vuduchile 1,945 Posted October 27, 2017 They were well prepared, but this had to be pretty maddening. Cool real life adventure story with a happy ending. https://www.yahoo.com/gma/shark-attacks-major-storms-2-mariners-share-5-101200640--abc-news-topstories.html Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cruzer 1,995 Posted October 27, 2017 5 months at sea? I bet their junk stunk - no wonder the sharks wouldn't eat them. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Djgb13 2,339 Posted October 27, 2017 I've thought about buying a sailing boat later on in life to do just that: sail to exotic places like Tahiti. But getting lost at sea with storms and shark attacks has always made me think "maybe I should just fly to those places instead" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,087 Posted October 27, 2017 Happy ending? Who got the blowjob? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vuduchile 1,945 Posted October 27, 2017 I've thought about buying a sailing boat later on in life to do just that: sail to exotic places like Tahiti. But getting lost at sea with storms and shark attacks has always made me think "maybe I should just fly to those places instead" This is really funny if you read it with a Forrest Gump accent. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Djgb13 2,339 Posted October 27, 2017 This is really funny if you read it with a Forrest Gump accent. Probably. But then again I can see why you would get upset over the prospect of someone younger than you thinking about buying a sailboat to sail to exotic locations like that when you can't even do that yourself at your age Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vuduchile 1,945 Posted October 27, 2017 Probably. But then again I can see why you would get upset over the prospect of someone younger than you thinking about buying a sailboat to sail to exotic locations like that when you can't even do that yourself at your age Sailin boat Shrimpin boat Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alias Detective 1,404 Posted October 27, 2017 They were well prepared, but this had to be pretty maddening. Cool real life adventure story with a happy ending. https://www.yahoo.com/gma/shark-attacks-major-storms-2-mariners-share-5-101200640--abc-news-topstories.html I call them idiots. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Djgb13 2,339 Posted October 27, 2017 Sailin boat Shrimpin boat *Sailboat HTH Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frank 2,307 Posted October 27, 2017 *Sailboat HTH It's not a schooner, it's a sailboat. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Djgb13 2,339 Posted October 27, 2017 It's not a schooner, it's a sailboat. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vuduchile 1,945 Posted October 27, 2017 *Sailboat HTH Doctor Job Box 'a chocolates Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
parrot 789 Posted October 27, 2017 5 months at sea? I bet their junk stunk - no wonder the sharks wouldn't eat them. We're never gonna get that smell out of the ocean. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Djgb13 2,339 Posted October 27, 2017 Doctor Job Box 'a chocolates Sure bro. Good to know that even though I'm in my 20s I act more mature than someone in their 40s/50s 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,087 Posted October 27, 2017 It's not a schooner, it's a sailboat. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
supermike80 1,922 Posted October 27, 2017 5 months at sea? I bet their junk stunk - no wonder the sharks wouldn't eat them. I would think opposite . Pure fish smell. Like chum Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vuduchile 1,945 Posted October 27, 2017 It's not a schooner, it's a sailboat. It's a sailin' boat Bubba! Wait til I tell lewtenant Dayin. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cloaca du jour 2,150 Posted October 28, 2017 Two women... sharks came every 28 days. They had two dogs with them also... Imagine having a video camera on that boat. Dogs were smiling and both women had scratches on their backs Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,446 Posted October 28, 2017 Happy ending? Who got the blowjob? The blow fish. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RaiderHaters Revenge 4,356 Posted October 28, 2017 You know I'm no sailor or nothing but I think if I was lost at sea in a boat for 5 months I could find land in that time. Of course they were women so that explains their sense of no direction. My wife couldn't even direct you east at sun up Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MTSkiBum 1,620 Posted October 28, 2017 Gotta have an iridium sat messenger and an epirb. They were not prepared. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
naomi 356 Posted October 28, 2017 You know I'm no sailor or nothing but I think if I was lost at sea in a boat for 5 months I could find land in that time. Apparently (getting this from a youtube comment) "their sail malfunctioned in a way that it only let them sail in 4 knots." (4.6 mph) Based on what they had to eat - oatmeal, pasta, nuts, dried fruit and rice, and most accounts say they had been eating "oatmeal and pasta," I would expect the brunette woman to look thinner. I don't understand how she could look like this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vuduchile 1,945 Posted October 28, 2017 Apparently (getting this from a youtube comment) "their sail malfunctioned in a way that it only let them sail in 4 knots." (4.6 mph) Based on what they had to eat - oatmeal, pasta, nuts, dried fruit and rice, and most accounts say they had been eating "oatmeal and pasta," I would expect the brunette woman to look thinner. I don't understand how she could look like this She was eating red snapper daily. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RaiderHaters Revenge 4,356 Posted October 28, 2017 they also got attacked daily by schools of 30 ft sharks Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mookz 1,349 Posted October 29, 2017 they also got attacked daily by schools of 30 ft sharks Good thing they were on a boat. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RaiderHaters Revenge 4,356 Posted October 29, 2017 Good thing they were on a boat. The thing is they weren't. This whole thing is like the greatest fisherman story ever told Great whites are considered the largest predatory sharks (attacking) and grow up to 20 feet and also are not pack sharks Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SenatorRock 708 Posted October 29, 2017 Apparently (getting this from a youtube comment) "their sail malfunctioned in a way that it only let them sail in 4 knots." (4.6 mph) Based on what they had to eat - oatmeal, pasta, nuts, dried fruit and rice, and most accounts say they had been eating "oatmeal and pasta," I would expect the brunette woman to look thinner. I don't understand how she could look like this Too bad that pic wasn't posted in the OP, I could've have saved the 2 minutes it took to read this thread. I was expecting them to look like the girls from Delos: https://svdelos.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/DSC_0096-copy-1024x576.jpg Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mookz 1,349 Posted October 30, 2017 Apparently (getting this from a youtube comment) "their sail malfunctioned in a way that it only let them sail in 4 knots." (4.6 mph) Based on what they had to eat - oatmeal, pasta, nuts, dried fruit and rice, and most accounts say they had been eating "oatmeal and pasta," I would expect the brunette woman to look thinner. I don't understand how she could look like this St. Elistan and Vinnie Tortorich will tell you that's the exact recipe for staying fat. The thing is they weren't. This whole thing is like the greatest fisherman story ever told Great whites are considered the largest predatory sharks (attacking) and grow up to 20 feet and also are not pack sharks I bet they also know the truth behind the Las Vegas shooting. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
porkbutt 893 Posted October 30, 2017 Gotta have an iridium sat messenger and an epirb. They were not prepared. this!!!!! epirb #1. that alone will save your life. we have 2. won't go offshore on any boat without one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cruzer 1,995 Posted October 30, 2017 One things for sure, these two are milking the shiit out of the attention. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
avoiding injuries 1,588 Posted October 30, 2017 In case anyone was feeling sorry for them, they're planning to do the trip again next year. Idiots Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
naomi 356 Posted October 31, 2017 One things for sure, these two are milking the shiit out of the attention. The blonde woman built the boat. She's also a businesswoman. I sliiiiiiiiiiiightly wonder if this was a business venture. Maybe her friend is not thinner because, opting to be AWOL for that long, they brought satisfying enough of food along. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tanatastic 2,062 Posted October 31, 2017 As usual, this story is bogus and they were lying. Article came out about all the inconsistencies in their story and things that dont add up. They had an emergency beacon that they just chose not to activate. Hey said they were in a storm that the weather people say didnt happen, lots of other things that dont add up, you can google the story. Here it is. https://www.yahoo.com/news/apnewsbreak-lost-sailors-did-not-014055155.html Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,790 Posted October 31, 2017 As usual, this story is bogus and they were lying. Article came out about all the inconsistencies in their story and things that dont add up. They had an emergency beacon that they just chose not to activate. Hey said they were in a storm that the weather people say didnt happen, lots of other things that dont add up, you can google the story. Damn it! There's like 57 women who still want to sign up to say me too! I was lost on a boat in the ocean too, look at me! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vuduchile 1,945 Posted October 31, 2017 As usual, this story is bogus and they were lying. Article came out about all the inconsistencies in their story and things that dont add up. They had an emergency beacon that they just chose not to activate. Hey said they were in a storm that the weather people say didnt happen, lots of other things that dont add up, you can google the story. Here it is. https://www.yahoo.com/news/apnewsbreak-lost-sailors-did-not-014055155.html Focking fakes! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cyclone24 1,913 Posted October 31, 2017 As usual, this story is bogus and they were lying. Article came out about all the inconsistencies in their story and things that dont add up. They had an emergency beacon that they just chose not to activate. Hey said they were in a storm that the weather people say didnt happen, lots of other things that dont add up, you can google the story. Here it is. https://www.yahoo.com/news/apnewsbreak-lost-sailors-did-not-014055155.html When they said they had a years supply of food my alarms went off. Youre making a relatively short sail and you need a years worth of food? That thing must have been packed to the gills. Funny they wont even make it home and their story has blown up. Cancel your Ellen show appearance fuckin whoores. Why do we let wimmen past 8th grade anyway. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Filthy Fernadez 2,696 Posted October 31, 2017 You could tell by cursory glance that they weren't out there that long. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 6,601 Posted October 31, 2017 What if Digby, Bunny and GFIAFP were lost at sea together? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vuduchile 1,945 Posted October 31, 2017 What if Digby, Bunny and GFIAFP were lost at sea together? I dunno, but it would be quite a story. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
