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in life after love.

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.... I'll have another beer. That's what I believe.

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N word alert :o

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the soul... the c0ck...the pvssy... the small of a woman's back... the hangin' curveball... high fiber... good scotch... that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent overrated crap... I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a Constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve, and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days. Goodnight.

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That all women are crazy. It is up to the man to determine the level and if she is hot enough to be that crazy

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My shirt is wearing thin, and change. :wave:

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....I can fly. I believe I can touch the sky.

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I believe I can touch the clit.

Fixed

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I believe I learned more from a 3 minute record than I ever learned in school.

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the soul... the c0ck...the pvssy... the small of a woman's back... the hangin' curveball... high fiber... good scotch... that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent overrated crap... I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a Constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve, and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days. Goodnight.

I believe that any man that quotes this is in search of c0ck.

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...the children are our future

teach them well and let them lead the way...

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I believe in God, the Father almighty, creator of heaven and earth.

 

I believe in Jesus Christ, God’s only Son

 

I believe in the Holy Spirit.

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I believe it's time to get rid of political parties.

Who's going to drive the plane?

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Who's going to drive the plane?

Actual people. It makes no sense that someone that is pro-life is pro-death penalty. That someone that is pro-union has to support illegal aliens. The parties make zero sense, and need to go. This is the information age, it's easy to get some ones take on any issues that matter to them.

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I believe that any man that quotes this is in search of c0ck.

Bull Durham? Maybe you are more of a Bridges of Madison County type of guy.

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Bull Durham? Maybe you are more of a Bridges of Madison County type of guy.

Bull Durham was, ultimately, a chick flick.

 

 

 

But I enjoyed it :wub:

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Bull Durham? Maybe you are more of a Bridges of Madison County type of guy.

 

Overrated chick flick masquerading as a guy movie because it has baseball in it.

 

What guy, even in pursuit of a woman, says he believes in long, slow, deep, soft wet kisses that last for three days?

 

Chick flick, dude.

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Overrated chick flick masquerading as a guy movie because it has baseball in it.

 

What guy, even in pursuit of a woman, says he believes in long, slow, deep, soft wet kisses that last for three days?

 

Chick flick, dude.

 

You never said something dumb like that to get laid? It is one portion of the movie and it is instantly recognizable.

 

I still use the "breath through your eyelids" line all the time when I make a trip to the mound. The kids I say it to have never seen the movie and it usually results in a :huh:

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Bull Durham? Maybe you are more of a Bridges of Madison County type of guy.

Bull Durham was in fact a chick flick. If you want a kevin costner baseball movie you need one of his good ones. Field of Dreams or For the love of the game.

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...with every drop of rain that falls

a flower grows...

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Bull Durham was in fact a chick flick. If you want a kevin costner baseball movie you need one of his good ones. Field of Dreams or For the love of the game.

 

For the love of the game was more of a chick flick than Bull Durham.

Bull Durham was a guy flick that added the chick stuff to make sure they didn't get too bored.

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Bull Durham was a guy flick that added the chick stuff to make sure they didn't get too bored.

Other way around

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My humor's wearing thin, and change. :wave:

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