Strike 4,097 Posted June 15, 2017 Who's mom would it be? No wimmin's mom's. Too easy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frozenbeernuts 1,653 Posted June 15, 2017 Yours. Duh Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,312 Posted June 15, 2017 I'd have to go with 90's mom. The rest of us are old. She has the best odds of not being 80. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,682 Posted June 15, 2017 So, by "do" , do you mean 'impersonate'. ? Â Like: "I can do a great Regis Philbin!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Djgb13 2,338 Posted June 15, 2017 I'd have to go with 90's mom. The rest of us are old. She has the best odds of not being 80. I mean....i can't fault that logic. However, I've seen some old broads keep it tight into their elder years that I would prob lay the hammer down on. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Filthy Fernadez 2,696 Posted June 15, 2017 wiff's easily. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Strike 4,097 Posted June 15, 2017 So, by "do" , do you mean 'impersonate'. ? Â Like: "I can do a great Regis Philbin!" Â If you don't know what is meant by "do someone's mom" in the Geek Club this may not be the forum for you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cbfalcon 824 Posted June 15, 2017 We got any known asians here? Riceman still count? The asians age well. Plus there is the lay across them sideways novelty factor. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
parrot 789 Posted June 15, 2017 I'm going to roll the dice and say Bigtraine. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 1,955 Posted June 15, 2017 wiff's easily. Â She wouldn't remember it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Filthy Fernadez 2,696 Posted June 15, 2017 Â She wouldn't remember it. It'd be fun reading the 4 page rant about me azzfocking her then swift donkey punch. Â Might end as a pinned thread. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
parrot 789 Posted June 15, 2017 Â She wouldn't remember it. Â Let's be honest, that's probably true of just about everyone's... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Filthy Fernadez 2,696 Posted June 15, 2017 The asians age well. You focking joking?!! Â At 30 the a$$ goes and the face looks like an unmade bed. Â Peenie's mom if we're going with age well. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tanatastic 2,061 Posted June 15, 2017 Easy, pick the youngest guys mom. I'd do the mom of anyone in their 20s sight unseen. I'll go with Digbys mom. He's already pretty as it is, so his mom has to be bangable compared to most of the scabs here. 2nd choice would be 90scrybabys mom, she can't be older than 55, I'm down. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NewbieJr 541 Posted June 15, 2017 Easy, pick the youngest guys mom. I'd do the mom of anyone in their 20s sight unseen. I'll go with Digbys mom. He's already pretty as it is, so his mom has to be bangable compared to most of the scabs here. 2nd choice would be 90scrybabys mom, she can't be older than 55, I'm down. I don't know. I heard that Digby's mom sustained a lot of dark spots/sun damage while sitting in the bleachers watching his ascent to major league baseball. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iam90sbaby 2,150 Posted June 15, 2017 I'd have to go with 90's mom. The rest of us are old. She has the best odds of not being 80. Â Easy, pick the youngest guys mom. I'd do the mom of anyone in their 20s sight unseen. I'll go with Digbys mom. He's already pretty as it is, so his mom has to be bangable compared to most of the scabs here. 2nd choice would be 90scrybabys mom, she can't be older than 55, I'm down. Â My moms 47 and use to do modeling for Tommy Hilfiger in the 90s. Also, fock you guys. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,312 Posted June 15, 2017 Â Â My moms 47 and use to do modeling for Tommy Hilfiger in the 90s. Also, fock you guys. How do you feel about calling me daddy? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NewbieJr 541 Posted June 15, 2017 Â Â My moms 47 and use to do modeling for Tommy Hilfiger in the 90s. Also, fock you guys. Is she seeing anyone? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mmmmm...beer 692 Posted June 15, 2017 Â Â My moms 47 and use to do modeling for Tommy Hilfiger in the 90s. Also, fock you guys. Link her facebook son. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
penultimatestraw 473 Posted June 15, 2017 You focking joking?!! Â At 30 the a$$ goes and the face looks like an unmade bed. Â Peenie's mom if we're going with age well. You couldn't be more wrong. Asians stay attractive into their 40s-50s. http://imgur.com/gallery/OcRKK Â Blacks also age well, but it's much more difficult to find one that is attractive in the first place. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iam90sbaby 2,150 Posted June 15, 2017 Â Â My moms 47 and use to do modeling for Tommy Hilfiger in the 90s. Also, fock you guys. Â Â I'm going to regret this. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mobb_deep 919 Posted June 15, 2017 iam90sbaby's mom is old enough to be my wife. Â ETA: Is this her? https://twitter.com/iam90sbaby Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bandrus1 413 Posted June 15, 2017 My moms 47 and use to do modeling for Tommy Hilfiger in the 90s. Also, fock you guys. Iv read some bs in my time but this takes the cake Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mmmmm...beer 692 Posted June 15, 2017 Can you imagine how bored legenday it would be for one of the boys to hook up 90's babys Mah IRL? Â Holy moly... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tanatastic 2,061 Posted June 15, 2017 You couldn't be more wrong. Asians stay attractive into their 40s-50s. http://imgur.com/gallery/OcRKK Â Blacks also age well, but it's much more difficult to find one that is attractive in the first place. Yep, they age extremely well into their 50s, it's a well known thing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iam90sbaby 2,150 Posted June 15, 2017 Iv read some bs in my time but this takes the cake  I read a study one time and in a nutshell it basically said that people who call others liars about these sorts of things its actually an underlining issue in themselves as they can't fathom it because their own life is so uninteresting.  Its not like she was famous or anything. She went to college and did some modeling for Tommy Hilfiger on the side, met my dad in college and never worked. You know how many girls/women have done modeling for TH? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,312 Posted June 15, 2017 Can you imagine how bored legenday it would be for one of the boys to hook up 90's babys Mah IRL? Â Holy moly... What are you doing dear? Â Nothing ma, just talking to my friends online. Â About what, sweety? Â How they want to have sex with you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NewbieJr 541 Posted June 15, 2017 Â I read a study one time and in a nutshell it basically said that people who call others liars about these sorts of things its actually an underlining issue in themselves as they can't fathom it because their own life is so uninteresting. Â Â Now this I believe. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mmmmm...beer 692 Posted June 15, 2017 What are you doing dear? Â Nothing ma, just talking to my friends online. Â About what, sweety? Â How they want to have sex with you. Baby I don't know why your so upset. Shots really is a very nice man. You just need to give him a chance. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iam90sbaby 2,150 Posted June 15, 2017 iam90sbaby's mom is old enough to be my wife.  ETA: Is this her? https://twitter.com/iam90sbaby  No it isn't. I wonder how much I would have to pay her to let me have that s/n. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iam90sbaby 2,150 Posted June 15, 2017 Now this I believe. Â Truer words have never been spoken. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mobb_deep 919 Posted June 15, 2017 My grandma was Miss North Carolina in 1944. She's dead, but if anyone is into that type of stuff... Â http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/latimes/obituary.aspx?pid=176862941 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RaiderHaters Revenge 3,661 Posted June 15, 2017 You couldn't be more wrong. Asians stay attractive into their 40s-50s. http://imgur.com/gallery/OcRKK Â Blacks also age well, but it's much more difficult to find one that is attractive in the first place. That's not very progressive of you Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,682 Posted June 15, 2017 Â I read a study one time Yeah, this is where you lost me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,415 Posted June 15, 2017 Â Â I'm going to regret this. Â Yep. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,415 Posted June 15, 2017 Also, can size? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
penultimatestraw 473 Posted June 15, 2017 Â I read a study one time and in a nutshell it basically said that people who call others liars about these sorts of things its actually an underlining issue in themselves as they can't fathom it because their own life is so uninteresting. Â Its not like she was famous or anything. She went to college and did some modeling for Tommy Hilfiger on the side, met my dad in college and never worked. You know how many girls/women have done modeling for TH? Don't show tanatastic that study. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 1,955 Posted June 15, 2017 Â I read a study one time and in a nutshell it basically said that people who call others liars about these sorts of things its actually an underlining issue in themselves as they can't fathom it because their own life is so uninteresting. Â Â Â This couldn't be more true. I feel sorry for them even though it's their own fault. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
penultimatestraw 473 Posted June 15, 2017 That's not very progressive of you I'm not attracted to fat or handicapped people either. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites