So.....If you could actually do someone's Mom from here......

[Strike 4,022]

Who's mom would it be? No wimmin's mom's. Too easy.

[Frozenbeernuts 1,652]

Yours. Duh

[vuduchile 1,941]

I can reach.

[fandandy 3,311]

I'd have to go with 90's mom. The rest of us are old. She has the best odds of not being 80.

[wiffleball 4,655]

So, by "do" , do you mean 'impersonate'. ?

 

Like: "I can do a great Regis Philbin!"

[Djgb13 2,338]

I'd have to go with 90's mom. The rest of us are old. She has the best odds of not being 80.

I mean....i can't fault that logic. However, I've seen some old broads keep it tight into their elder years that I would prob lay the hammer down on.

[Filthy Fernadez 2,696]

wiff's easily.

[Strike 4,022]

So, by "do" , do you mean 'impersonate'. ?

 

Like: "I can do a great Regis Philbin!"

 

If you don't know what is meant by "do someone's mom" in the Geek Club this may not be the forum for you.

[cbfalcon 824]

We got any known asians here? Riceman still count? The asians age well. Plus there is the lay across them sideways novelty factor.

[parrot 789]

I'm going to roll the dice and say Bigtraine.

[BunnysBastatrds 1,937]

wiff's easily.

 

She wouldn't remember it.

[Filthy Fernadez 2,696]

 

She wouldn't remember it.

It'd be fun reading the 4 page rant about me azzfocking her then swift donkey punch.

 

Might end as a pinned thread.

[parrot 789]

 

She wouldn't remember it.

 

Let's be honest, that's probably true of just about everyone's...

[Filthy Fernadez 2,696]

The asians age well.

You focking joking?!!

 

At 30 the a$$ goes and the face looks like an unmade bed.

 

Peenie's mom if we're going with age well.

[tanatastic 2,061]

Easy, pick the youngest guys mom. I'd do the mom of anyone in their 20s sight unseen. I'll go with Digbys mom. He's already pretty as it is, so his mom has to be bangable compared to most of the scabs here. 2nd choice would be 90scrybabys mom, she can't be older than 55, I'm down.

[NewbieJr 540]

Easy, pick the youngest guys mom. I'd do the mom of anyone in their 20s sight unseen. I'll go with Digbys mom. He's already pretty as it is, so his mom has to be bangable compared to most of the scabs here. 2nd choice would be 90scrybabys mom, she can't be older than 55, I'm down.

I don't know. I heard that Digby's mom sustained a lot of dark spots/sun damage while sitting in the bleachers watching his ascent to major league baseball.

[iam90sbaby 2,134]

I'd have to go with 90's mom. The rest of us are old. She has the best odds of not being 80.

 

Easy, pick the youngest guys mom. I'd do the mom of anyone in their 20s sight unseen. I'll go with Digbys mom. He's already pretty as it is, so his mom has to be bangable compared to most of the scabs here. 2nd choice would be 90scrybabys mom, she can't be older than 55, I'm down.

 

My moms 47 and use to do modeling for Tommy Hilfiger in the 90s. Also, fock you guys.

[fandandy 3,311]

 

 

My moms 47 and use to do modeling for Tommy Hilfiger in the 90s. Also, fock you guys.

How do you feel about calling me daddy?

[NewbieJr 540]

 

 

My moms 47 and use to do modeling for Tommy Hilfiger in the 90s. Also, fock you guys.

Is she seeing anyone?

[mmmmm...beer 692]

 

 

My moms 47 and use to do modeling for Tommy Hilfiger in the 90s. Also, fock you guys.

Link her facebook son.

[penultimatestraw 473]

You focking joking?!!

 

At 30 the a$$ goes and the face looks like an unmade bed.

 

Peenie's mom if we're going with age well.

You couldn't be more wrong. Asians stay attractive into their 40s-50s. http://imgur.com/gallery/OcRKK

 

Blacks also age well, but it's much more difficult to find one that is attractive in the first place.

[iam90sbaby 2,134]

 

 

My moms 47 and use to do modeling for Tommy Hilfiger in the 90s. Also, fock you guys.

 

 

I'm going to regret this.

[mobb_deep 918]

iam90sbaby's mom is old enough to be my wife.

 

ETA: Is this her? https://twitter.com/iam90sbaby

[bandrus1 413]

My moms 47 and use to do modeling for Tommy Hilfiger in the 90s. Also, fock you guys.

Iv read some bs in my time but this takes the cake

[mmmmm...beer 692]

Can you imagine how bored legenday it would be for one of the boys to hook up 90's babys Mah IRL?

 

Holy moly...

[tanatastic 2,061]

You couldn't be more wrong. Asians stay attractive into their 40s-50s. http://imgur.com/gallery/OcRKK

 

Blacks also age well, but it's much more difficult to find one that is attractive in the first place.

Yep, they age extremely well into their 50s, it's a well known thing.

[iam90sbaby 2,134]

Iv read some bs in my time but this takes the cake

 

I read a study one time and in a nutshell it basically said that people who call others liars about these sorts of things its actually an underlining issue in themselves as they can't fathom it because their own life is so uninteresting.

 

Its not like she was famous or anything. She went to college and did some modeling for Tommy Hilfiger on the side, met my dad in college and never worked. You know how many girls/women have done modeling for TH?

[fandandy 3,311]

Can you imagine how bored legenday it would be for one of the boys to hook up 90's babys Mah IRL?

 

Holy moly...

What are you doing dear?

 

Nothing ma, just talking to my friends online.

 

About what, sweety?

 

How they want to have sex with you.

[NewbieJr 540]

 

I read a study one time and in a nutshell it basically said that people who call others liars about these sorts of things its actually an underlining issue in themselves as they can't fathom it because their own life is so uninteresting.

 

 

Now this I believe.

[mmmmm...beer 692]

What are you doing dear?

 

Nothing ma, just talking to my friends online.

 

About what, sweety?

 

How they want to have sex with you.

Baby I don't know why your so upset. Shots really is a very nice man. You just need to give him a chance.

[iam90sbaby 2,134]

iam90sbaby's mom is old enough to be my wife.

 

ETA: Is this her? https://twitter.com/iam90sbaby

 

No it isn't. I wonder how much I would have to pay her to let me have that s/n.

[iam90sbaby 2,134]

Now this I believe.

 

Truer words have never been spoken.

[mobb_deep 918]

My grandma was Miss North Carolina in 1944. She's dead, but if anyone is into that type of stuff...

 

http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/latimes/obituary.aspx?pid=176862941

[RaiderHaters Revenge 3,614]

You couldn't be more wrong. Asians stay attractive into their 40s-50s. http://imgur.com/gallery/OcRKK

 

Blacks also age well, but it's much more difficult to find one that is attractive in the first place.

That's not very progressive of you

[wiffleball 4,655]

 

I read a study one time

Yeah, this is where you lost me.

[jerryskids 5,248]

 

 

I'm going to regret this.

 

Yep.

[jerryskids 5,248]

Also, can size?

[penultimatestraw 473]

 

I read a study one time and in a nutshell it basically said that people who call others liars about these sorts of things its actually an underlining issue in themselves as they can't fathom it because their own life is so uninteresting.

 

Its not like she was famous or anything. She went to college and did some modeling for Tommy Hilfiger on the side, met my dad in college and never worked. You know how many girls/women have done modeling for TH?

Don't show tanatastic that study.

[BunnysBastatrds 1,937]

 

I read a study one time and in a nutshell it basically said that people who call others liars about these sorts of things its actually an underlining issue in themselves as they can't fathom it because their own life is so uninteresting.

 

 

 

This couldn't be more true. I feel sorry for them even though it's their own fault.

[penultimatestraw 473]

That's not very progressive of you

I'm not attracted to fat or handicapped people either.