Its the little things in life that make you feel stupid

[MTSkiBum 1,620]

I bleached all of my fish coolers on my grass this weekend, using almost a full container. I did not even think of it until I was done, is bleach good for grass? Hopefully it is an essential nutrient.

 

 

[Cdub100 3,850]

It's what plants crave.

[jerryskids 6,585]

It's good if you want dead grass, I think.

[TimmySmith 2,782]

Posting.

[GhostofTEK 71]

It's what plants crave.

Nice Idiocracy reference.

[porkbutt 892]

I bleached all of my fish coolers on my grass this weekend, using almost a full container. I did not even think of it until I was done, is bleach good for grass? Hopefully it is an essential nutrient.

 

 

it's better than a cooler full of maggots because i didn't wash one of mine out with some squid in it

[Fireballer 2,639]

I bleached all of my fish coolers on my grass this weekend, using almost a full container. I did not even think of it until I was done, is bleach good for grass? Hopefully it is an essential nutrient.

 

 

Bottle bleach is usually 6-8.5% Sodium Hydroxide. If it got cut to around 1-2% with your water, you will be fine. It breaks down pretty easily. Ive been spraying 1.5% bleach on real expensive landscapes for almost 20 yrs with no bad effects.

[NorthernVike 2,083]

You're focked.

[Voltaire 5,205]

We'll tune in next week for the results of your lawn maintenance experiment.

[Cruzer 1,995]

Think I might still be the leader in the clubhouse.

 

Not sure if you all remember, but last Halloween I had a huge plastic bowl of leftover candy.. Was cleaning the kitchen and stuck it in the oven while I cleaned the countertops.

 

Let's just say I forgot it was in there the next time I preheated my oven............to 400*.

[frank 2,278]

Gocolts nearly burned his house down by putting the toaster on the stove. Or something like that.

[MTSkiBum 1,620]

Think I might still be the leader in the clubhouse.

 

Not sure if you all remember, but last Halloween I had a huge plastic bowl of leftover candy.. Was cleaning the kitchen and stuck it in the oven while I cleaned the countertops.

 

Let's just say I forgot it was in there the next time I preheated my oven............to 400*.

 

 

No way you win an idiot contest against me. Thankfully, I enter the house through the backdoor, because at least twice a month I lock the door with my keys still in the door.

 

On the plus side it makes it easy to find them in the morning.

[GhostofTEK 71]

I just threw away a lifetime of guilt-free sex and floor seats for every sporting event in Madison Square Garden, so please, a little respect, for I am TEK, lord of the idiots!

[Mungwater 593]

I just threw away a lifetime of guilt-free sex and floor seats for every sporting event in Madison Square Garden, so please, a little respect, for I am TEK, lord of the idiots!

Not to beat yourself up, but Patrick Ewing would probably destroy your sh1tter

[GhostofTEK 71]

Not to beat yourself up, but Patrick Ewing would probably destroy your sh1tter

I'm not a Kardashian.

[jerryskids 6,585]

I just threw away a lifetime of guilt-free sex and floor seats for every sporting event in Madison Square Garden, so please, a little respect, for I am TEK, lord of the idiots!

 

Was this your pretend GF or someone else?

[GhostofTEK 71]

 

Was this your pretend GF or someone else?

[wiffleball 4,788]

 

Was this your pretend GF or someone else?

He was catfished by Spike Lee.

[GhostofTEK 71]

He was catfished by Spike Lee.

Again. Not a Kardashian.

[kutulu 1,659]

I dropped not one but two brand AC units out the window earlier this summer. Well I caught the second one by the cord using all of my incredible hulk strength, but tore some cartilage or busted a rib in the process. Sucked

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

I rode a bus two hours across the city to an embassy to apply for a visa, sat in line for an hour, and then realized I didnt have my focking passport.

[wiffleball 4,788]

I rode a bus two hours across the city to an embassy to apply for a visa, sat in line for an hour, and then realized I didnt have my focking passport.

You need a passport on the bus?

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

You need a passport on the bus?

If youre crossing an international boundary you would. For example, yesterday I took a bus from Hong Kong to Shenzhen. The bus stops at the border so you can clear immigration.

 

But in this case, I was applying for a visa. I would need the passport to have the visa put into.

[wiffleball 4,788]

...just effin wit ya...

[gocolts 300]

Gocolts nearly burned his house down by putting the toaster on the stove. Or something like that.

LOL

 

I had a fire extinguisher.

[Cloaca du jour 2,147]

Lost my wallet...called and cancelled cards...went and got a new license...

 

Found it under drivers seat. Must of fell out of my shorts and into that little sliver of space between seat and door...

[frank 2,278]

Lost my wallet...called and cancelled cards...went and got a new license...

 

Found it under drivers seat. Must of fell out of my shorts and into that little sliver of space between seat and door...

I left my wallet in El Segundo.

[Voltaire 5,205]

lawn-miscare update?

[SUXBNME 1,458]

It's good if you want dead grass, I think.

Prolly cheaper than how much I've spent in Round Up to kill the front lawn this summer.

(We are doing new grass in a few weeks)

[Kopy 559]

I started the "I have a stupid question" thread.

[shotsup 832]

I started the "I have a stupid question" thread.

Yes. Yes you did

[Frozenbeernuts 2,134]

I had broken out with a rash from poison ivy or some other assh0le poisonous plant. I was so sick of itching that I decided to try hydrocodone to relieve the itchiness. Forgetting that Norcos make me very itchy themselves, all I did was make the itch twice as bad and wanted to peel my skin off.

[MTSkiBum 1,620]

lawn-miscare update?

Doing fine, the lawn can handle bleach.

[shotsup 832]

Doing fine, the lawn can handle bleach.

Much like your bleached anus.

[nzoner 937]

Wasn't paying attention and reached in a bath drawer and grabbed Icy Hot instead of toothpaste,got it on my toofbrush and thank God for the smell when I got it up by my face or I'd been looking like Wanda