BunnysBastatrds 1,938 Posted September 23, 2014 What would it be? Sux, you hard headed sum b!tch, stop kicking wemens out of the bed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kilroy69 1,011 Posted September 23, 2014 GFIAP. Hang yourself robin williams style....but make sure to do a review of your death. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kilroy69 1,011 Posted September 23, 2014 TBBOM....fock any woman that even gives you the time of day. put an extra 15 women on your total before you find someone ya want to hang out with on a regular basis. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted September 23, 2014 To most of you... Lay off the sauce. Being old sucks bad enough WITH a functional liver. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BudBro 118 Posted September 23, 2014 TBBOM....fock any woman that even gives you the time of day. put an extra 15 women on your total before you find someone ya want to hang out with on a regular basis. Do not give your strength to women As a ring of gold in a swine’s snout, so is a beautiful woman who lacks discretion. Keep your way far from her and do not go near the door of her house, Or you will give your vigor to others and your years to the cruel one; And strangers will be filled with your strength and your hard-earned goods will go to the house of an alien. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kilroy69 1,011 Posted September 23, 2014 yea do not give your strength to women. Give them your manjuice.....on their face. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mobb_deep 918 Posted September 23, 2014 ShoNuff - you should actually ignore RP and his aliases, instead of just pretending you are. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voltaire 4,572 Posted September 23, 2014 phillybear: hide the bodies far in a wooded area from your house, not in your backyard. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,657 Posted September 23, 2014 To most of you... Lay off the sauce. Being old sucks bad enough WITH a functional liver. at least I have a functional lover! ...too soon? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sho Nuff 720 Posted September 23, 2014 ShoNuff - you should actually ignore RP and his aliases, instead of just pretending you are. I have...until just toying a little with this one. Even that is getting boring though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Reality 2,710 Posted September 23, 2014 ShoNuff - you should actually ignore RP and his aliases, instead of just pretending you are. RP and his aliases should ignore Sho, there isn't really much difference between them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tanatastic 2,061 Posted September 23, 2014 High hopes for this thread and expect nothing but class. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HenryHill9323 65 Posted September 24, 2014 Advice for Tanatastic: Never get your hopes up on this board. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MDC 5,923 Posted September 24, 2014 Advice for RP: take a hint and go play in traffic. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MTSkiBum 1,600 Posted September 24, 2014 Live cheaply. Drive a used car into the ground, buy old tv technology, don't buy the latest phone technology, etc Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 832 Posted September 24, 2014 Crackattack. Don't drink and a drive. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crackattack 513 Posted September 24, 2014 Crackattack. Don't drink and a drive. Very good advice focker Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RLLD 3,465 Posted September 24, 2014 If its black, its burnt Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,346 Posted September 24, 2014 Naomi - You should hook up with older guys in your area code. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WhiteWonder 2,191 Posted September 24, 2014 If its black, its not working woahhh.. woahhhhh Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WhiteWonder 2,191 Posted September 24, 2014 never putt from the rough buy low, sell high dont draft a kicker Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 3,359 Posted September 24, 2014 To most of you... Lay off the sauce. Being old sucks bad enough WITH a functional liver. You're not that old Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted September 24, 2014 You're not that old I wasn't speaking from personal experience. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 1,938 Posted September 24, 2014 To most of you... Lay off the sauce. Being old sucks bad enough WITH a functional liver. One day when I'm contemplating my death, I will smile and realize my liver was the least of my worries. Loving life sober is and is the suck! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 1,838 Posted September 24, 2014 Cancel my fax line. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 832 Posted September 24, 2014 Cancel my fax line.In the nineties when everyone else did ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RLLD 3,465 Posted September 24, 2014 woahhh.. woahhhhh assssss....... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frank 2,154 Posted September 24, 2014 Never get involved in a land war in Asia. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kilroy69 1,011 Posted September 24, 2014 never play leapfrog with a unicorn....unless your into that type of shitt Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JT 137 Posted September 24, 2014 Never take advice from strangers who proudly embrace the label "Geek" on a lightly traveled fantasy football message bored. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kilroy69 1,011 Posted September 24, 2014 why we gotta be lightly traveled? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JT 137 Posted September 24, 2014 why we gotta be lightly traveled? Because gas is expensive? OBAMA!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frank M 181 Posted September 24, 2014 Never get involved in a land war in Asia. Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kpbuckeye 2 Posted September 24, 2014 MDC Don't be welching garbage Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted September 25, 2014 To most of you... Lay off the sauce. Being old sucks bad enough WITH a functional liver. The liver is evil. It must be punished! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites