If You Could Give Advice To Anyone Here.....

[BunnysBastatrds 1,920]

What would it be?

 

Sux, you hard headed sum b!tch, stop kicking wemens out of the bed.

[kilroy69 994]

GFIAP. Hang yourself robin williams style....but make sure to do a review of your death.

[kilroy69 994]

TBBOM....fock any woman that even gives you the time of day. put an extra 15 women on your total before you find someone ya want to hang out with on a regular basis.

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

To most of you...

 

Lay off the sauce. Being old sucks bad enough WITH a functional liver.

[BudBro 117]

TBBOM....fock any woman that even gives you the time of day. put an extra 15 women on your total before you find someone ya want to hang out with on a regular basis.

 

Do not give your strength to women

 

As a ring of gold in a swine’s snout, so is a beautiful woman who lacks discretion.

 

Keep your way far from her and do not go near the door of her house,

Or you will give your vigor to others and your years to the cruel one;

And strangers will be filled with your strength and your hard-earned goods will go to the house of an alien.

 

 

[kilroy69 994]

yea do not give your strength to women. Give them your manjuice.....on their face.

[mobb_deep 917]

ShoNuff - you should actually ignore RP and his aliases, instead of just pretending you are.

[Voltaire 4,562]

phillybear: hide the bodies far in a wooded area from your house, not in your backyard.

[wiffleball 4,645]

To most of you...

 

Lay off the sauce. Being old sucks bad enough WITH a functional liver.

at least I have a functional lover!

 

 

 

...too soon?

[Sho Nuff 719]

ShoNuff - you should actually ignore RP and his aliases, instead of just pretending you are.

I have...until just toying a little with this one. Even that is getting boring though.

[Reality 2,710]

ShoNuff - you should actually ignore RP and his aliases, instead of just pretending you are.

RP and his aliases should ignore Sho, there isn't really much difference between them.

[tanatastic 2,061]

High hopes for this thread and expect nothing but class.

[HenryHill9323 65]

Advice for Tanatastic: Never get your hopes up on this board.

[MDC 5,893]

Advice for RP: take a hint and go play in traffic.

[MTSkiBum 1,594]

Live cheaply.

 

Drive a used car into the ground, buy old tv technology, don't buy the latest phone technology, etc

[shotsup 832]

Crackattack. Don't drink and a drive.

[crackattack 513]

Crackattack. Don't drink and a drive.

Very good advice focker

[RLLD 3,455]

If its black, its burnt

[SUXBNME 1,337]

Naomi - You should hook up with older guys in your area code.

[WhiteWonder 2,172]

If its black, its not working

 

woahhh.. woahhhhh

[WhiteWonder 2,172]

never putt from the rough

 

buy low, sell high

 

dont draft a kicker

[IGotWorms 3,315]

To most of you...

 

Lay off the sauce. Being old sucks bad enough WITH a functional liver.

You're not that old

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

You're not that old

I wasn't speaking from personal experience.

[BunnysBastatrds 1,920]

To most of you...

 

Lay off the sauce. Being old sucks bad enough WITH a functional liver.

One day when I'm contemplating my death, I will smile and realize my liver was the least of my worries. Loving life sober is and is the suck!

[OldMaid 1,838]

Cancel my fax line.

[shotsup 832]

Cancel my fax line.

In the nineties when everyone else did ?

[RLLD 3,455]

 

woahhh.. woahhhhh

 

assssss.......

[frank 2,147]

Never get involved in a land war in Asia.

[kilroy69 994]

never play leapfrog with a unicorn....unless your into that type of shitt

[JT 137]

Never take advice from strangers who proudly embrace the label "Geek" on a lightly traveled fantasy football message bored.

[kilroy69 994]

why we gotta be lightly traveled?

[JT 137]

why we gotta be lightly traveled?

 

Because gas is expensive?

 

OBAMA!!!

[Frank M 181]

Never get involved in a land war in Asia.

 

Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line.

[kpbuckeye 2]

MDC Don't be welching garbage

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,432]

To most of you...

 

Lay off the sauce. Being old sucks bad enough WITH a functional liver.

The liver is evil. It must be punished!