Island resort offers cocaine, free alcohol, and unlimited sex with prostitutes

[Djgb13 2,338]

Sounds like a wonderful holiday season

 

 

https://www.google.com/amp/www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/island-resort-offers-guests-copious-11297526.amp

[jerryskids 5,430]

In.

[nobody 2,111]

Oxygen retreat

[ROCKFORD 134]

will greg odem be there?

[the s is ilent 69]

Includes a 30 minute session with 16 prostitutes.

 

That's less than 2 minutes a piece (pun intended)

[Bad Santa 24]

Columbia. I'm sure this isn't a ploy to kidnap or blackmail rich guys.

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

Yeah, like cocaine booze and hookers arent readily available at likely far cheaper prices all over South America.

[RaiderHaters Revenge 3,671]

Some how the left would blame Trump

[Mookz 1,291]

Just ask for the edjr package.

[BunnysBastatrds 1,959]

Just ask for the edjr package.

Does it come with penicillin?

[frank 2,171]

Just ask for the edjr package.

And a microscope. :wampwah:

[Mookz 1,291]

Does it come with penicillin?

 

Actually it's BYOB. Bring your own bactericide.

 

We have to make money, here.

 

And a microscope. :wampwah:

 

He's like a Ken doll.

[Bier Meister 1,534]

i know where we're doing our geek meet!

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

i know where we're doing our geek meet!

Exchanging numerous third world hookers with your dearest online friends. Sounds like a great way to breed a new super strain of herpes.

[Voltaire 4,602]

Maybe they need English teachers.

[jerryskids 5,430]

Maybe they need English teachers.

 

And engineering software salespeople...

[DankNuggs 305]

Ya Im going to go play golf for 4 hours

[KSB2424 3,087]

In

[wiffleball 4,686]

i know where we're doing our geek meet!

BYOHP

 

Bring your own Hot Pockets

[wiffleball 4,686]

Yeah, like cocaine booze and hookers arent readily available at likely far cheaper prices all over any NBA charter flight.

.

Fixed

[edjr 5,749]

You show up and it's digby in a hoola skirt.

[tanatastic 2,061]

This...this is incredible.

[edjr 5,749]

This...this is incredible.

 

a farce, a lie, a sham.

[WhiteWonder 2,237]

someone showed me this exact same concept before. i forget what the company was called.

[kilroy69 1,032]

I can get that in Tijuana

[edjr 5,749]

someone showed me this exact same concept before. i forget what the company was called.

 

Ed's place

[MDC 5,990]

 

And engineering software salespeople...

They definitely do not need marketing.

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

Maybe they need English teachers.

Im in. Need to change our lesson plans though.

 

A is for Anal

B is for Blowjob

C is for Cvm

D is for DP

E is for Erection

F is for fock

G is for gigantic cack

H is for handjob

 

Etc. and so on. Ill make PowerPoints.

[Gladiators 1,914]

 

Ed's place

 

How much per night? I'd like my own room. Thanks

[edjr 5,749]

 

How much per night? I'd like my own room. Thanks

I have an extra bedroom.

[Gladiators 1,914]

I'll do $1k per night, but I need some pics of the prostitutes in advance.

[edjr 5,749]

I'll do $1k per night, but I need some pics of the prostitutes in advance.

 

I wonder if this could be a solid business idea

[Bert 1,110]

 

I wonder if this could be a solid business idea

Sure We can call it the NBA package!

[cmh6476 778]

meh, sounds like high school

[edjr 5,749]

meh, sounds like high school

 

Having no teeth, I figured your school for Meth or heroin.

[ROCKFORD 134]

will there be male prositutes?

 

someone had to ask.

[Djgb13 2,338]

will there be male prositutes?

 

someone had to ask.

I think shotsy would make sure there was a dude who could beat his cheeks