Cdub100 3,394 Posted October 25, 2019 After having my third kid and getting up there in age I thought I should get the ole boys snipped. It's a little sore and I have some peas on the boys. I plan on doing little to nothing this weekend. Any other tips? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,311 Posted October 25, 2019 So what happens when you masturbate now, is it just like a dry heave? 1 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted October 25, 2019 Make sure that your wife knows that she needs to suck out the poison quite a few times before you can be sure. I think that you need to sell her on at least a dozen over the course of a few weeks. 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vuduchile 1,941 Posted October 25, 2019 Just now, fandandy said: So what happens when you masturbate now, is it just like a dry heave? Just a little puff of smoke. 1 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gladiators 1,904 Posted October 25, 2019 Dammit, now I've gotta wear a rubber. 2 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MDC 5,911 Posted October 25, 2019 Good idea. Mental retardation is basically a coin flip if either parent is older than 40. Past 50 and it’s pretty much assured. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted October 25, 2019 Congrats. Had mine three years ago. Nah, you'll be back to normal in a couple of days. I'm sure they told you that you have to go back and be tested to make sure it worked. I didn't do that. I rolled the dice the first time I hooked up after that. Was single at the time, met the now wife right after. When I didn't pull out, she freaked. I had to explain. She didn't know what a vasectomy was. I think she thought I was bsing her. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
posty 2,296 Posted October 25, 2019 Congrats I guess... I'll pass... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RaiderHaters Revenge 3,608 Posted October 25, 2019 got one a couple years ago best decision ever Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cdub100 3,394 Posted October 25, 2019 16 minutes ago, MDC said: Good idea. Mental retardation is basically a coin flip if either parent is older than 40. Past 50 and it’s pretty much assured. Guy a work with was late 40s pushing 50s and had a whoops kid. Unfortunately that kid has major issues. Maybe age had something to do with it, maybe not. But you're right studies have shown the older you are the more likely of it happening. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MDC 5,911 Posted October 25, 2019 1 minute ago, Cdub100 said: Guy a work with was late 40s pushing 50s and had a whoops kid. Unfortunately that kid has major issues. Maybe age had something to do with it, maybe not. But you're right studies have shown the older you are the more likely of it happening. Yep. Bad enough getting saddled with a special needs kid until you’re near 70. I can’t imagine what that does to your wife’s figure. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted October 25, 2019 7 minutes ago, RaiderHaters Revenge said: got one a couple years ago best decision ever Yep. Wish I'd done mine much sooner. I never knocked one up, but I had a number of close calls. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,216 Posted October 25, 2019 30 minutes ago, Patriotsfatboy1 said: Make sure that your wife knows that she needs to suck out the poison quite a few times before you can be sure. I think that you need to sell her on at least a dozen over the course of a few weeks. There is actually some science behind this -- make sure the channel is all clear for the followup test. And by science I mean probably not really, but she doesn't need to know that. Also your plan to do not much is a good one. Even if you are feeling better tomorrow stick with the rest. I know a few guys who didn't do that and were sore for a while. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted October 25, 2019 1 minute ago, jerryskids said: There is actually some science behind this -- make sure the channel is all clear for the followup test. And by science I mean probably not really, but she doesn't need to know that. Also your plan to do not much is a good one. Even if you are feeling better tomorrow stick with the rest. I know a few guys who didn't do that and were sore for a while. They did tell me to make sure to ejaculated regularly for a while afterwards (like I wasn't going to anyway). If I had had a wife at the time, I would certainly try to convince her some b.s. That oral was better for some reason. Someone should make a fake website with fake medical journals supporting that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RaiderHaters Revenge 3,608 Posted October 25, 2019 they told me 30 ejaculates to clear the tubes done in a week Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cdub100 3,394 Posted October 25, 2019 9 minutes ago, RaiderHaters Revenge said: they told me 30 ejaculates to clear the tubes done in a week I'm already half way there. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cloaca du jour 2,066 Posted October 25, 2019 48 minutes ago, fandandy said: So what happens when you masturbate now, is it just like a dry heave? All the flavor but only half the calories. Not Keto approved. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gladiators 1,904 Posted October 25, 2019 Hope you don't mind that I took out one of your kidneys. That's why the surgery was free. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RaiderHaters Revenge 3,608 Posted October 25, 2019 how I learned my doctor was a conservative I went in to get a vasectomy, and he told me there is a 72 hour cooling off period, ie sign to get it done Friday, come back Tuesday for surgery when I said wow thats strange, he said yah, but I can give you an abortion right now without a second thought Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cloaca du jour 2,066 Posted October 25, 2019 Why didnt cdubb cross the road... He didnt have the balls... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Djgb13 2,338 Posted October 25, 2019 Props to you. I couldn’t ever do it Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cdub100 3,394 Posted October 25, 2019 9 minutes ago, Djgb13 said: Props to you. I couldn’t ever do it After the surprise third one.and getting up there in age. I figure it was for the best. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mmmmm...beer 691 Posted October 25, 2019 I did it @ 40... we had been trying for about 5 years to no avail. I really didn't want to get into my 40's and start all over with a baby. That being said... Mrs...beer is headed to Thailand on a missions trip mext month. One of the stops is at an orphanage, so.... I would not be shocked if she come home with a plan. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nospk 230 Posted October 25, 2019 3 hours ago, MDC said: Good idea. Mental retardation is basically a coin flip if either parent is older than 40. Past 50 and it’s pretty much assured. Some people don’t even know this fact Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted October 26, 2019 8 hours ago, RaiderHaters Revenge said: how I learned my doctor was a conservative I went in to get a vasectomy, and he told me there is a 72 hour cooling off period, ie sign to get it done Friday, come back Tuesday for surgery when I said wow thats strange, he said yah, but I can give you an abortion right now without a second thought Wonder if he has to wait 72 hours to turn your cack into a fake vag? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EternalShinyAndChrome 2,555 Posted October 26, 2019 9 hours ago, RaiderHaters Revenge said: they told me 30 ejaculates to clear the tubes done in a week A week? WTF? Rookie. I would have had it done in a day. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KSB2424 3,085 Posted October 26, 2019 Smart man. If you are married and done with kids and your age it’s a no brainer. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cdub100 3,394 Posted October 26, 2019 26 minutes ago, KSB2424 said: Smart man. If you are married and done with kids and your age it’s a no brainer. Yup married, 3 kids and I hit the big 40. My last kid was a surprise. My wife spent 4 nights in the hospital a week after the birth with super high blood pressure. So with that scare and the chance of autism increasing the older you get I thought it was best to be done. Even though I wouldn't mind a few more. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted October 26, 2019 11 hours ago, Cdub100 said: I'm already half way there. The ones you swallow don’t count. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cdub100 3,394 Posted October 26, 2019 Just now, Patriotsfatboy1 said: The ones you swallow don’t count. I'm 1/3 of the way there. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shorepatrol 1,738 Posted October 26, 2019 When your next kid comes out with red hair a 12 inch d!ck screaming GO NINERS!!!!!! you'll know who to thank. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vuduchile 1,941 Posted October 26, 2019 9 hours ago, mmmmm...beer said: I did it @ 40... we had been trying for about 5 years to no avail. I really didn't want to get into my 40's and start all over with a baby. That being said... Mrs...beer is headed to Thailand on a missions trip mext month. One of the stops is at an orphanage, so.... I would not be shocked if she come home with a plan. ....or a venereal disease. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MTSkiBum 1,597 Posted October 26, 2019 Just something that a man has to get done when you do not want kids anymore. Sucks, but it is the truth. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cdub100 3,394 Posted October 26, 2019 9 hours ago, IGotWorms said: CUCK! a-doodle-do Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted October 26, 2019 9 hours ago, MTSkiBum said: Just something that a man has to get done when you do not want kids anymore. Sucks, but it is the truth. Honestly, I found it to be next to nothing. I've had many dental procedures that were far worse. The pain from the vasectomy was nothing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cdub100 3,394 Posted October 26, 2019 17 minutes ago, titans&bucs&bearsohmy! said: Honestly, I found it to be next to nothing. I've had many dental procedures that were far worse. The pain from the vasectomy was nothing. I was pretty sore yesterday. Feel pretty good today, but I think that's what gets a lot of dudes in trouble. They feel good so they push it. I'm going to keep chilling today. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RaiderHaters Revenge 3,608 Posted October 26, 2019 2 hours ago, titans&bucs&bearsohmy! said: Honestly, I found it to be next to nothing. I've had many dental procedures that were far worse. The pain from the vasectomy was nothing. Yep I’d rather do this again all day then get a tooth drilled or pulled also was the only time I actually remember my wife caring about my nuts. So that was nice Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cloaca du jour 2,066 Posted October 28, 2019 Seedless meme https://imgur.com/gallery/ttclfkZ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
