everyone I see. Then they might say something back, then I say "let's gooo" and put my hand up in case they want to high-five me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,095 Posted April 11 “Is that your purse?” “The jig is up, and gone!” Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thornton Melon 580 Posted April 11 7 hours ago, kutulu said: Quotes, not what's said to you daily. Oh, then I got nothin'. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,095 Posted April 11 “My d!ck is in the punch” Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DonS 3,211 Posted April 11 You'll get nothing and like it! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Maximum Overkill 1,203 Posted April 11 20 minutes ago, DonS said: You'll get nothing and like it! Probably my favorite quote ever. Anyone who has little ones wears it out. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DonS 3,211 Posted April 11 41 minutes ago, Maximum Overkill said: Probably my favorite quote ever. Anyone who has little ones wears it out. Yep. When my kids got old enough to watch Caddyshack with me they were like "so that's where it's from!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mike Honcho 4,574 Posted April 11 Coffee is for closers only. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
supermike80 1,546 Posted April 11 I'll alert the media Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alias Detective 1,294 Posted April 11 5 minutes early is 10 minutes late. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Maximum Overkill 1,203 Posted April 11 Just now, Alias Detective said: 5 minutes early is 10 minutes late. Great one as well Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,095 Posted April 11 Left turn Clyde 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 6,012 Posted April 11 Now get your shine box 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheNewGirl 1,174 Posted April 11 Fock you. Fock off. Fock them. Fock this shiiite. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
