when was the last time you had a “blow job”

[cbfalcon 827]

Link?

I immediately feel a bit guilty for acting so arrogant about it. So now Ill add the qualifier that I could easily blow it by having too much to drink and passing out before she gets here, then Id likely get mad at her if she tries to wake me up to give me said blowjob. That would be a very me move.

[cyclone24 1,935]

I immediately feel a bit guilty for acting so arrogant about it. So now Ill add the qualifier that I could easily blow it by having too much to drink and passing out before she gets here, then Id likely get mad at her if she tries to wake me up to give me said blowjob. That would be a very me move.

Or posting too much on a lightly trafficked low rent message board.

 

Good luck my man

[Frozenbeernuts 2,330]

I have one arranged and locked in for here in about an hour. Im drinking a bit extra because I intend to make her earn it. Because Im good looking.

You claimed you were an 8. Naomi said you were closer to a .8. Which is true?

[cbfalcon 827]

You claimed you were an 8. Naomi said you were closer to a .8. Which is true?

I dont recall any such claims, so Ill go with comfortably above .08.

[Alias Detective 1,458]

Im married, so never.

Still?

[wiffleball 4,797]

The problem with beejers is it's a little bit like watching somebody else open your gym locker.

 

Sure, eventually they'll probably get there, but a couple minutes into it you just get frustrated cuz you know you can do it faster and better.

[Big Guy 1,421]

All I know is that gas is a deal breaker

[wiffleball 4,797]

All I know is that gas is a deal breaker

I read an article from a woman who finally decided to give her longtime boyfriend a rim job.

 

She finally worked up the courage and ran her tongue up his taint and damned if he didn't accidentally let out a SBD that literally blew her hair back and made her gag so bad she had to go to the bathroom and vomit.

 

They broke up shortly thereafter.

 

You don't say?!

[Big Guy 1,421]

I read an article from a woman who finally decided to give her longtime boyfriend a rim job.

 

She finally worked up the courage and ran her tongue up his taint and damned if he didn't accidentally let out a SBD that literally blew her hair back and made her gag so bad she had to go to the bathroom and vomit.

 

They broke up shortly thereafter.

 

You don't say?!

 

 

cool story Bro

[bandrus1 413]

The problem with beejers is it's a little bit like watching somebody else open your gym locker.

 

Sure, eventually they'll probably get there, but a couple minutes into it you just get frustrated cuz you know you can do it faster and better.

You give better bj?

[wiffleball 4,797]

You give better bj?

More like clean the pipes faster.

 

Besides, most blowjobs end up being about 92% handy and 8% Licky.

 

And most women give Handy's the way that Michael j.fox handles a torque wrench while standing on ice skates.

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,433]

More like clean the pipes faster.

 

Besides, most blowjobs end up being about 92% handy and 8% Licky.

 

And most women give Handy's the way that Michael j.fox handles a torque wrench while standing on ice skates.

No wonder you are so miserable.

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

More like clean the pipes faster.

 

Besides, most blowjobs end up being about 92% handy and 8% Licky.

 

And most women give Handy's the way that Michael j.fox handles a torque wrench while standing on ice skates.

Dude, youve had some really bad blow and hand jobs.

 

Feel free to fly this way. I can take you a few places that will disabuse you of those notions.

[wiffleball 4,797]

Dude, youve had some really bad blow and hand jobs.

 

Feel free to fly this way

Dude, that SO does not read well.

[cyclone24 1,935]

Dude, that SO does not read well.

No....no it does not.

 

 

Sinners.

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

Dude, that SO does not read well.

 

Yeeeeaahh... nice quote manip. Got me there.

[jerryskids 7,050]

More like clean the pipes faster.

 

Besides, most blowjobs end up being about 92% handy and 8% Licky.

 

And most women give Handy's the way that Michael j.fox handles a torque wrench while standing on ice skates.

 

Yeesh... nothing feels better than finishing in a chick's mouf while she is stroking you; I've gotten upward of 20 tangible pulses in that case.

 

The fun part about a handy is that it ISN'T you so to me it inherently feels better in its difference.

 

You poor thing.

[IGotWorms 4,062]

Still?

Barely

[Alias Detective 1,458]

Barely

Sorry to hear.

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,433]

Barely

 

T&P's

[vuduchile 1,947]

Jeez. Only a geek could complain about a bejeer.

 

Its been a few weeks since Ive gotten one. I only finish during a beej if my wife is on the rag.

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,433]

About 30 minutes ago

[BunnysBastatrds 2,581]

 3.11

[The Elevator Killer 710]

T.J. Hasn't posted since 2021. 

[edjr 6,870]

 

[Fnord 2,487]

Damn I miss George Carlin more every passing year. His takedowns of today's politics would have been epic. RIP GOAT

[edjr 6,870]

Just now, Fnord said:

Damn I miss George Carlin more every passing year. His takedowns of today's politics would have been epic. RIP GOAT

Thank you.  

[George Carlin 1]

2 minutes ago, Fnord said:

Damn I miss George Carlin more every passing year. His takedowns of today's politics would have been epic. RIP GOAT

Appreciate you. 

[seafoam1 3,395]

3 minutes ago, Fnord said:

Damn I miss George Carlin more every passing year. His takedowns of today's politics would have been epic. RIP GOAT

Takedowns of politics? He was as political as it gets. 

Such a retard...

[TheNewGirl 1,634]

It's clear that some of the posters here haven't been blown in years. 

[cmh6476 1,110]

My wife takes care of me and I take care of her

[edjr 6,870]

11 minutes ago, cmh6476 said:

My wife takes care of me and I take care of her

Does he appreciate that you can't use too much teeth?

[TheNewGirl 1,634]

5 minutes ago, edjr said:

Does he appreciate that you can't use too much teeth?

#toofy 

[cmh6476 1,110]

41 minutes ago, edjr said:

Does he appreciate that you can't use too much teeth?

 

 

[BunnysBastatrds 2,581]

10 minutes ago, TheNewGirl said:

#toofy 

 What scares Willy the one eyed wonder worm the most…

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

braces

[jerryskids 7,050]

Last night.  With the Mariners/Blue Jays game in the background...

 

 

... but the sound was muted.  What can I say, I'm a romantic at heart.   

[posty 2,806]

2 hours ago, TheNewGirl said:

It's clear that some of the posters here haven't been blown in years. 

You blow him as well?

[jerryskids 7,050]

5 hours ago, The Elevator Killer said:

T.J. Hasn't posted since 2021. 

His profile says that, but it also shows him posting this year, the most recently on 8/25.  I remembered him posting recently, which is why I checked.   

 

 

[The Elevator Killer 710]

Just now, jerryskids said:

His profile says that, but it also shows him posting this year, the most recently on 8/25.  I remembered him posting recently, which is why I checked.   

 

 

You are correct. I remember that thread. 

[The Elevator Killer 710]

3 minutes ago, jerryskids said:

His profile says that, but it also shows him posting this year, the most recently on 8/25.  I remembered him posting recently, which is why I checked.   

 

 

T.J. may be the best current alias on the board.