Hardcore troubadour 12,799 Posted December 17, 2017 What is something that someone whose elbows have a larger circumference than their biceps would say for $500, Alex? Lol. And a Fedora. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bad Santa 24 Posted December 18, 2017 what's wrong with avodado on toast? Got me? But i'm not familiar with a lot of ghey slang for sex acts. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peenie 1,696 Posted December 18, 2017 Or avocado like we've been eating it, on nachos. Avocado toast is so pretentious. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peenie 1,696 Posted December 18, 2017 Google appears to have hijacked my cell now. I'm getting ads popping up in front of my home screen, and I have to 'x' them out before I can proceed. I can't find the focking source of this and it's driving me nucking futs. Your cell phone too???!! If you discover how to get rid of them let me know. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gladiators 1,906 Posted December 18, 2017 Google appears to have hijacked my cell now. I'm getting ads popping up in front of my home screen, and I have to 'x' them out before I can proceed. I can't find the focking source of this and it's driving me nucking futs. Â Thanks a lot FCC. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,311 Posted December 18, 2017 Google appears to have hijacked my cell now. I'm getting ads popping up in front of my home screen, and I have to 'x' them out before I can proceed. I can't find the focking source of this and it's driving me nucking futs. Maybe a malicious app? https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.ubqsoft.sec01&hl=en Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,657 Posted December 18, 2017 what's wrong with avodado on toast? In principle, nothing. But much like craft beer and Artisan this and Artisan that, anything the Millennials hijack is immediately disliked by anyone who isn't a millennial. Â I mean for fucksake, it's fine. But there's a ton of stuff you can spread on bread like apple butter which is actually very good for you and isn't actually butter. Â I figure we are give or take 37 days away from McDonald's offering it for breakfast and the price of avocados soaring to $12 a piece in the grocery store. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bert 1,099 Posted December 18, 2017 In principle, nothing. But much like craft beer and Artisan this and Artisan that, anything the Millennials hijack is immediately disliked by anyone who isn't a millennial. Â I mean for fucksake, it's fine. But there's a ton of stuff you can spread on bread like apple butter which is actually very good for you and isn't actually butter. Â I figure we are give or take 37 days away from McDonald's offering it for breakfast and the price of avocados soaring to $12 a piece in the grocery store. Â Just like skirt steak. A cheap, tasty cut of meat until the damn gringos discovered "fajitas". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IMMensaMind 460 Posted December 18, 2017 The stupid rule where a ball in control that breaks the plane isn't automatically a TD. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MTSkiBum 1,600 Posted December 18, 2017 I figure we are give or take 37 days away from McDonald's offering it for breakfast and the price of avocados soaring to $12 a piece in the grocery store. I grow my own avacado's, there are a couple strains that grow on the south side of houston. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vuduchile 1,941 Posted December 18, 2017 Or avocado like we've been eating it, on nachos. Avocado toast is so pretentious. Not pretentious at all if you like avacados and dont have chips in the house. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cruzer 1,993 Posted December 18, 2017 I'll gladly take all the cilantro and avocado spread you boys and girls don't want. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,657 Posted December 18, 2017 Â Just like skirt steak. A cheap, tasty cut of meat until the damn gringos discovered "fajitas". Frick, Tilapia used to be my 'go to'. A cheap-ass farm-raised trash fish. I'd get it for 1.89/lb. Half that on a good day. Â Then... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
penultimatestraw 473 Posted December 18, 2017 Not pretentious at all if you like avacados and dont have chips in the house. What's pretentious about it? Guacamole is great, but requires more ingredients besides chips. Avocado + bread is a simple snack. So is plain avo. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ROCKFORD 134 Posted December 19, 2017 a friend of mine went to barns & noble to look thru the women's fitness mags. Â he told me, every one has at least 7 different receipe or ads with avodados in the pics. Â yes, they are overplayed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,311 Posted December 19, 2017 Creepy dudes who look through women's fitness magazines at Barnes and Noble. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gladiators 1,906 Posted December 19, 2017 Creepy dudes who look through women's fitness magazines at Barnes and Noble. Leave Wiff out of this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vuduchile 1,941 Posted December 19, 2017 What's pretentious about it? Guacamole is great, but requires more ingredients besides chips. Avocado + bread is a simple snack. So is plain avo. Not pretentious at all. A grainy piece of toast is a healthier guac vehicle than a greasy chip. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
supermike80 1,304 Posted December 19, 2017 a friend of mine went to barns & noble to look thru the women's fitness mags. Â he told me, every one has at least 7 different receipe or ads with avodados in the pics. Â yes, they are overplayed. "A friend " Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted December 19, 2017 Not pretentious at all. A grainy piece of toast is a healthier guac vehicle than a greasy chip. I think she meant serving it at a childs birthday party was pretentious, not eating it at all. Â Im picturing some stepford bot walking around saying things like I never let the kids eat hot dogs or juice boxes, to many nitrates and sugar. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,657 Posted December 19, 2017 Yep. Skip the toast. Can't even count how many avocados I've eaten with nothing more than a knife salt and some lemon juice. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,657 Posted December 19, 2017 True story. I Heard the other day that food witch doctors created the seedless avocado because so many of the snowflakes were cutting themselves on the pit. Apparently you can eat the things skin and all . Â basically it's a pickle. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ROCKFORD 134 Posted December 19, 2017 I think she meant serving it at a childs birthday party was pretentious  not if you cut the crust off. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kilroy69 1,011 Posted December 19, 2017 Any oath property. Yahoo. Hello giggles. Huffpo. All of them. Get rid of it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Filthy Fernadez 2,696 Posted December 19, 2017 'This needs to disappear' **zip** Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tanatastic 2,061 Posted December 20, 2017 Yep. Skip the toast. Can't even count how many avocados I've eaten with nothing more than a knife salt and some lemon juice. Delicious. Dice it in the shell, squeeze the lemon and good to go. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TommyGavin 790 Posted December 20, 2017 "A friend " Which he has none of. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bad Santa 24 Posted December 20, 2017 Creepy dudes who look through women's fitness magazines at Barnes and Noble. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cruzer 1,993 Posted December 21, 2017 Focking tollways. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ROCKFORD 134 Posted December 24, 2017 i herd a christmas rap song today. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IMMensaMind 460 Posted December 24, 2017 The thread asking about crotches. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vuduchile 1,941 Posted December 24, 2017 People turning nouns into verbs  Some dumbass posted on FB:  Well, I have cakepopped well today.   Also. Saying because ________ to explain something.  As in:  This place suck because Newbie. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
penultimatestraw 473 Posted December 24, 2017 And corporate types who use "the ask" instead of expectation, generally when explaining some inane new policy. People turning nouns into verbs  Some dumbass posted on FB:  Well, I have cakepopped well today. Turning verbs into nouns, and vice versa, are equally annoying. What's a cakepop? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
naomi 347 Posted December 24, 2017 And corporate types who use "the ask" instead of expectation, generally when explaining some inane new policy. Wow, I've never heard of this. Wish I hadn't. People Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
naomi 347 Posted December 24, 2017 People turning nouns into verbs  Some dumbass posted on FB:  Well, I have cakepopped well today. "Adulting" is the worst.  It's commentary on itself though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
penultimatestraw 473 Posted December 24, 2017 Wow, I've never heard of this. Wish I hadn't. People I hadn’t until just recently. But the last three employed physician meetings used it, including two with annoying consultants telling us how to do our job (something else that needs to disappear), so I think it is pervasive in the corporate world. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,657 Posted December 24, 2017 Can we just go with Millennials for the win Alex? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vuduchile 1,941 Posted December 24, 2017 Turning verbs into nouns, and vice versa, are equally annoying. What's a cakepop? Its a piece of cake on a stick. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 832 Posted December 24, 2017 TommyGavin Done Share this post Link to post Share on other sites