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having to spend my entire day on the internet

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Working for the government has it's ups and downs.

 

I have to answer like 9 questions every week. It's a drag. :bandana:

 

 

 

 

 

I'm going back to school, so fock off.

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Trying to sell over priced items in a sh!tty economy. :bandana:

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Trying to sell over priced items in a sh!tty economy. :bandana:

 

 

Asking for charitable donations in a shitty economy.

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knowing i/we have absolutely no value to our management while watching portions of our company get bonuses that average out to $380k per person while i support them, keep them running and get shiit.

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not enough work to do

 

 

no one is in charge. No matter how good or bad of a job I do, it doesnt matter.

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Working for the government has it's ups and downs.

 

I have to answer like 9 questions every week. It's a drag. :)

I'm going back to school, so fock off.

 

Yeah man it sucks. :)

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Trying to fit the fries in to those tiny boxes! :)

Dude, I squeezed the little end of that French fry shovel they have and now I can load dozens of boxes/bags per minute. Stanley said I have a good shot at crew chief if I play my cards right. :)

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Does drinking too many beers at my 2 hr staff mtg yesterday so I had to pee really bad but didn't want to be "that guy" who got up in the middle of a presentation count? :)

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Waiting for mother nature to show her teeth so I can get busy and make a buck. This is the slowest my company has been in twenty years.

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Taking advantage of a situation perpetrated by people that focked up their finances and lost their house.

 

 

Then working for the lenders that assisted said fock ups.

 

 

Oh, and focking retarded Realtors. :overhead:

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Hiding the dead hookers of course. I mean, you would be surprised at how quick cops pick up on hooker dumps.

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Being the go to guy when no one else can figure it out. Bunch of stupid focks.

 

ETA: what sucks the most is I schedule a few extra days off to go kill giant buck and end up coming home early cuz the incompotent focks around me can't keep the ship floating when i'm gone.

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Waiting for mother nature to show her teeth so I can get busy and make a buck. This is the slowest my company has been in twenty years.

 

Would now be a good time for someone to light their house on fire?

 

Also...how is it you MAKE money when mother nature strikes?

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What's the worst part of your job?

 

 

My job (transactional attorney) forces me to see all the problems and pitfalls. I think that is making me a negative person who only sees limits instead of possibilities.

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Would now be a good time for someone to light their house on fire?

 

Also...how is it you MAKE money when mother nature strikes?

 

just throwin this out there but storms = damage = repair = work = $

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Worrying I may get shot in the face and my children won't have their daddy anymore.

Call me when you have a real problem. <_<

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being there and I guess to and from there. Almost 3 hours on round trip commute.

 

 

and mmmmmbeer has already won this thread. Gettnhuge tried and tried again but NO.

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Hiding the dead hookers of course. I mean, you would be surprised at how quick cops pick up on hooker dumps.

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