IGotWorms 3,412 Posted December 6, 2019 I’m sure they don’t have the death penalty but that’d be too good for him anyway. https://www.cnn.com/2019/12/06/uk/tate-modern-plea-intl-scli-gbr/index.html (CNN)A teenager who threw a young French boy from a viewing platform at the Tate Modern art gallery has pleaded guilty to attempted murder, the PA Media news agency reported. Jonty Bravery, 18, entered his plea at London's Old Bailey criminal court on Friday, and was remanded in custody ahead of his sentencing hearing, the agency reported. The boy, a French tourist, was hospitalized with serious injuries following the incident on August 4, which took place on the 10th floor of the museum. The child, aged six at the time of the incident, survived but suffered life-changing injuries as a result of falling five floors, the Crown Prosecution Service (CPS) said. "This devastating and shocking incident at the Tate Modern on 4 August of this year changed the lives of Bravery's young victim and his family forever," CPS prosecutor Emma V. Jones said in a statement. "The boy was singled out by Bravery who threw him from the viewing platform intending to kill him. That he survived the five storey fall was extraordinary. "Eye witness accounts and CCTV footage, along with Bravery's admissions at the time of the arrest that his actions were pre-planned, meant he had little choice but to accept responsibility for his actions," she said, adding that there would be no trial as a result. "This was a terrifying experience for the boy's parents and our thoughts are very much with them all at this difficult time. We hope he makes as full a recovery as possible," Jones said. The family of the injured child said in a statement that he was in "intensive rehabilitation," adding that they were "exhausted." "Our son still needs intensive rehabilitation since he hasn't recovered mobility in all limbs or cognitive capacities. He is constantly awoken by pain and he can't communicate that pain or call out to hospital staff," the boy's family said in a statement. "Life stopped for us four months ago. We don't know when, or even if, we will be able to return to work, or return to our home, which is not adapted for a wheelchair," they said. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cdub100 3,443 Posted December 6, 2019 I'm okay with putting a bullet in his head. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
posty 2,311 Posted December 6, 2019 Take him to... Detroit! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cdub100 3,443 Posted December 6, 2019 6 minutes ago, posty said: Take him to... Detroit! Minnesota, he'll fit right in with the other kid thrower. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DonS 3,086 Posted December 6, 2019 4 minutes ago, Cdub100 said: Minnesota, he'll fit right in with the other kid thrower. They can discuss proper throwing technique, launch angle, etc. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DonS 3,086 Posted December 6, 2019 13 minutes ago, Cdub100 said: I'm okay with putting a bullet in his head. Too quick and painless. I say give his victim a rusty spoon and let him go to town until the POS is dead. Consider it part of his rehab. Might take awhile, but boo hoo. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cdub100 3,443 Posted December 6, 2019 1 minute ago, DonS said: Too quick and painless. I say give his victim a rusty spoon and let him go to town until the POS is dead. Consider it part of his rehab. Might take awhile, but boo hoo. I'm okay with that too. Instead, they'll keep him alive and let me out of prison in 10 years Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,906 Posted December 6, 2019 Depends. If he's a migrant, he'll probably get a scholarship. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gladiators 1,911 Posted December 6, 2019 2 minutes ago, Hardcore troubadour said: Depends. If he's a migrant, he'll probably get a scholarship. Would it be too much to ask to throw in free healthcare? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 3,412 Posted December 6, 2019 47 minutes ago, Cdub100 said: I'm okay with that too. Instead, they'll keep him alive and let me out of prison in 10 years I’d say Freudian slip but we all know you would never go to Europe Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,906 Posted December 6, 2019 45 minutes ago, Gladiators said: Would it be too much to ask to throw in free healthcare? Of course not. And a housing and food subsidy as well Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cdub100 3,443 Posted December 6, 2019 1 minute ago, IGotWorms said: I’d say Freudian slip but we all know you would never go to Europe True. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
-Vyse- 65 Posted December 6, 2019 kill it with fire Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sderk 1,040 Posted December 6, 2019 Tattoo on his forehead and put a sign on him that says "I'm gay." and have him walk around Tehran until something fun happens. Shouldn't take long. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TimmySmith 2,782 Posted December 6, 2019 Throw him from the same spot. I like the no trial for the obviously guilty thing. It does cut into the fake lawyering biz. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lod001 1,242 Posted December 6, 2019 Look at the low ears and square head on that pile of dogsh1t. France will probably tell him to not do that again and release him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iam90sbaby 2,144 Posted December 6, 2019 Guillotine Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RLLD 3,539 Posted December 6, 2019 Trade him to the Browns Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DonS 3,086 Posted December 6, 2019 49 minutes ago, iam90sbaby said: Guillotine Old school! I like it. Let the kvnt eat cake in Hell. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 3,412 Posted December 7, 2019 4 hours ago, RLLD said: Trade him to the Browns Dude there’s the Geneva Conventions and sh1t Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,311 Posted December 7, 2019 The first thing they should do is pluck his unibrow. I'm all for an eye for an eye though. Take his caveman ass up five stories and push him off and see how he likes it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cbfalcon 824 Posted December 7, 2019 Sounds like he has a helluva arm. Maybe Yankees could sign him? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lickin_starfish 1,517 Posted December 7, 2019 Surgically sever his spine so that he is paralyzed from the neck down. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 3,412 Posted December 7, 2019 31 minutes ago, lickin_starfish said: Surgically sever his spine so that he is paralyzed from the neck down. So I propose throwing that piece of sh1t from ever increasing heights, with several months in between and no medical treatment, until he dies. But only a few feet increase at a time starting from say, 25 feet, so it lasts a long time. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gladiators 1,911 Posted December 7, 2019 2 minutes ago, IGotWorms said: So I propose throwing that piece of sh1t from ever increasing heights, with several months in between and no medical treatment, until he dies. But only a few feet increase at a time starting from say, 25 feet, so it lasts a long time. I’m fine with the idea, but would propose starting at 15 feet. 25 might finish the job earlier than he deserves. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 3,412 Posted December 7, 2019 9 minutes ago, Gladiators said: I’m fine with the idea, but would propose starting at 15 feet. 25 might finish the job earlier than he deserves. Yeah probably. Just want to make sure the first one at least breaks a bone Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tubby_mcgee 691 Posted December 7, 2019 Bullet through the center of both knee caps. Refuse him medical treatment. Anyone caught giving him any medical treatments gets the same thing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nobody 2,093 Posted December 7, 2019 A stern talking to. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DonS 3,086 Posted December 7, 2019 18 hours ago, IGotWorms said: So I propose throwing that piece of sh1t from ever increasing heights, with several months in between and no medical treatment, until he dies. But only a few feet increase at a time starting from say, 25 feet, so it lasts a long time. Make sure and drop him so that he lands feet first each time. Don't want the focker to get lucky and crack his skull open like an egg. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voltaire 4,578 Posted December 9, 2019 On 12/7/2019 at 2:53 AM, posty said: Take him to... Detroit! Why would we want him? Take him to posty's basement. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,906 Posted December 9, 2019 France shouldn't do anything. England should though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voltaire 4,578 Posted December 9, 2019 Emmanuel Macon should pardon him and make him his own personal bodyguard Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drobeski 3,061 Posted December 9, 2019 Though the thread title was talking about Macron. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voltaire 4,578 Posted December 9, 2019 25 minutes ago, drobeski said: Though the thread title was talking about Macron. I hope so... for France's sake. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,906 Posted December 9, 2019 It happened in London. That's in England. Nice reading boys. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 3,412 Posted December 9, 2019 1 hour ago, Hardcore troubadour said: It happened in London. That's in England. Nice reading boys. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drobeski 3,061 Posted December 9, 2019 1 hour ago, Hardcore troubadour said: It happened in London. That's in England. Nice reading boys. Oh in that case, France should let him in, feed and shelter him, provided he promises to convert to Islam Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mike Honcho 4,106 Posted December 9, 2019 Do what you do to every piece of sh!t---flush it 10 to 15 times. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites