anybody know anything about cats?

[wiffleball 4,640]

I will admit, I am definitely a dog guy. I just found the meat to be a lot more flavorful.

 

But , There is this Siamese that tpok a few days to warm up to me but now Won't leave me alone. Which is weird for a cat What does it mean when they rub up against you constantly?For example, I know the idea of the dogs are kissing you when they lick you Is nonsense. They're actually just enjoying the taste of salt.So I am assumingThere is some practical reason why she keeps doing it.No idea why though.

[TommyGavin 788]

CraZy CaPs GuY stRikEs AGaiN

[fandandy 3,311]

I used to have a dog I referred to as 'the masseuse'. He would constantly wrap his front paws around my leg and massage it with his groin. Loved that dog.

[Artista 460]

Sux knows cats.............intimately...

[Strike 3,975]

A cat rubs up against things (or people) to mark it's territory.

[MTSkiBum 1,594]

They carry a parasite that infects peoples brains.

[cyclone24 1,814]

Cats suck..and they live forever. And they couldnt give a fock less if you are around or not.

[Hardcore troubadour 12,646]

Snakes with fur. Old Italians will tell ya. They won't even put them around a baby, they suck the breath right out.

[gocolts 300]

It means he loves you and will be your best buddy from now on. Take him in. You are lucky, these cats are cool.

[gocolts 300]

Snakes with fur. Old Italians will tell ya. They won't even put them around a baby, they suck the breath right out.

LOL. My focking mother-in-law was CONVINCED this was true and was terrified one of my cats would do this to my son.

 

I use to fock with her by taking pics of the cats sleeping in the crib with my son until I found out she was serious.

[wiffleball 4,640]

I used to have a dog I referred to as 'the masseuse'. He would constantly wrap his front paws around my leg and massage it with his groin. Loved that dog.

An ex of mine had a beagle that was long enough that whenever I got home She would Get up on her hind legs wrap her front legs around my neck and stick her cheek against my cheek and just kind of whine like I missed you! And I would scratch her ribs and her back And she would just sort of sigh in relief that I was FINALLY home, It was the cutest thing I've ever seen in my entire life.

 

Meanwhile, The biitch wouldnt even get off the couch if I walked in with a knife in my chest.

[fandandy 3,311]

Where is this cat at? Is it a stray or is it in your house?

[gocolts 300]

An ex of mine had a beagle that was long enough that whenever I got home She would Get up on her hind legs wrap her front legs around my neck and stick her cheek against my cheek and just kind of whine like I missed you! And I would scratch her ribs and her back And she would just sort of sigh in relief that I was FINALLY home, It was the cutest thing I've ever seen in my entire life.

 

Meanwhile, The biitch wouldnt even get off the couch if I walked in with a knife in my chest.

I have seen videos where folks set up cameras to see what their pets do all day while they are gone. Some of them, the dogs just lay around in misery all day waiting on their owner to get back home.

[Mookz 1,287]

An ex of mine had a beagle that was long enough that whenever I got home She would Get up on her hind legs wrap her front legs around my neck and stick her cheek against my cheek and just kind of whine like I missed you! And I would scratch her ribs and her back And she would just sort of sigh in relief that I was FINALLY home, It was the cutest thing I've ever seen in my entire life.

 

Meanwhile, The biitch wouldnt even get off the couch if I walked in with a knife in my chest.

 

Wholly fock that was a long beagle.

[wiffleball 4,640]

I have seen videos where folks set up cameras to see what their pets do all day while they are gone. Some of them, the dogs just lay around in misery all day waiting on their owner to get back home.

In a different life, I would love to have that security system And install a Roomba. Where you can start the Rumba Anytime you wanted And watch your dog react to it. That would be the best time of my life. LOL

[wiffleball 4,640]

 

Wholly fock that was a long beagle.

I agree. Had to be some kind of mix. No matter what my idiot ex had to say. Imagine a Blue Tick Hound With Short golden hair.

[rholio 339]

Marinate overnight if over six months. Meat tenderizer if over 18 months. hth

[BunnysBastatrds 1,916]

I had a cat named Mr. VooDoo who terrorized the Mexicans that painted my parents house. I told them that if they crossed that black cats path and didn't share their Popeyes chicken with him they'd all die a horrible death. Mr. Voo got very fat and happy that summer.

[GobbleDog 816]

Cats have stink glands in the sides of their mouth, which is why they rub their face on you. Purely to mark territory. Nasty rodents.

 

I also recently learned cats are not ***officially*** considered "fully domesticated." It's a semantics debate, but makes sense. Dogs were bred to have people friendly traits. For the most part cats have never been selectively bred.

[IGotWorms 3,315]

They carry a parasite that infects peoples brains.

Toxoplasma gondii

[SUXBNME 1,335]

In a different life, I would love to have that security system And install a Roomba. Where you can start the Rumba Anytime you wanted And watch your dog react to it. That would be the best time of my life. LOL

 

 

 

 

A kat picks you. You don't get to pick the kat. Sounds like this one picked you. Enjoy it

[naomi 343]

They come from the land of the ice and snow, from the midnight sun where the hot springs blow. They sweep with threshing oar, their only goal the western shore.

[wiffleball 4,640]

Woke up to find the critter curled up on my chest snoring. Now I cant even roll over .

 

Did I mention I hate cats?

 

Loving little monster.

[5-Points 2,729]

A kat picks you. You don't get to pick the kat. Sounds like this one picked you. Enjoy it

This.

[drobeski 3,061]

That's just his gaydar pegging out

[ToadSprocket 12]

I will admit, I am definitely a dog guy. I just found the meat to be a lot more flavorful.

 

But , There is this Siamese that tpok a few days to warm up to me but now Won't leave me alone. Which is weird for a cat What does it mean when they rub up against you constantly?For example, I know the idea of the dogs are kissing you when they lick you Is nonsense. They're actually just enjoying the taste of salt.So I am assumingThere is some practical reason why she keeps doing it.No idea why though.

 

Yet the dog won't lick at the salt shaker when you sit it down beside them.

Isn't it funny that they seem to be so happy when licking at your face. And they don't seem to want to lick at your arms or legs when they are in closer proximity to them.

No, I think that you are wrong. And missing out on the friendship a dog offers.

My dad didn't like dogs and always said what you said about licking salt from your pours.

People who don't like dogs and cats always say they are allergic. Why not say you don't like them.

I've always had a dog and a cat. They were always my best friends.

Once, my dad said that he thought I liked dogs and cats better than people.

I said to him did a dog ever pull a gun on you? .. because a man pulled a gun on me, once.

And did a cat ever write you a bad check? .. because a man wrote me a bad check just last week.

You never have to worry about coming home to find your dog has moved out and taken most of the furniture. Twice this has happened to me with a woman.

[ToadSprocket 12]

Did I mention I hate cats?

 

You didn't have to.

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[ToadSprocket 12]

I have a friend who hates cats but always says he's allergic to them. When he comes over to visit he makes me shoo the cat from the room. He says that his allergies kick in if a cat is nearby and that his nose runs uncontrollably and he sneezes a lot.

Once, he was sitting in a chair in our living room and our cat sneaked in from behind and was lying on the floor right under the chair he was sitting in. We took about 10 minutes of video of him with the cat right under him that he didn't know was there. lol No sneezing, no runny nose.

We love showing that video to people when he's around. He doesn't. lol

[nzoner 936]

Siamese cats are the best,very loyal and very smart.Got my first one in 2nd grade and since then have had at least one as a pet at all times.

[SUXBNME 1,335]

Siamese cats are the best,very loyal and very smart.Got my first one in 2nd grade and since then have had at least one as a pet at all times.

The communists of the kat world.

[wiffleball 4,640]

Toad, read the very first sentence in this thread. I love dogs. I love dogs more than I love people by a long shot.

[5-Points 2,729]

Toad, read the very first sentence in this thread. I love dogs. I love dogs more than I love people by a long shot.

How can you not? Dogs are awesome, people suck. You however, have encountered a cat that has attached itself to you for whatever reason. If you woke up to it sleeping on your chest, it's your's if you want.

 

I've always been a dog guy. Love em. Always had em, always will. But we have a terrible feral cat problem in my neighborhood. In the past 2 years we've brought in 10 of them. We got them fixed and vaccinated just to try to end the cycle. What SUX said is absolutely true. They pick you, you don't pick them. Why turn your back on it?

[drobeski 3,061]

How can you not? Dogs are awesome, people suck. You however, have encountered a cat that has attached itself to you for whatever reason. If you woke up to it sleeping on your chest, it's your's if you want.

 

I've always been a dog guy. Love em. Always had em, always will. But we have a terrible feral cat problem in my neighborhood. In the past 2 years we've brought in 10 of them. We got them fixed and vaccinated just to try to end the cycle. What SUX said is absolutely true. They pick you, you don't pick them. Why turn your back on it?

10 cats ?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[5-Points 2,729]

10 cats ?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I know, but if we hadn't gotten them fixed there would be a lot more of them running around the neighborhood by now. You have to get a handle on it at some point.

 

Oh, and we don't have 10 of them in the house.

[wiffleball 4,640]

Well we kind of hit a milestone today. The cat sat next to me and flipped over on its back For me to rub its belly.I have never seen a cat do that.And then it started licking My hand.

 

Such a little love today.

 

 

Oh God, I'm turning into Sux.

[drobeski 3,061]

Litter boxes and cat hair are awesome.

[tanatastic 2,061]

Litter boxes and cat hair are awesome.

Compared to dogs that either on the floor or you have to take a walk and pick it up by hand, yes they are awesome.

[drobeski 3,061]

Compared to dogs that either ###### on the floor or you have to take a walk and pick it up by hand, yes they are awesome.

compared to no schit ?

[MTSkiBum 1,594]

I forgot to mention in my previous post, cats cut through the waves quite well, but they have more rocking back and forth when stationary.

 

A 32 foot worldcat would be a pretty sweet boat. http://worldcat.com/models/320cc-center-console/