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“Kutulu isnt going to be happy when he finds out”

-Me to your mom after sweaty unprotected secks…..daily.

 

(Obligatory mom post)

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4 minutes ago, cyclone24 said:

“Kutulu isnt going to be happy when he finds out”

-Me to your mom after sweaty unprotected secks…..daily.

 

(Obligatory mom post)

Yeah, well, that's just like, your opinion, man. 

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Whenever someone asks me how I'm doing, I reply with........ better than I deserve.

Pretty sure Dave Ramsey owns the quote.

 

 

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Of course, there's 

"This is why we can't have nice things"😕

 

When participating in some kind of medical imaging, (like today), there's my favorite:

"This won't hurt the baby will it?" (Whilst caressing my belly)🚼

- Always sure to get a reaction. 

 

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3 minutes ago, Thornton Melon said:

Go fuck yourself

Quotes, not what's said to you daily. :wave:

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1 minute ago, Drizzay said:

"Lighten up, Francis"

Good one

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“ Guess I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue”

”Hush puppies daddy”

”Are you pregnant? When are due?”

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"Well,  it's two minutes to midnight, so you better run to the hills" 

Pretty good one, imo

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55 minutes ago, shorepatrol said:

" I do what I want " 

 

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I just go around mindlessly blurting out "let's gooo" to most everyone I see.  Then they might say something back, then I say "let's gooo" and put my hand up in case they want to high-five me. :dunno: 

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 “Is that your purse?”

“The jig is up, and gone!”

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Thank you Jesus.  

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You'll get nothing and like it! 

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20 minutes ago, DonS said:

You'll get nothing and like it! 

⬆️ Probably my favorite quote ever. Anyone who has little ones wears it out. 

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41 minutes ago, Maximum Overkill said:

⬆️ Probably my favorite quote ever. Anyone who has little ones wears it out. 

Yep.  When my kids got old enough to watch Caddyshack with me they were like "so that's where it's from!" 

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Just now, Alias Detective said:

5 minutes early is 10 minutes late.

Great one as well 

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Now get your shine box

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Fock you. 

Fock off. 

Fock them. 

Fock this shiiite. 

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