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what way is Lurch pissing you off this week - weekly nag ?

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what is your weight?

 

;) Just throwing a guess out there - probably around 135-140. But given the body frame, can still squeeze into a size 5/6. :thumbsdown:

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Why do you still come here? You've mentioned that nobody is nice to you, and you've remarked that nothing and nobody here is funny. So...why? Admittedly, I'm a bit curious. I'm a bit curious about your drunk posting, as undoubtedly this is yet another example, but that is a question for another day.

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Not really a question but. I'd just like to wish you a happy, fun filled Friday. I hope all is well with you and your family. :dunno:

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Not a question, but more of a statement....

Thank you :rolleyes: you were wonderful a few days ago.

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Why have you never met The Suck when he lives a stonesthrow away from you? You are voluntarily missing out on what most women would give their uterus for.

 

God hes fockin sexy

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Have you had a breast exam recently?

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1) Thong, bareback, boy shorts, granny panties?

2) On top, doggie, missionary?

3) Greek Style?

4) Spit or Swallow?

 

:doublethumbsup:

 

1) bikini's

2) All three

3) Yes

4) Spit

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flexibility is attractive.

Can you touch your elbows behind your back?

 

 

No, but I can touch my knees to my ears.

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1) bikini's

2) All three

3) Yes

4) Spit

 

high heels or comfort shoes?

 

year round tan or seasonal?

 

blonde or brunette?

 

tall or short?

 

landing strip, hitler mustache, or clean shaven?

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Can you touch your elbows behind your back?
No

:doublethumbsup:

you tried didn't you?

I bet you tried a few time too.

the first try to stretch a bit.

the second one to actually try

the third one to really, really try and then you finally figured out that it's impossible to do :yes:

 

However, right now:

the dork in the cube across from you is posting the following on another message board:

"dude, she keeps arching her back and sticking her t!ts out." :nono:

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My refrigerator is making a strange whirring sound. It sounds something like this:

 

whirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

 

Any idea what is causing it? Sounds like it is more on the freezer side.

 

I figured I pose the question here, it will get read by more people that way.

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My refrigerator is making a strange whirring sound. It sounds something like this:

 

whirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

 

Any idea what is causing it? Sounds like it is more on the freezer side.

 

I figured I pose the question here, it will get read by more people that way.

 

It sounds like something is making a whirrrrrrrrrr noise. :dunno:

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Why have you never met The Suck when he lives a stonesthrow away from you? You are voluntarily missing out on what most women would give their uterus for.

 

God hes fockin sexy

I still have the rabies. :dunno:

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Why do all you harddicks fall for this everytime?

 

Cuz although long and flappy, the meat on her seat tastes good.

:dunno:

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It sounds like something is making a whirrrrrrrrrr noise. :dunno:

This was my initial diagnosis so I'm prolly on the right track. Thanks buddy. :dunno:

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This was my initial diagnosis so I'm prolly on the right track. Thanks buddy. :dunno:

 

Anything else, feel free to ask :dunno:

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My refrigerator is making a strange whirring sound. It sounds something like this:

 

whirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

 

Any idea what is causing it? Sounds like it is more on the freezer side.

 

I figured I pose the question here, it will get read by more people that way.

 

Sounds like the evaputaor fan motor.. may need to replace.. check to see if anything maybe hitting fan blades.

 

I know nothing about appliances but I do know how to google

http://www.fixya.com/support/t210173-inter..._whirring_noise

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Are your t!ts still yooge or just big now? :dunno:

 

Please see the recent pic in the geek pic thread above. HTH.

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high heels or comfort shoes?

 

year round tan or seasonal?

 

blonde or brunette?

 

tall or short?

 

landing strip, hitler mustache, or clean shaven?

 

 

Comfort shoes, rarely wear heels.

No tan at all, no matter the time of year.

I am a brunette (please see recent pic in geek pic thread above, HTH)

short (5'2")

Landing strip.

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Please see the recent pic in the geek pic thread above. HTH.

 

Sweet Little orphan Annie dew :dunno:

 

Do you always dress up when you visit hospitals?

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Whats the most unusual location where you had sex.

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