Think of the most Alabama thing ever....it's worse than that.

[cyclone24 1,814]

 

http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/cousins-arrested-after-refusing-to-stop-having-sex-during-funeral-ceremony/

 

 

That's right.... cousins won't stop fuckin at a funeral.....because.... Alabama.

[Reality 2,710]

After seeing those mugshots, I'm glad they found each other..

[nzoner 936]

Boogity,boogity,boogity

[dain11279 928]

 

This thread might turn out better then your retard beauty pageant winner one did

 

:popcorn:

[Mike Honcho 4,034]

Could be worse, least they weren't having sex with the deceased.

[edjr 5,564]

She looks like daddy pig

 

https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/peppapedia/images/f/fc/Daddy_Pig.png/revision/latest?cb=20141227105217

[Cruzer 1,992]

Which one is the chick?

[Kanil 519]

Lol... from the article:

“The woman just kept screaming and the boy just kept pounding her like he was in a porn movie. They both looked high as ,” said another employee.

[NorthernVike 2,080]

Could be worse, least they weren't having sex with the deceased.

After seeing that chicks picture, I'm not sure that's true.

[Filthy Fernadez 2,696]

Not the first time a stiff one got buried at a funeral.

[SUXBNME 1,335]

Gotta be fake, right?

[jerryskids 5,206]

It's six FEET under, Clifton, not six INCHES under!

[cyclone24 1,814]

Hope she keeps her chins up when she gets out of jail.

[Filthy Fernadez 2,696]

Hope she keeps her chins up when she gets out of jail.

 

 

I was going to put 'She has more Chins than a Chinese phone book'.

[supermike80 1,285]

This is actually one of the few times on this bored where I can say I would NOT

[Filthy Fernadez 2,696]

This is actually one of the few times on this bored where I can say I would NOT

 

No doubt. And people wonder why they turn to farm animals there.

[Cloaca du jour 2,064]

Fake but funny as hell

[dain11279 928]

Could be worse, least they weren't having sex with the deceased.

 

Would have been a better choice

[nzoner 936]

Judging by that photo that's the kind of woman that has a map of her body on her bedroom wall with with an arrow pointing that reads This Wrinkle

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,432]

Gotta be fake, right?

 

Gotta love people who can't read:

 

"World News Daily Report assumes all responsibility for the satirical nature of its articles and for the fictional nature of their content. All characters appearing in the articles in this website – even those based on real people – are entirely fictional and any resemblance between them and any person, living, dead or undead, is purely a miracle."

[TimmySmith 2,782]

They stopped it right before she ate him.

[fandandy 3,311]

Damnit Clifton!!! You wake me up one more time with your cack in my chin, I swear to GAWD I'll kill ya!!!!

[Hardcore troubadour 12,646]

Hourglass figure

[Djgb13 2,338]

[NorthernVike 2,080]

Looks like your wife lost a few pounds. Congrats.

 

She really should quit smoking though.

[Djgb13 2,338]

Looks like your wife lost a few pounds. Congrats.

 

She really should quit smoking though.

As long as I can cream her Twinkie thats all that matters

[TommyGavin 788]

Which one is the chick?

This.

[TommyGavin 788]

 

Lol... from the article: The woman just kept screaming and the boy just kept pounding her like he was in a porn movie. They both looked high as ######, said another employee.

Yes also what makes it a fake story.

[cyclone24 1,814]

Yes also what makes it a fake story.

Hah...I actually googled it and saw a few different “sources” running it. So I did take one more step than ABC does with stories....so there is that. Fake...damn...my bad.

[Reality 2,710]

Hah...I actually googled it and saw a few different “sources” running it. So I did take one more step than ABC does with stories....so there is that. Fake...damn...my bad.

 

Meh, on this one, we can assume it happened somewhere and went unreported.

[TommyGavin 788]

Hah...I actually googled it and saw a few different sources running it. So I did take one more step than ABC does with stories....so there is that. Fake...damn...my bad.

 

Still funny tho

[IGotWorms 3,315]

Jesus Christ there shouldve been a warning before that womans pic!

[TommyGavin 788]

Jesus Christ there shouldve been a warning before that womans pic!

It's Alabama. What were you expecting ??

[IGotWorms 3,315]

It's Alabama. What were you expecting ??

Fugly but not that fugly

[Kanil 519]

This is actually one of the few times on this bored where I can say I would NOT

 

Liar.

[Mike Honcho 4,034]

Worse than the movie Sweet Home Alabama!