timschochet 3 Posted June 7, 2013 Scale of 1-10 with some reasons why. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
southcarolina 166 Posted June 7, 2013 11 Because its the internet. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 1,838 Posted June 7, 2013 11 Because its the internet. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Electric Mayhem 35 Posted June 7, 2013 Scale of 1-10 with some reasons why. The real question is, what's the over under on how long it takes for you to 'humbly' claim that you "think you are only a 6 or 7, but everyone keeps telling me how good looking I am". Followed by the agonizing wait until we ask you for pics. I'll cut to the chase: you aren't, and we don't care. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
patweisers44 700 Posted June 7, 2013 5 or 6, but if i stand on my wallet that jumps to a 8 easily. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
parrot 789 Posted June 7, 2013 11 Because its the internet. And my wife is a solid 15. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sheadtoo 1 Posted June 7, 2013 I'm gonna go with a 6 that could be an 8 if my haircuts weren't for the purpose of disconnecting the hair on my head from the hair on my @$$ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cbfalcon 824 Posted June 7, 2013 Oh, I'd say I'm a 7. But people always tell me I'm really good looking...so maybe actually a 9 or so. #humble Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 1,838 Posted June 7, 2013 Sux thinks I'm hot... So that means I have to be a solid 3, right? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bier Meister 1,517 Posted June 7, 2013 i think we ought to start a mystery geek series for the off season. - MG sends pic/pics to whomever facilitates with info about them (state live in, occupation, marital status/kids, favorite team, interests, etc) - facilitator sends out one or two clues a day (ie: MG lives east of the mississippi, likes a team from the nfc south, etc) - we get to bag on them and give the ole 1-10 scale Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NewbieJr 540 Posted June 7, 2013 As I get older, I find that I'm better looking in pictures from cameras with less pixels. Pixilation is no friend to the 40+ year-old. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
timschochet 3 Posted June 7, 2013 i think we ought to start a mystery geek series for the off season. - MG sends pic/pics to whomever facilitates with info about them (state live in, occupation, marital status/kids, favorite team, interests, etc) - facilitator sends out one or two clues a day (ie: MG lives east of the mississippi, likes a team from the nfc south, etc) - we get to bag on them and give the ole 1-10 scale Fantastic idea. I'll be the facilitator. To get the most accurate ranking possible, everyone should send me one face pic, one formal wear pic, and one nude pic. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NewbieJr 540 Posted June 7, 2013 Fantastic idea. I'll be the facilitator. To get the most accurate ranking possible, everyone should send me one face pic, one formal wear pic, and one nude pic. You have three PMs Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
timschochet 3 Posted June 7, 2013 You have three PMs Got them! Was that last pic taken on a cold day? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Elevator Killer 497 Posted June 7, 2013 :Jam Gumm voice: I'ld fock me. I'ld fock me so hard. :Jam Gumm voice: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 1,927 Posted June 7, 2013 The more I drink the better looking I get so I'm gonna say a 9. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mookz 1,287 Posted June 7, 2013 Well thanks! You're not so bad yourself. Oh, whoops, I read that with a Chandler Bing inflection. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mookz 1,287 Posted June 7, 2013 20/20 I'm pretty good at those find-a-words myself. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MedStudent 56 Posted June 8, 2013 As I get older, I find that I'm better looking in pictures from cameras with less pixels. Pixilation is no friend to the 40+ year-old. You might want to start taking black and white pics too. Color is no friend to Orangeman. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 3,326 Posted June 8, 2013 I'd say my wife's an 8.5, and that's all that really matters I outkicked my coverage Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mookz 1,287 Posted June 8, 2013 I'd say my wife's an 8.5, and that's all that really matters I outkicked my coverage We'll be the judge of that. Pics or it didn't happen. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 3,326 Posted June 8, 2013 We'll be the judge of that. Pics or it didn't happen. H-e-double hockey sticks no. I don't need you creeps whacking off to my one true love. Also she'd be hella pissed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,649 Posted June 8, 2013 I don't want to brag, but I've been told I look a LOT like that good looking dude from 'Varsity Blues'. http://theberry.com/2012/09/14/varsity-blues-cast-then-now-28-photos/varsity-blues-7/ Don't hate me because I'm bootiful. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giants Fan 85 Posted June 8, 2013 Been told I look like a lot of people. If I still had my hair, I would look a lot like: The Dude That means I was a 9 when I was younger. Now? I'm like a 5 and a half. Standing next to Greg Raymer, maybe a 6. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giants Fan 85 Posted June 8, 2013 Naked ... I'm still a ten. Ok, maybe more like 9 1/2. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voltaire 4,567 Posted June 8, 2013 I've got handsome features but I have let my weight go. Until now that is. I'm back on the exercise bandwagon again. Last summer I ran every day but I get derailed when work started again in autumn. That won't happen this time because I'm doing it midday during my extra-long lunch break. Oh, a 6 or 7 but if I actually ever do lose this gut and get toned up I've got solid 9s in me. I've fathered a pair of 10s and it ain't all their mother either, they look more like me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,649 Posted June 8, 2013 I've got handsome features but I have let my weight go. Until now that is. I'm back on the exercise bandwagon again. Last summer I ran every day but I get derailed when work started again in autumn. That won't happen this time because I'm doing it midday during my extra-long lunch break. Oh, a 6 or 7 but if I actually ever do lose this gut and get toned up I've got solid 9s in me. I've fathered a pair of 10s and it ain't all their mother either, they look more like me. Dude, how do you get fat in a place where you can't stand the food or the beer? Are you BBQ'ing all the unwanted newborn daughters from your neighbors?? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giants Fan 85 Posted June 8, 2013 There's a place where you can't stand beer? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,343 Posted June 8, 2013 Sux thinks I'm hot... So that means I have to be a solid 3, right? This made me chuckle Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Little Rusty 17 Posted June 8, 2013 getting old & craggly nowadays lol........but in the mid 80's I was told I was hotter that Magnum P.I. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cruzer 1,992 Posted June 10, 2013 Prolly not a lot. But based on the fact I'm not fat, in great shap, and have no discernible scars - I'd say a 5. However since my USGA index is sub 4.0, the gf is smok'n not, and my pecker looks big in my hand - I'd say I'm okay with it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted June 10, 2013 I am often told that I am extremely handsome and distinguished looking. Of course, that is me talking into a mirror. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Electric Mayhem 35 Posted June 10, 2013 I'd rather see all the replies on a ATHF scale. Do you look most like: Meatwad Master Shake Frylock Carl Oglethorpe Err Ignignokt or Emory I'm a solid Emory Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frank M 181 Posted June 10, 2013 Let's put it this way...Thank goodness the women I've been with have found me funny. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites