Handicapped stalls in the bathroom

[kilroy69 1,273]

F that. So you're saying it should ONLY be used by handicapped? Sorry about your dad, but I don;t agree with this. Of course if I see a handicapped person I wouldn't even consider it, but I don't think it should be there ONLY for Handicapped people.

If you are in a bathroom that is BUSY and you think for a focking second that a handicapped person might need it.....use the next in line.

[fandandy 3,314]

What if you really HAVE to go? Does nearly crapping your britches take precedence over the gimp or does he still win? It's like an imaginary game of rock sh!t retard. What are the rules exactly?

[edjr 7,034]

HANDICAPABLE

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

Does setting matter?

 

Like if you're in a public place, I can see it worse to use it.

 

But if you're in your office, and you know nobody on the floor is handicapped... big deal?

[Mookz 1,388]

The best thing about where I work is one of the bathrooms. It's down on the first floor, you walk through the break room, through another little buffer hallway where the maintenance room is, and back into a spacious bathroom that includes lockers and a shower. Turn right and pass the shower, and there's the terlit back in the corner, right underneath a phart fan. It's the absolute most privacy you could ever ask for.

[NorthernVike 2,100]

The best thing about where I work is one of the bathrooms. It's down on the first floor, you walk through the break room, through another little buffer hallway where the maintenance room is, and back into a spacious bathroom that includes lockers and a shower. Turn right and pass the shower, and there's the terlit back in the corner, right underneath a phart fan. It's the absolute most privacy you could ever ask for.

 

 

That's were edjr jacks offt.

[bandrus1 413]

Ok, so if nobody is around, you use handicapped parking. But if you see a car with a wheelchair lift in the parking lot, you use the normal spots.

 

This is your logic. You might be retarded, yourself.

That's a lovely false equivalence... ever consider being a republican?

[Mookz 1,388]

 

 

That's were edjr jacks offt.

 

You'd be crazy not to do it there.

[NorthernVike 2,100]

 

You'd be crazy not to do it there.

You two can hold hands at the same time.

[Kanil 521]

There's a specific bathroom in the building that was too small for a regular stall + a handicap stall. Instead of putting two regular stalls in, they put one handicap stall and shrunk the size of the second stall. I use the small stall for two reasons:

 

1 - That end of the building is where the HR area is and there are only like 3 guys that would use that bathroom

2 - All 3 of them are big guys that would either not fit or feel cramped in that little stall.

 

It's definitely the least used stall in the building. I'm probably the only one that uses it most days.

[Kanil 521]

As for using handicapped stalls, my rule is this:

 

If there's a non-handicapped stall available, you should use it. If all of the other stalls are taken, the handicrapper is fair game.

[Kanil 521]

I have a different view on this. My dad was sprayed heavily in vietnam with agent orange. Because of that he developed M.S. and was confined to a wheelchair. There are 2 things in this world that pisss me off more than anything in the world. People who park in handicapped spots and people who use the handicapped stall. Dude. It's there for THEM to use. Do YOU have to worry about fitting a focking wheelchair into the stall? Do you have to slide to the toilet using only your upper body? If not fock off and use the regular ones like the rest of us. Prickk.

 

Just to make sure I'm clear. Are you saying that if there were two stalls, 1 handicapped and 1 non-handicapped, and 5 non-handicapped people needed to poop, they should all stand in line and wait for the one stall, leaving the handicapped one open/unused?

[5-Points 3,838]

What if you really HAVE to go? Does nearly crapping your britches take precedence over the gimp or does he still win? It's like an imaginary game of rock sh!t retard. What are the rules exactly?

What if the handicapped person is also almost chitting their pants? What if that person couldn't get themself out of their wheelchair and needed help getting out of the chair, getting their pants pulled down and being sat on the chitter?

 

Focksticks with no comprehension of what disabled people go through annoy the fock outa me.

 

Fat and lazy ain't a handicap shitforbrains.

[fandandy 3,314]

What if the handicapped person is also almost chitting their pants? What if that person couldn't get themself out of their wheelchair and needed help getting out of the chair, getting their pants pulled down and being sat on the chitter?

 

Focksticks with no comprehension of what disabled people go through annoy the fock outa me.

 

Fat and lazy ain't a handicap shitforbrains.

First come first served. Shoulda rolled a little quicker there, Gimpy.

[fandandy 3,314]

Also, nine times out of ten when I see someone in a wheelchair or riding one of those motorized carts around it's because they're fat.

 

Stop being fat and you'd have like 14 other stalls to choose from.

[Mungwater 601]

If a handicapped person is in there, I'll just pull an ac slater and go with them.

[patweisers44 873]

If a handicapped person is in there, I'll just pull an ac slater and go with them.

Hot!!

[Mungwater 601]

Hot!!

If they're like Kilroys dad, I also thank them for their service

[jerryskids 7,195]

As for using handicapped stalls, my rule is this:

 

If there's a non-handicapped stall available, you should use it. If all of the other stalls are taken, the handicrapper is fair game.

 

This. If there is only the handicrapper left, that's what I use. What, I should stand there pinching my sphincter because some cripple MIGHT need it?

 

I wish there was a similar way to do parking spots, but it isn't clear.

 

Parking, don't get me started... My local Ace has at least 4 HC spots. Because you know, 4 people who can't use their legs may need to get stuff for their home improvement projects at the same time?

[IGotWorms 4,063]

Also, nine times out of ten when I see someone in a wheelchair or riding one of those motorized carts around it's because they're fat.

 

Stop being fat and you'd have like 14 other stalls to choose from.

Definitely the case at Walmart

[fandandy 3,314]

Definitely the case at Walmart

Right, and full disclosure I would basically have to have Ebola before I'd sh!t in a public restroom, and if I did I wouldn't use the handicapped stall, unless of course, Ebola and all and I'm bleeding out.

 

I don't even like peeing in a public restroom. Standing in a puddle of urine and counting the pubes on the urinal. So gross. I'll hold it.

[Djgb13 2,339]

Ok, so if nobody is around, you use handicapped parking. But if you see a car with a wheelchair lift in the parking lot, you use the normal spots.

 

This is your logic. You might be retarded, yourself.

Dumb logic. Especially when there are plenty of more parking spaces whereas theres only 1-2 bathroom stalls. Add to the fact that its not illegal. Its there for convenience. Im using the handicapped stall when I go in if its the cleanest. If theres a handicapped person around then of course they get it. No one around? Im using it. Sorry not sorry

[iam90sbaby 2,727]

Am I the only one that absolutely will not sh!t in a public restroom?

[mobb_deep 921]

Huge surprise that 99% of the bored republicans only care about themselves and whatever weird fecal fears they have in this scenario. At least you guys are consistent.

[Djgb13 2,339]

Am I the only one that absolutely will not sh!t in a public restroom?

I dont if I can help it. However, push comes to shove Im dropping the bomb

[fandandy 3,314]

Huge surprise that 99% of the bored republicans only care about themselves and whatever weird fecal fears they have in this scenario. At least you guys are consistent.

And that the bored dumbocrat would prefer to poop his pants than risk offending a phantom minority who is in aisle 17 buying more cookies.

[mobb_deep 921]

And that the bored dumbocrat would prefer to poop his pants than risk offending a phantom minority who is in aisle 17 buying more cookies.

 

I don't have problems with incontinence. You might want to get that checked out though. You probably have hemorrhoids or fissures. Are you a practicing homosexual?

[listen2me 23 1,967]

Am I the only one that absolutely will not sh!t in a public restroom?

 

No I was wondering the same thing. I will if I have to. But I don't run into this handicap poop spot problem enough to really have an opinion on this.

[Hardcore troubadour 16,042]

And I'm not even involved in this mess. I only wish I cared. But Mobb making it political is awesome. Good job man.

[IGotWorms 4,063]

Am I the only one that absolutely will not sh!t in a public restroom?

I prefer not to but sometimes you have no choice. Are you a shut-in or something?

 

Between this and the bitcoin thread Im beginning to develop the image of a 350 pound man who never leaves the computer in his mothers basement

[Strike 6,032]

Am I the only one that absolutely will not sh!t in a public restroom?

 

I've never understood this. Unless it's disgustingly dirty I just don't care that much. I'm really not worried about getting the AIDS from sitting on the same seat as some stranger.

[Djgb13 2,339]

 

I've never understood this. Unless it's disgustingly dirty I just don't care that much. I'm really not worried about getting the AIDS from sitting on the same seat as some stranger.

You can actually catch stuff from sitting on a toilet seat. Thats why I always wipe it first then put toilet paper down so my ass doesnt touch.

[Strike 6,032]

You can actually catch stuff from sitting on a toilet seat. Thats why I always wipe it first then put toilet paper down so my ass doesnt touch.

 

I'm sure you can. I said I'm not worried about it.

[NorthernVike 2,100]

Why don't we just ask Gary?

[mobb_deep 921]

You can actually catch stuff from sitting on a toilet seat. Thats why I always wipe it first then put toilet paper down so my ass doesnt touch.

 

You're more likely to catch something from your cell phone or a dollar bill.

[mobb_deep 921]

Why don't we just ask Gary?

 

Or crackattack.

[NorthernVike 2,100]

Gocolts, you're wanted in crapper 6.

[NorthernVike 2,100]

 

Or crackattack.

He's not handicapped, he's handicappable. He only lost one leg and it wasn't the middle one.

[iam90sbaby 2,727]

I prefer not to but sometimes you have no choice. Are you a shut-in or something?

 

Between this and the bitcoin thread Im beginning to develop the image of a 350 pound man who never leaves the computer in his mothers basement

 

You're trying way to hard man.

 

 

HT can you scare this fool off again for a few months?

[penultimatestraw 473]

Yup.

 

Fact is its a bad look to use the handicap stall. Unless youve got kids with you or something.

 

Now if its the last stall available you can maybe use it but of course when youre done other stalls will now appear free so heaven help you if gocolts is parked there waiting on you

Is being a parent a handicap?