39th Anniversary of Challenger explosion...

[posty 2,613]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space_Shuttle_Challenger_disaster

[Frank M 181]

Probably another thing you didn't see.

[edjr 6,578]

NASA

 

Need

Another

Seven

Astronauts

[edjr 6,578]

What does a sea lion, the space shuttle and Tylenol have in common?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

They're all looking for a tight seal.

[edjr 6,578]

Did you hear that they are sending up another teacher on the next shuttle mission?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

She's going to be a substitute.

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,432]

What was the last thing Christa McAuliffe said to her husband before heading to space?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You feed the kids and I'll feed the fishes.

[cbfalcon 825]

So it was 30 years ago that NASA switched up their preferred space drink.

 

They went to Ocean Spray, as they couldn't get 7 Up anymore.

[fandandy 3,313]

Did you know the Challenger Astronauts were washing their hair when the shuttle exploded?

 

 

 

They found their head and shoulders on the beach.

[RLLD 4,145]

Jesus guys......

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,432]

Jesus guys......

 

If we are going to do Jesus jokes, I suggest that we do it in a different thread. To do otherwise, would be disrespectful.

[kilroy69 1,216]

I was in Fla at disney and having a great time when everything stopped and everyone started to cry. It was my first experience with mass emotion.

[Cruzer 1,995]

I was a soph. in HS... Those engineers all but ran out onto the tarmac to try and delay that launch. The NASA higher ups murdered those people.

[dain11279 963]

NASA

 

Need

Another

Seven

Astronauts

[cbfalcon 825]

 

If we are going to do Jesus jokes, I suggest that we do it in a different thread. To do otherwise, would be disrespectful.

Yes, we may have to switch to a Jesus joke thread.

Because while there may be more Challenger jokes, they haven't surfaced yet.

[edjr 6,578]

Jesus guys......

 

It's been 30 focking years.

 

I was running around Junior High saying these the day after.

 

if I had the internet when I was 12 I would have been an even bigger terror.

[cbfalcon 825]

Did you hear the National Education Association gave Christa McAuliffe a special award?

 

In her 11 years of teaching, she only blew up in front of her class just one time!

[dain11279 963]

Did you hear the National Education Association gave Christa McAuliffe a special award?

 

In her 11 years of teaching, she only blew up in front of her class just one time!

 

Oh my god

[vuduchile 1,945]

What color were Christa McAuliffe's eyes?

 

Blue.

 

1 Blue this way, and the other blue that way.

[jerryskids 6,579]

I can't believe how many of these jokes I hadn't heard.

[posty 2,613]

I can't believe how many of these jokes I hadn't heard.

http://www.netfunny.com/rhf/jokes/88q3/16840.12.html

https://groups.google.com/forum/#!topic/sci.space.shuttle/bERCruExuAY

[TD Ryan2 316]

If the Space Shuttle crashes on the border of Mexico and the USA, what country do you bury the survivors in?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

you don't bury survivors and there weren't any anyways. what are you, stupid?

[hoytdwow 202]

I was in 6th grade, and we watched every launch live on TV in class. For some reason, we didn't watch this one, but once the news was out that there had been a crash, we watched the footage the rest of the day.

[mobb_deep 920]

I was in 6th grade, and we watched every launch live on TV in class. For some reason, we didn't watch this one, but once the news was out that there had been a crash, we watched the footage the rest of the day. :sad:

 

I remember watching this in 5th grade class. One of the few very vivid memories I have from that far back.

 

All of these jokes are bringing back some good memories too!

[ZeroTolerance 584]

I was a soph. in HS... Those engineers all but ran out onto the tarmac to try and delay that launch. The NASA higher ups murdered those people.

Delaying the highly televised launch again is a far worse fate than making America watch some astronauts die.

[cmh6476 1,010]

I was in kindergarten so I was not akin to these jokes :eek:

[IGotWorms 4,057]

Good stuff

[cbfalcon 825]

Teaching can be stressful. At least Christa McAuliffe got a vacation. I heard she went all over Florida.

[Mike Honcho 5,124]

I was in kindergarten so I was not akin to these jokes :eek:

 

What grade are you in now?

[jerryskids 6,579]

I was a freshman in college, going through Hell Week in our fraternity. At an engineering school. So the brothers were not in a good mood, especially the aero/astrology majors.

 

Two days prior the Bears kicked the Pat's ass in the Super Bowl. The school is in MA. Basically we had a tough week.

[Mungwater 593]

I remember being in the library in the fifth grade, the teacher started crying, I asked her "why, you didn't know her or them.." Then I found the book with paintings of boobs

[Voltaire 5,203]

I was a freshman in college, going through Hell Week in our fraternity. At an engineering school. So the brothers were not in a good mood, especially the aero/astrology majors.

 

Two days prior the Bears kicked the Pat's ass in the Super Bowl. The school is in MA. Basically we had a tough week.

I didn't realize they study Astrology at MIT.

[Mike Honcho 5,124]

I didn't realize they study Astrology at MIT.

 

Yeah, they should have seen the explosion coming.

[jerryskids 6,579]

I didn't realize they study Astrology at MIT.

Autocomplete

 

[Voltaire 5,203]

[sixth grade humor]

 

What was the last thing that went through Christie McAuliffe's mind?

 

A little piece of metal this big.

 

[/sixth grade humor]

[BunnysBastatrds 2,320]

I remember hearing that they didn't die from the explosion and probably lived for a short time after. I've never checked to see if that was true.

[Magnificent Bastard 190]

I was in the Sierra Nevada mountains. No TV, read about it in USA today.

[TD Ryan2 316]

I was in 'Nam, under rice patties breathing through bamboo for 2 days straight...

[ZeroTolerance 584]

I remember hearing that they didn't die from the explosion and probably lived for a short time after. I've never checked to see if that was true.

The cabin was found intact as I recall. They most likely died on impact with the ocean...the question is whether they had lost consciousness from the free fall before they hit.

[edjr 6,578]

 

[Mike Honcho 5,124]

The cabin was found intact as I recall. They most likely died on impact with the ocean...the question is whether they had lost consciousness from the free fall before they hit.

 

Totally from recall, but i think a some(if not all) turned on emergency survival gear...not sure.