Whats the most homo thing you do?

[itsbigmoni 1]

I keep my hands pretty. Nail clippers haven't touched my nails in months. I have 3 files. One rough for my nails then a less grainy one to smooth them. Then i have a 3 sided one for the tops of my nails. Keeping my hands moisturized is easy. "I'm not jerkin off, i'm moisturizing!"

[NewbieJr 541]

Highlight my hair

Trim my chest, arm, and leg hair

Listen to Barry Manilow

Have 27 Rick Springfield songs on my iPod

Mow the lawn, shirtless

 

 

Wow, this is tough...

[GettnHuge 2]

click this thread

[NorthernVike 2,086]

click this thread repeatedly

 

 

You win. You are the biggest h0m0 on this site

[Cdub100 3,906]

You mean other than ###### tiki in that sweet plump ass?

[kutulu 1,676]

glory holes

[GettnHuge 2]

glow stick jewelry

 

mayhaps

[kutulu 1,676]

mayhaps

 

[kpbuckeye 3]

Hang out at rest areas

[Eagles Green 34]

Will & Grace reruns

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

Let's see...

 

I occasionally give my wife a pedicure.

I watch Desperate Housewives & Brothers & Sisters

And of course, there is the poetry.

[dain11279 976]

I'll save a lot of you the trouble

[Thornton Melon 620]

I suck a cack once in awhile.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

It's my own cack, but it's still a cack.

[NorthernVike 2,086]

This one time in band camp....I drank a kewrs lite

[The Moz 69]

send my cack pick to random people.

[RLLD 4,230]

Post here....

[jets24 6]

I wear my dead grandmothers undergarments. Alot.

[Frank M 181]

I'm thinking of wiping my ass the way siouxie recommends, even though that seems gay.

[DuckStupid 40]

I don't do anything homo.

[GettnHuge 2]

I'm thinking of wiping my ass the way siouxie recommends, even though that seems gay.

 

pic?

[peenie 1,915]

looked at your ex-girlfriend's naked pictures...twice.

[kutulu 1,676]

looked at your ex-girlfriend's naked pictures...twice.

 

 

Were you playing with your holiest of holies at the same time?

[itsbigmoni 1]

looked at your ex-girlfriend's naked pictures...twice.

She's not my gf, nor was she ever.

 

I've never had a gf. Its always been sketchy things like a prolonged friends with benefits, "dating" a girl with an out of town bf, things like that. I've never had a one night stand that went all the way though.

 

Oh, i can add one more ghey thing. The first time i had the opportunity to get head i turned it down. The girl offered a no strings attached BJ, but i knew one of my closest female friends hated her, so for some stupid reason i declined.

 

Damn, one more homo strike. The first time i had the opportunity to have sex i said no. I went out with a girl and i thought i might get a handjob. She tried to skip all of that and wanted to have the sex. I hadn't even thought of that possibility. I decided since i hadn't even thought about it and the fact that my first time would be in a car i said no. The next morning i woke, slapped myself, and then had sex with her later that day.

 

I think its 3 strikes and you're homo. Dammit.

[Franknbeans 46]

I drill your mom

[itsbigmoni 1]

I drill your mom

 

Me too.

[phillybear 366]

I like to have my d!ck sucked by a pre-op tranny in an alley behind a dirty dumpster while a bunch of homeless men watch and applaud.

[phillybear 366]

My father caught me batching in the bathroom and ordered me to finish. Last year was the most awkward Thanksgiving evah.

[shotsup 832]

I drill your mom

 

you probably need a drill to get into that hairy asssed thing..........

 

 

I guess

[GettnHuge 2]

you probably need a drill to get into that hairy asssed thing..........

I guess

[shotsup 832]

[GettnHuge 2]

[lickin_starfish 1,936]

I put an egg vibrator in my ass while I jerk off.

[IGotWorms 4,058]

Sometimes, when I'm getting pounded in my ass, I actually find myself liking it.

[Lionsjunkie 1]

And of course, there is the poetry.

 

[jerryskids 6,792]

I occasionally dress up as a homeless man and watch some fat slob get a BJ from a pre-op tranny. It's quite fun.

[MrSpanky 0]

I like to have my d!ck sucked by a pre-op tranny in an alley behind a dirty dumpster while a bunch of homeless men watch and applaud.

 

eddie murphy?? is that really you posting on this site??

[jerryskids 6,792]

I'm watching Ella Enchanted now with my wife and daughters. Wait, it has Anne Hathaway in it.

 

Pretty much NSFW

 

Yeah, this one is NSFW

 

[vuduchile 1,945]

I like to have my d!ck sucked by a pre-op tranny in an alley behind a dirty dumpster while a bunch of homeless men watch and applaud.

 

That wasn't applause. That was me slappin' my junk around.

[kilroy69 1,248]

I always keep my nails cut short. I cut them once a week. I just think dirty nails are nasty as hell and if you don't have nails you don't have to worry.

[Headslap75 0]

I went to a musical with my wife(focking ghey)...It was "Mama Mia"(getting gheyer) I sung along with the crowd to Dancing Queen by Abba(full blown Homo status)