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Scale of 1-10 with some reasons why.

The real question is, what's the over under on how long it takes for you to 'humbly' claim that you "think you are only a 6 or 7, but everyone keeps telling me how good looking I am". Followed by the agonizing wait until we ask you for pics.

 

I'll cut to the chase: you aren't, and we don't care.

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5 or 6, but if i stand on my wallet that jumps to a 8 easily.

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11

 

Because its the internet.

 

:thumbsup:

 

And my wife is a solid 15.

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I'm gonna go with a 6 that could be an 8 if my haircuts weren't for the purpose of disconnecting the hair on my head from the hair on my @$$

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Oh, I'd say I'm a 7. But people always tell me I'm really good looking...so maybe actually a 9 or so.

 

#humble

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Sux thinks I'm hot... So that means I have to be a solid 3, right? :dunno:

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i think we ought to start a mystery geek series for the off season.

 

- MG sends pic/pics to whomever facilitates with info about them (state live in, occupation, marital status/kids, favorite team, interests, etc)

- facilitator sends out one or two clues a day (ie: MG lives east of the mississippi, likes a team from the nfc south, etc)

- we get to bag on them and give the ole 1-10 scale

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As I get older, I find that I'm better looking in pictures from cameras with less pixels. Pixilation is no friend to the 40+ year-old.

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i think we ought to start a mystery geek series for the off season.

 

- MG sends pic/pics to whomever facilitates with info about them (state live in, occupation, marital status/kids, favorite team, interests, etc)

- facilitator sends out one or two clues a day (ie: MG lives east of the mississippi, likes a team from the nfc south, etc)

- we get to bag on them and give the ole 1-10 scale

Fantastic idea. I'll be the facilitator. To get the most accurate ranking possible, everyone should send me one face pic, one formal wear pic, and one nude pic.

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Fantastic idea. I'll be the facilitator. To get the most accurate ranking possible, everyone should send me one face pic, one formal wear pic, and one nude pic.

You have three PMs

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The more I drink the better looking I get so I'm gonna say a 9.

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Well thanks! You're not so bad yourself. :thumbsup:

 

 

Oh, whoops, I read that with a Chandler Bing inflection.

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20/20

 

I'm pretty good at those find-a-words myself. :thumbsup:

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As I get older, I find that I'm better looking in pictures from cameras with less pixels. Pixilation is no friend to the 40+ year-old.

You might want to start taking black and white pics too. Color is no friend to Orangeman.

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I'd say my wife's an 8.5, and that's all that really matters :thumbsup:

 

 

 

I outkicked my coverage

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I'd say my wife's an 8.5, and that's all that really matters :thumbsup:

 

 

 

I outkicked my coverage

 

We'll be the judge of that. :nono:

 

Pics or it didn't happen. :dunno:

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We'll be the judge of that. :nono:

 

Pics or it didn't happen. :dunno:

H-e-double hockey sticks no. I don't need you creeps whacking off to my one true love. :nono:

 

Also she'd be hella pissed.

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I've got handsome features but I have let my weight go. Until now that is. I'm back on the exercise bandwagon again. Last summer I ran every day but I get derailed when work started again in autumn. That won't happen this time because I'm doing it midday during my extra-long lunch break.

 

Oh, a 6 or 7 but if I actually ever do lose this gut and get toned up I've got solid 9s in me. I've fathered a pair of 10s and it ain't all their mother either, they look more like me.

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I've got handsome features but I have let my weight go. Until now that is. I'm back on the exercise bandwagon again. Last summer I ran every day but I get derailed when work started again in autumn. That won't happen this time because I'm doing it midday during my extra-long lunch break.

 

Oh, a 6 or 7 but if I actually ever do lose this gut and get toned up I've got solid 9s in me. I've fathered a pair of 10s and it ain't all their mother either, they look more like me.

 

Dude, how do you get fat in a place where you can't stand the food or the beer? Are you BBQ'ing all the unwanted newborn daughters from your neighbors??

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Sux thinks I'm hot... So that means I have to be a solid 3, right? :dunno:

This made me chuckle :D

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Prolly not a lot. But based on the fact I'm not fat, in great shap, and have no discernible scars - I'd say a 5.

 

However since my USGA index is sub 4.0, the gf is smok'n not, and my pecker looks big in my hand - I'd say I'm okay with it. :music_guitarred:

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I am often told that I am extremely handsome and distinguished looking.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Of course, that is me talking into a mirror. :dunno:

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I'd rather see all the replies on a ATHF scale. Do you look most like:

Meatwad

Master Shake

Frylock

Carl

Oglethorpe

Err

Ignignokt

or Emory

 

I'm a solid Emory

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