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15 hours ago, wiffleball said:

Yeah, but president retard said I should just drink a shot of bleach and it will cure every thing.

You'll have to provide a link to that quote, NANCY!

 

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Well guess who's in the hospital. I guess they're going to get over the blood thing and go ahead and do whatever they do to the heart. See you later boys.

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7 minutes ago, wiffleball said:

Well guess who's in the hospital. I guess they're going to get over the blood thing and go ahead and do whatever they do to the heart. See you later boys.

Good luck, wiff!

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7 minutes ago, wiffleball said:

Well guess who's in the hospital. I guess they're going to get over the blood thing and go ahead and do whatever they do to the heart. See you later boys.

Best of luck.

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10 minutes ago, wiffleball said:

Well guess who's in the hospital. I guess they're going to get over the blood thing and go ahead and do whatever they do to the heart. See you later boys.

Good luck wiff. You can do it!

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DND

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Good luck

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1 hour ago, kutulu said:

DND

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Good luck

OK I laughed. :lol:

Also best of luck @wiffleball  Remember your body is a system, even if it is a crappy one, and that these symptoms ARE most likely related.  

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23 hours ago, wiffleball said:

Well guess who's in the hospital. I guess they're going to get over the blood thing and go ahead and do whatever they do to the heart. See you later boys.

Good luck my friend!

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If you die, can I have your bike?  :unsure:

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Let's see, new developments. Fentanyl and servanon?  or something like that? God that messed me up. And while they did most of the work for my wrist and arm pit, they still shave my nutsack. .

 

Idiots

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2 minutes ago, wiffleball said:

Let's see, new developments. Fentanyl and servanon?  or something like that? God that messed me up. And while they did most of the work for my wrist and arm pit, they still shave my nutsack. .

You're a hot focking mess. Good luck 

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10 hours ago, wiffleball said:

Let's see, new developments. Fentanyl and servanon?  or something like that? God that messed me up. And while they did most of the work for my wrist and arm pit, they still shave my nutsack. .

 

Idiots

Good to see you made it out of the procedure alright.

 

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Here's the crazy part. Its getting worse, but people being nicer. 

 

God damn it does my heart hurt.  Post surgery. 

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Keep us informed, wiff. Best wishes.

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On 8/11/2020 at 11:15 AM, wiffleball said:

And while they did most of the work for my wrist and arm pit, they still shave my nutsack. .

 

Wow! This the first time we found out about somebody touching your nutsack. Congrats. This calls for a celebration. :cheers:

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3 hours ago, wiffleball said:

Here's the crazy part. Its getting worse, but people being nicer. 

 

God damn it does my heart hurt.  Post surgery. 

Best wishes man, hang tough

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Hope you recover quickly. 

 

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Well, I'm still kicking. The doctors went in and looked around. Some idiot stuck a golf ball in my blow hole.

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4 minutes ago, wiffleball said:

Well, I'm still kicking. The doctors went in and looked around. Some idiot stuck a golf ball in my blow hole.

I Heard it was a MegaTooth 🤣🤣🤣

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4 minutes ago, wiffleball said:

Well, I'm still kicking. The doctors went in and looked around. Some idiot stuck a golf ball in my blow hole.

Titleist?

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I've watched a lot of episodes of House, so I think I'm pretty qualified to say it's Lupus. 

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49 minutes ago, wiffleball said:

Well, I'm still kicking. The doctors went in and looked around. Some idiot stuck a golf ball in my blow hole.

That’s not a pillow!!!

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14 hours ago, wiffleball said:

Well, I'm still kicking. The doctors went in and looked around. Some idiot stuck a golf ball in my blow hole.

Titleist TruFeel?

Dude, go back, I put the entire box of twelve up in there.

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So here's the thing for all you guys who end up getting the same procedure. Surgeon will brag about how he put 15 feet of wire in the pin in your wrist and did wonders for your heart.

 

That's great Hawkeye.

2 days later my arm looks like the drummer for Def Leppard right before they got the bonesaw.

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15 minutes ago, wiffleball said:

So here's the thing for all you guys who end up getting the same procedure. Surgeon will brag about how he put 15 feet of wire in the pin in your wrist and did wonders for your heart.

 

That's great Hawkeye.

2 days later my arm looks like the drummer for Def Leppard right before they got the bonesaw.

 

stents?

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18 minutes ago, wiffleball said:

So here's the thing for all you guys who end up getting the same procedure. Surgeon will brag about how he put 15 feet of wire in the pin in your wrist and did wonders for your heart.

 

That's great Hawkeye.

2 days later my arm looks like the drummer for Def Leppard right before they got the bonesaw.

You let one of the homeless guys who claimed to be a former heart surgeon do it?

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5 minutes ago, MTSkiBum said:

 

stents?

Yes. He's being a dramatic little b!tch. Glad he's OK though!

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Just now, Gladiators said:

You let one of the homeless guys who claimed to be a former heart surgeon do it?

Dirty Mike and the boys crue. Semen is sterile , he's fine right?

 

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18 hours ago, Gladiators said:

You let one of the homeless guys who claimed to be a former heart surgeon do it?

He was wearing a hospital gown...

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On 8/12/2020 at 2:48 PM, Mike Honcho said:

I've watched a lot of episodes of House, so I think I'm pretty qualified to say it's Lupus. 

I did not watch House and I know nothing about medical stuff but I am going with Lyme disease.  Every time someone I knew had something wrong that they could not find it turned out to be Lyme.  Wiff have you been doing any of that white privilege camping?

Also should this be a contest for a tooth?   

Seriously though good luck Wiff.

 

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On 8/13/2020 at 11:42 PM, Gladiators said:

You let one of the homeless guys who claimed to be a former heart surgeon do it?

No the homeless guy who picked Johnny Football

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12 hours ago, Bill E. said:

Also should this be a contest for a tooth?   

 

So, are we guessing what date he dies or what he dies from?  

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10 hours ago, fandandy said:

So, are we guessing what date he dies or what he dies from?  

Both would be morbid.  Just what they cure him of.

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