Frank M 181 Posted May 23, 2011 I am now dumber for having read this thread, if that's even possible after all the time I've wasted here. At least I got ~40~ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FeelingMN 273 Posted May 23, 2011 I guess it didn't take long for Arnold to find a new housekeeper. Congrats? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 3,430 Posted May 23, 2011 Did they make Sux the new head of the IMF? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Recliner Pilot 61 Posted May 23, 2011 Did they make Sux the new head of the IMF? I hope so. Dude lived on $8 for a year. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mobb_deep 919 Posted May 23, 2011 Now you can make potatoes that come out of the ground instead of a box! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FeelingMN 273 Posted May 23, 2011 Seriously....do you have something lined up with FoodNetwork? America loves the hollandaise. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gocolts 300 Posted May 23, 2011 Hope you get it man. Sucks for all of us here at the Geek Club though. This place just wont be the same with less Sux. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WhiteWonder 2,218 Posted May 23, 2011 you relaly should wait until you have the job locked down before making this post. bad karma Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,410 Posted May 23, 2011 Congrats man, hope it works out. Don't worry, I'll carry on the unemployed torch here. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MedStudent 56 Posted May 23, 2011 Been a while since you worked! Just to save you a little embarrassment on your first day back I thought you outta know that you don't have to hand crank cars to start them anymore. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,359 Posted May 23, 2011 Been a while since you worked! Just to save you a little embarrassment on your first day back I thought you outta know that you don't have to hand crank cars to start them anymore. Thanx for the tip. I'm going to see the owner right now and have a few beers / talk / etc. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ADD1CT36 1 Posted May 23, 2011 Good luck. Don't forget to alternate hands or you'll get carpal tunnel. (That really does apply to almost any job) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Strike 4,095 Posted May 24, 2011 Can you get a 2nd job as well? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,359 Posted May 24, 2011 Got the job The money sucks, but I'm going to make myself invaluable to this place and the money might come in pretty soon. I'm still gonna be an auto tech, but the owner also needs someone to write service and deal with customers. (I'm pretty damn good at this, so we'll see how it plays out.) Either way, it's gonna be good to not be such a POS on society anymore. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Strike 4,095 Posted May 24, 2011 Got the job Congrats bud. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nikki2200 4 Posted May 24, 2011 Are you going to pay all the money back you mooched? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 1,955 Posted May 24, 2011 Hook your laptop up with the diagnostic sh!t finder thingymagigy and get online and all is good. No? You can also figure ot what is wrong with that Dodge Dart and MDC in the same diagnosis. The couplings are bad? The rear end mount is making strange noises due to unforseeen friction? You can do it man! Some of us are behind you. Most are in front though! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,359 Posted May 24, 2011 Are you going to pay all the money back you mooched? With as much money as I will be putting back into the economy, yes. I will be doing exactly that. Mainly the MAC truck tool guy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,359 Posted May 24, 2011 Hook your laptop up with the diagnostic sh!t finder thingymagigy and get online and all is good. No? You can also figure ot what is wrong with that Dodge Dart and MDC in the same diagnosis. The couplings are bad? The rear end mount is making strange noises due to unforseeen friction? You can do it man! Some of us are behind you. Most are in front though! 1: I don't own a laptop 2: The Dodge Dart was never a hipster car 3: You used "couplings", "rear end" and "strange noises" in the same paragraph... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mile High Drunk 13 Posted May 24, 2011 You should get a suit from Men's Wearhouse. Expert Syle Advice Available online 24/7!!!!! Be the best player available. Be a Well-Dressed Man. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 1,955 Posted May 24, 2011 1: I don't own a laptop 2: The Dodge Dart was never a hipster car 3: You used "couplings", "rear end" and "strange noises" in the same paragraph... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yer mom 2 Posted May 24, 2011 I liked you better unemployed. I dont like this new positive can-do attitude youre reeking of Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 832 Posted May 24, 2011 Now you can buy your own damn Shinedown DVD That's my way of saying congrats focker Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted May 24, 2011 Now do you want that PS game? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
heavy-set 39 Posted May 24, 2011 Got the job The money sucks, but I'm going to make myself invaluable to this place and the money might come in pretty soon. I'm still gonna be an auto tech, but the owner also needs someone to write service and deal with customers. (I'm pretty damn good at this, so we'll see how it plays out.) Either way, it's gonna be good to not be such a POS on society anymore. cant you just pad the bill with parts customers don't need and ask for a percentage cut of that? also, GET BACK TO WORK Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BiPolarBear 476 Posted May 24, 2011 Speaking as someone who worked with service writers for years, I know you will be excellent. You have the background of working on cars for the cred and have good people skills as well. This is the point in my post when I would normally take some kind of shot at you with a gay accusation of some sort, but I will give it a rest. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Riddlen 1 Posted May 24, 2011 grats. i though you got a cooking show of your own, but mechanic work is fine as well Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mookz 1,289 Posted May 24, 2011 Congrats, cool dude! Don't be a stranger. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TD Ryan2 315 Posted May 24, 2011 I'm still gonna be an auto tech, but the owner also needs someone to write service and deal with customers. (I'm pretty damn good at this, so we'll see how it plays out.) IDEA! over-charge every customer 25 cents... route it to your off-shore account.... RICHES! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted May 24, 2011 IDEA! over-charge every customer 25 cents... route it to your off-shore account.... RICHES! $8 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,410 Posted May 24, 2011 Some of us are behind you. Most are in front though! I like this, I'm going to steal it and pretend I made it up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cbfalcon 824 Posted May 24, 2011 Your most important role here was being the unemployed loser. So while you are no longer a drain on society, you are now officially a drain on the geek board. Loser. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nospk 230 Posted May 24, 2011 Also, I just took a pic of my newley shaved nether reigons (boner included) if anyone is interested Why do I have a feeling this pic was attached to your resume and sealed the deal on this new "job" offer? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Saint Elistan 106 Posted May 24, 2011 Holy crap. Grats dude. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hdaddy 17 Posted May 24, 2011 Why do I have a feeling this pic was attached to your resume and sealed the deal on this new "job" offer? It was either that or the hand crank he gave the owner. Congrats! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TAS 2 Posted May 24, 2011 Good thngs happen to good people. Godd for you my brutha! When they let you go and give you that severance check, book a ticket to Hawaii and I'll buy you all the kerrs youy want! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites