cmh6476 778 Posted September 30, 2016 I'll fock a clown up Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 1,955 Posted September 30, 2016 Hate clowns. Hate them with a passion. Dropped a hit of acid one night. Tripping bawls. Was at a Mardi Gras parade when I was a teen. The clown in question was a Shriner. He was passing out Bazooka bubble gum. He looked like phag clown that would blow Boozo and ask for a reach around and then throw a ping pong ball six feet away. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gladiators 1,913 Posted September 30, 2016 Never look a clown in the eyes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,312 Posted September 30, 2016 Never look a clown in the eyes. I think you mean never look a gift clown in the mouth. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,563 Posted September 30, 2016 Send them in Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
beercat 5 Posted September 30, 2016 Local school closed today due to clown threat. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Reality 2,711 Posted September 30, 2016 Hate clowns. Hate them with a passion. Dropped a hit of acid one night. Tripping bawls. Was at a Mardi Gras parade when I was a teen. The clown in question was a Shriner. He was passing out Bazooka bubble gum. He looked like phag clown that would blow Boozo and ask for a reach around and then throw a ping pong ball six feet away. Same but, without the acid and Mardi Gras. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cmh6476 778 Posted September 30, 2016 Local school closed today due to clown threat.my kids don't get recess. There was a local tweet saying kids and teachers would be kidnapped/ murdered leaving school. My wife and mom are both educators. Wtf is wrong with people? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Djgb13 2,338 Posted September 30, 2016 Oh so NOW yall wanna take the clowns serious Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,563 Posted September 30, 2016 I heard a report saying 15 clowns were just spotted Packed in one little car 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hoytdwow 202 Posted September 30, 2016 clownpenis.fart Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,563 Posted September 30, 2016 Thought this was another trump thread 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RLLD 3,553 Posted September 30, 2016 Not a fan of clowns...... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mookz 1,289 Posted September 30, 2016 Uh, more like "Clown treat", because could there be anything more delightful? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,563 Posted September 30, 2016 These clowns should be consider dangerous and possibly armed With squirting flowers and buckets of confetti Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kilroy69 1,027 Posted October 1, 2016 I don't understand this. Doing this is stupid. If you do this and someone kills you no one is going to convict them. You are a grown person trying to scare people. Some of who are probably armed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vuduchile 1,941 Posted October 2, 2016 If a gang of clowns attacks me, I'm goin' for the juggler. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RaiderHaters Revenge 3,661 Posted October 2, 2016 Wtf is this?? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the s is ilent 69 Posted October 2, 2016 Halloween is going to be a nightmare. Rouge clowns mingle undetected with trick or treaters. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kilroy69 1,027 Posted October 3, 2016 I don't even think this is a good time to beva clown for Halloween. I mean a lot of people find clowns creepy anyways and in these days of heightened clown activity it's a bad idea. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frank 2,167 Posted October 3, 2016 If a gang of clowns attacks me, I'm goin' for the juggler. That's pretty good right there. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 832 Posted October 3, 2016 Jugglers are clowns ?? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cloaca du jour 2,083 Posted October 3, 2016 I was going to eat a clown but it tasted funny. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Marshall 98 Posted October 3, 2016 BEWARE! A warning from a man with sad experience: "To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where this started and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus, and a clown killed my dad." ~Jack Handey I believe him, as I had an eerily similar experience as a kid. My parents (for reasons that I am still reluctant to fully understand) took me to the Oakland Coliseum for a 'surprise'. Once inside with the doors shut, I don't recall seeing them again for a loooooong time. I didn't notice where they went or what happened to them, because I was transfixed in horror when I realized that I was trapped in a huge, dark tomb with about 40 or 59 or 100 clowns interspersed throughout a crowd of screaming children. I felt entirely fortunate to escape with my life that nightmarish day - although the emotional scars appear to be permanent. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,682 Posted October 3, 2016 If a gang of clowns attacks me, I'm goin' for the juggler. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,682 Posted October 3, 2016 Man, they creep me out - a dude who wears makeup, has huge feet and wears crazy clothes. - I mean, of course, Kaitlyn Jenner. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tanatastic 2,061 Posted October 3, 2016 Its fine, we have it mostly contained here at the GC. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kopy 496 Posted October 4, 2016 How come no hot chicks ever dress up like a clown? It's always some creepy looking f0ck. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gladiators 1,913 Posted October 4, 2016 Probably for the same reason no hot chicks drive around ice cream trucks. Jim Rome's take on Ice Cream Truck guy is hilarious... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RaiderHaters Revenge 3,661 Posted October 4, 2016 Probably for the same reason no hot chicks drive around ice cream trucks. Jim Rome's take on Ice Cream Truck guy is hilarious... Jim Rome and hilarious in the same sentence isn't possible Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gladiators 1,913 Posted October 4, 2016 Jim Rome and hilarious in the same sentence isn't possible Have you listened to it? He has a few really funny takes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RaiderHaters Revenge 3,661 Posted October 4, 2016 Have you listened to it? He has a few really funny takes. I haven't listened to Rome since like 98 I am sure in 20 years hes said a few funny things, not likely many. Maybe what 1 a year over 20 years, yet he still has that stupid gig. Whats even worse is when Jay Mohr, who I used to like starts acting like him too Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RaiderHaters Revenge 3,661 Posted October 4, 2016 not funny in the slightest sorry Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gladiators 1,913 Posted October 4, 2016 No need to apologize. I found it hilarious when I first heard it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 832 Posted October 4, 2016 Is this a promotion for remake Stephen Kings IT ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tanatastic 2,061 Posted October 4, 2016 How come no hot chicks ever dress up like a clown? It's always some creepy looking f0ck. Harley Quinn is about the only one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frank 2,167 Posted October 4, 2016 Have you listened to it? He has a few really funny takes. His overuse of the word "take" is one of the many reasons I want to punch him in the face. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,731 Posted October 4, 2016 What month is it? oh. nothing to see here Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kilroy69 1,027 Posted October 5, 2016 Jim Rome and hilarious in the same sentence isn't possible I support this statement. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
