Nobody Needs To Own A Swimming Pool

[BeenHereBefore 1,452]

Kids and people die in them and we have public pools with lifeguards if you want to swim.

[weepaws 3,152]

People die in houses, apartments, cars, trucks , planes, boats, schools, churches, stores, I guess those should go.  

[BeenHereBefore 1,452]

Face it folks they are not practical and to many of them, if you visit Florida you will see that almost everyone their owns one.

[MLCKAA 540]

Bumper sticker “I’m a pool owner and I VOTE!’

[bostonlager 2,664]

Look at the front page of our forearm. Those pigeon focking queers from FBGs have completely ruined this place with their desire to argue with others. I hate them all. 

[lickin_starfish 1,889]

Swimming pools don't even prevent tyranny.

[BunnysBastatrds 2,308]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Dizkneelande 1,085]

3 hours ago, bostonlager said:

Look at the front page of our forearm. Those pigeon focking queers from FBGs have completely ruined this place with their desire to argue with others. I hate them all. 

I said this would happen they are a virus and destroy everything they touch. 

[GutterBoy 2,898]

4 minutes ago, Dizkneelande said:

I said this would happen they are a virus and destroy everything they touch. 

You know it takes 2 people to argue

[Engorgeous George 2,123]

1 minute ago, GutterBoy said:

You know it takes 2 people to argue

Or one person with multiople personalities.

[League Champion 1,896]

14 hours ago, BeenHereBefore said:

Kids and people die in them and we have public pools with lifeguards if you want to swim.

There's too many swimming pools and all they do is kill people. 

[Dizkneelande 1,085]

Example 40765 of why the left is full of sh!t

LA Times - Why swimming pools are getting a break despite unprecedented water restrictions

[Dizkneelande 1,085]

54 minutes ago, GutterBoy said:

You know it takes 2 people to argue

Our side argues with facts, your side makes crap up.

[TommyGavin 790]

15 hours ago, BeenHereBefore said:

Face it folks they are not practical and to many of them, if you visit Florida you will see that almost everyone their owns one.

Your mom’s favorite place to blow me is in my pool. Than I bang all your moms. Of course. 

[JustinCharge 2,397]

i think id prefer to spend a couple years sailing the pacific in a large vessel that has a jacuzzi.  Nothing too fancy.

[Pimpadeaux 2,404]

I hated my pool until COVID came along. It was a pain in the ass to take care of. The fence barely enclosed the pool, so in heavy rains crap - including dog crap - would wash into the pool, which would be green or brown within no time.

With three teenage boys around during COVID, I decided to hire a pool company to get it fixed up. Then I hired them to maintain the thing. 

I also tore down the fence and expanded the fenced back yard to enclose about an acre, using iron for the back fence so we could see into the woods.

Now we love having that pool, and my back yard looks like a paradise.

[Pimpadeaux 2,404]

13 minutes ago, JustinCharge said:

i think id prefer to spend a couple years sailing the pacific in a large vessel that has a jacuzzi.  Nothing too fancy.

Would you bring your mother along to comfort you when you have your nuclear-related anxiety attacks?

[GutterBoy 2,898]

5 minutes ago, Pimpadeaux said:

I hated my pool until COVID came along. It was a pain in the ass to take care of. The fence barely enclosed the pool, so in heavy rains crap - including dog crap - would wash into the pool, which would be green or brown within no time.

With three teenage boys around during COVID, I decided to hire a pool company to get it fixed up. Then I hired them to maintain the thing. 

I also tore down the fence and expanded the fenced back yard to enclose about an acre, using iron for the back fence so we could see into the woods.

Now we love having that pool, and my back yard looks like a paradise.

Bro can't even maintain a pool

[MDC 7,120]

10 hours ago, bostonlager said:

Look at the front page of our forearm. Those pigeon focking queers from FBGs have completely ruined this place with their desire to argue with others. I hate them all. 

Around half of all main page posts started by League Champion, every one of them a cry for attention. 

 

[Pimpadeaux 2,404]

4 minutes ago, GutterBoy said:

Bro can't even maintain a pool

Not when the dog craps within 5 feet of the pool and heavy rain washes it into the water. It would be easier now that the dog craps on the far corners, far away from the pool, but I'm fine with letting a pool crew deal with it. The come once a week, and pool always looks perfect.

[Pimpadeaux 2,404]

2 minutes ago, MDC said:

Around half of all main page posts started by League Champion, every one of them a cry for attention. 

 

The MAGA cult can't handle getting argued with and having their Internet safe space getting some badly needed political balance.

[Hardcore troubadour 14,915]

Want to know if someone is lazy? Give them a pool. It’s never been easier to maintain one. I look forward to it. 

[Pimpadeaux 2,404]

4 minutes ago, Hardcore troubadour said:

Want to know if someone is lazy? Give them a pool. It’s never been easier to maintain one. I look forward to it. 

Maintaining a pool is just one of those things I hate doing. I live on 2 acres and have plenty of other things to do around here. 

[Hardcore troubadour 14,915]

Just now, Pimpadeaux said:

Maintaining a pool is just one of those things I hate doing. I live on 2 acres and have plenty of other things to do around here. 

Takes about 10-15 minutes a day.  Spare me. 

[GutterBoy 2,898]

17 minutes ago, Pimpadeaux said:

Not when the dog craps within 5 feet of the pool and heavy rain washes it into the water. It would be easier now that the dog craps on the far corners, far away from the pool, but I'm fine with letting a pool crew deal with it. The come once a week, and pool always looks perfect.

1. Clean up your dogs sh1t

2. You have a serious grade problem if dog sh1t washes into your pool when it rains

3. You're just incompetent 

[Pimpadeaux 2,404]

10 minutes ago, GutterBoy said:

1. Clean up your dogs sh1t

2. You have a serious grade problem if dog sh1t washes into your pool when it rains

3. You're just incompetent 

As I said, the dog sh!t no longer is an issue.

But your obsession about my pool is amusing.

[Vikings4ever 538]

https://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2023/04/30/shaquil-barretts-2-year-old-daughter-drowns-in-family-swimming-pool/

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Arrayah Barrett, the 2-year-old daughter of Buccaneers linebacker Shaquil Barrett, drowned in the family’s swimming pool this morning.

 

[seafoam1 2,799]

3 hours ago, Vikings4ever said:

https://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2023/04/30/shaquil-barretts-2-year-old-daughter-drowns-in-family-swimming-pool/

 

I don't get how parents of a two year old don't take every precaution to make sure their kid doesn't drown in their pool. 

Some accidents just happen and are truly unfortunate, but unless something completely unimaginable happened, there shoukd be some neglect charges going on here. It's not like a kid walking around and tripped and hit it's head and freakishly dies.

[Bert 1,128]

If these enviro idiots truly cared about the environment banning swimming pools and water parks would be at the top of their list.  But no the hypocrites love their pools so fock the environment. 

[Pimpadeaux 2,404]

1 hour ago, seafoam1 said:

Some accidents just happen and are truly unfortunate.

Like your mom getting pregnant with you.

[seafoam1 2,799]

33 minutes ago, Pimpadeaux said:

Like your mom getting pregnant with you.

Unlike. 

No need to take out your hatred for your mom on me. Blame your wife-beating dad who got pissed that your mom was having sex with his dog. 

[Pimpadeaux 2,404]

1 minute ago, seafoam1 said:

Unlike. 

No need to take out your hatred for your mom on me. Blame your wife-beating dad who got pissed that your mom was having sex with his dog. 

My dad was more of a man than you or anyone in your unforked, inbred, child-brained family tree. You knew your sister was on her period when your dad's cack tasted like blood. Your favorite family Halloween tradition is the pump kin. 

[seafoam1 2,799]

2 minutes ago, Pimpadeaux said:

My dad was more of a man than you or anyone.

 You mean he was more of a sniveling pvssy than anyone. 

[Pimpadeaux 2,404]

5 minutes ago, seafoam1 said:

 You mean he was more of a sniveling pvssy than anyone. 

He was a World War II veteran who flew B-29s. You wouldn't be worthy to eat the peanuts out of his sh!t, child. 

[Horseman 2,353]

On 4/30/2023 at 1:25 PM, Pimpadeaux said:

 so in heavy rains crap - including dog crap - would wash into the pool, which would be green or brown within no time.

WTF?

How about don't be a foking slob with all your animals.  

And don't have land that drains to the pool.  

[Horseman 2,353]

1 - I need a pool.

2 - I don't want strangers in my pool.  Public pools are a non-starter.

3 - If you have dog crap in your pool you've failed at life.

[Cdub100 3,825]

I opened my pool Monday. Still balancing the water but it's looking pretty clear.

[zsasz 361]

On 4/30/2023 at 6:25 AM, bostonlager said:

Look at the front page of our forearm. Those pigeon focking queers from FBGs have completely ruined this place with their desire to argue with others. I hate them all. 

Long time board member here......what is a FBG?

[bostonlager 2,664]

5 minutes ago, zsasz said:

Long time board member here......what is a FBG?

Consider yourself lucky if you’ve been around here since 2005 and don’t know what an FBG is. That said if you have autism, a gigantic nose, or own a pair of assless chaps, it might be the place for you. 

[League Champion 1,896]

30 minutes ago, bostonlager said:

if you have autism, a gigantic nose, or own a pair of assless chaps, it might be the place for you. 

GUTTERBOY, you're perfect match!