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Answer poster above, then post your three:

Jennifer Aniston

Courtney Cox

Lisa Kudrow

 

GO!

Jennifer Aniston - marry

Courtney Cox - fock

Lisa Kudrow - kill

 

BRB with mine.

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Kate Beckinsale

Jennifer Love Hewitt

Jessica Biel

Biel—Fock

Beckinsale—Marry

Hewitt— Kill

 

 

 

 

Rue Mclanahan

Bea Arthur

Estelle Getty

 

(Betty White is a national treasure and not subject to such tom foolery)

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your mom

your mom

your mom

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Jennifer Aniston - marry

Courtney Cox - fock

Lisa Kudrow - kill

 

BRB with mine.

I agree with this

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Jennifer Aniston - marry

Courtney Cox - fock

Lisa Kudrow - kill

 

BRB with mine.

 

Fock then marry then Kill all three in that order. Well not at the same time. That would be illegal.

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Fun fact, all 6 of the Friends negotiated 2% syndication rights for the show which still to this day makes an absolute killing. They all take home 20 million a year just from the show. Not bad for doing nothing.

 

That said, kill Kudro, she is annoying as hell. Marry Courtney and Fock Jen. But I’d still Fock Kudros body while it was still warm.

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1. Kate Beckinsale

2, Jennifer Love Hewitt

3. Jessica Biel

 

1. Marry, Fock (kill if it doesn't live up to marriage material)

2. Marry, Fock, Kill, Fock dos bewbs again before rigor sets in.

3. Marry, Fock, Kill, Fock dat a$$ AFTER rigor sets in.

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Kill my self.

 

hopefully you'd go fock yourself 1st?

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1. Marry, Fock (kill if it doesn't live up to marriage material)

2. Marry, Fock, Kill, Fock dos bewbs again before rigor sets in.

3. Marry, Fock, Kill, Fock dat a$$ AFTER rigor sets in.

I have had a 20 year crush on Hewitt. On Netflix, check out "The Client List", which is full of bad acting and big bewbs. Niiiiice.

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I have had a 20 year crush on Hewitt. On Netflix, check out "The Client List", which is full of bad acting and big bewbs. Niiiiice.

 

Me too.

 

Will do; thanks.

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Theresa May

Hillary Clinton

Angela Merkel

 

Fock (hate) - Hillary

Marry - Merkel

Kill - May

 

 

Brooklyn Decker

Adriana Lima

Alessandra Ambrosio

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###### - lima

marry - ambriosio

kill - decker

 

 

 

 

 

Madonna, Miley Cyrus, Lady Gaga

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Fock - Miley Cyrus

 

Marry - Lady Gaga

 

Kill - Madonna

 

 

Monica Lewinsky, Marilyn Monroe, Gennifer Flowers

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Marry - Monica Lewinsky

Fock - Marilyn Monroe

Kill - Gennifer Flowers (you know to keep myself In the Clinton's good graces)

 

 

Janis Joplin, Grace Slick, Cass Elliott

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So are you all playing that the marry option is a totally abstinent marriage??

 

I assume you marry the one you want over and over again. Unless you're a necro guy.........then that's the one you don't want.

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So are you all playing that the marry option is a totally abstinent marriage??

Id fock Lady Gaga.

 

Even if she does have a d1ck :dunno:

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Marry - Monica Lewinsky

Fock - Marilyn Monroe

Kill - Gennifer Flowers (you know to keep myself In the Clinton's good graces)

 

 

Janis Joplin, Grace Slick, Cass Elliott

Kill case

Marry Janis

Fock Grace

 

Joan Jett

Pat Benetar

Linda Ronstadt

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I assume you marry the one you want over and over again.

That makes the game too easy then... It needs to be basically where you live together but don't have sex at all...

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That makes the game too easy then... It needs to be basically where you live together but don't have sex at all...

There are three phases of marriage sex.

 

The first phase is the chandelier phase, where youre practically swinging from the chandeliers while you do it.

 

The second one is the bedroom phase, where you have sex exactly once per week in the bedroom.

 

The third phase is the hallway phase. You know what that is? Its when you pass each other in the hallway and you both say fock you.

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There are three phases of marriage sex.

The first phase is the chandelier phase, where youre practically swinging from the chandeliers while you do it.

The second one is the bedroom phase, where you have sex exactly once per week in the bedroom.

The third phase is the hallway phase. You know what that is? Its when you pass each other in the hallway and you both say fock you.

Ive been stuck in phase 2 since we had kids :cry:

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There are three phases of marriage sex.

 

The first phase is the chandelier phase, where youre practically swinging from the chandeliers while you do it.

 

The second one is the bedroom phase, where you have sex exactly once per week in the bedroom.

 

The third phase is the hallway phase. You know what that is? Its when you pass each other in the hallway and you both say fock you.

Based on my prior marriage, that is chillingly accurate.

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Naomi

The New Girl

Old Maid

I love them all. So this will be tough.

 

Gonna have to go...

 

Marry - old maid. She seems non annoying, a vital trait in a spouse.

 

Fock - TNG. Them T!tties. Lurchs horse cack and the kids might have blown it out though.

 

Kill Naomi. Sorry Naomi. I dont like breaking em in, and the Bible stuff would drive me batty.

 

Now throw BEG and Addict in there and the fock catogory gets tough.

 

Throw nikki in and kill is easy.

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I love them all. So this will be tough.

 

Gonna have to go...

 

Marry - old maid. She seems non annoying, a vital trait in a spouse.

 

Fock - TNG. Them T!tties. Lurchs horse cack and the kids might have blown it out though.

 

Kill Naomi. Sorry Naomi. I dont like breaking em in, and the Bible stuff would drive me batty.

 

Now throw BEG and Addict in there and the fock catogory gets tough.

 

Throw nikki in and kill is easy.

How about only killing the part of Naomi that that doosh CH represents?

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Lena Dunham

Roseanne

Rose McGowan

Kill Dunham

Kill Rosanne

Kill Mcgowan.

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