edjr 5,566 Posted February 11, 2016 one post at a time Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hoytdwow 202 Posted February 11, 2016 one post at a time this is no time for half measures Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TD Ryan2 314 Posted February 11, 2016 we used to have real heroes around here... like Swerski, Call Me Tim, Mr. Anonymous, and Tight Fittin' Jeans this place used to topple celebrities like Jordan and Mickelson torridjoe founded Hamas right here on these pages Joe Bryan would wake in cold sweats over these forearms Eric's Mom was free, uncensored, and spectacular Steak was done when it was black and nobody... I mean NOBODY ever benched Stephen Davis WE were a forearm on a hill, its promise as well as its posters boundless 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tanatastic 2,061 Posted February 11, 2016 Meh id vote for the other guy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
porkbutt 861 Posted February 11, 2016 meh glory days of this bored are focking overrated. what so it can be like the sancutary? ever see that place? it's the most pathetic dorkfest i ever seen. they speak in some kind of spock mork code of the unfunny kind. it's like a geek inner sanctum trainwreck Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mike Honcho 4,035 Posted February 11, 2016 Lets make The Geek Club great again! You leaving again? 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Old School 360 Posted February 11, 2016 Did we send an invite to Trump? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
posty 2,296 Posted February 11, 2016 You leaving again? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted February 12, 2016 In all seriousness we should. I think everyone should look around at their lives. Find one person who might just be focked up enough to fit in here. And get them to sign up. A massive transfusion of new blood would do wonders. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tanatastic 2,061 Posted February 12, 2016 In all seriousness we should. I think everyone should look around at their lives. Find one person who might just be focked up enough to fit in here. And get them to sign up. A massive transfusion of new blood would do wonders. This place chases off new blood faster than a family of vampires in a rural town with gorgeous teenagers. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted February 12, 2016 This place chases off new blood faster than a family of vampires in a rural town with gorgeous teenagers. Yes. I know this. But maybe if we all brought one, people we actually know, there would be a big enough lump that some would survive. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,206 Posted February 12, 2016 Yes. I know this. But maybe if we all brought one, people we actually know, there would be a big enough lump that some would survive. Interesting idea. My concern would be that somebody I know in real life would come to realize what a juvenile ass I am on the interwebs. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted February 12, 2016 Interesting idea. My concern would be that somebody I know in real life would come to realize what a juvenile ass I am on the interwebs. I had the idea meeting all these crazy expat fockers here in China. Some of them would fit in here like a glove. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mungwater 588 Posted February 12, 2016 I had the idea meeting all these crazy expat fockers here in China. Some of them would fit in here like a glove. Should we start a gofundme for their hookers? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tanatastic 2,061 Posted February 12, 2016 Interesting idea. My concern would be that somebody I know in real life would come to realize what a juvenile ass I am on the interwebs. This exactly. The last thing I want is anyone I know to read the stuff that is said on here. The freedom to be a dbag and raciss and ignorant, degenerate is what makes message boards great. Dont need some dillweed coming on here like "Uhh hey im Leonard, err, I mean Kutulus friend, you guys should stop being meanies to him or ill tell." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hoytdwow 202 Posted February 12, 2016 This exactly. The last thing I want is anyone I know to read the stuff that is said on here. The freedom to be a dbag and raciss and ignorant, degenerate is what makes message boards great. Dont need some dillweed coming on here like "Uhh hey im Leonard, err, I mean Kutulus friend, you guys should stop being meanies to him or ill tell." I would so draft you just based on your gift for narrative Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cdub100 3,381 Posted February 12, 2016 It was never great. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Franknbeans 46 Posted February 12, 2016 I don't know any racists Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tanatastic 2,061 Posted February 12, 2016 It was never great. Neither were your feet or dong so its no shame you cant look down and see them anymore. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,650 Posted February 12, 2016 It is funny that the people that have been here the longest complain that it sucks now. Maybe a look in the mirror is in order? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cdub100 3,381 Posted February 12, 2016 It is funny that the people that have been here the longest complain that it sucks now. Maybe a look in the mirror is in order? I've been here for a long time. It's always sucked. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cdub100 3,381 Posted February 12, 2016 Neither were your feet or dong so its no shame you cant look down and see them anymore. engrish? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DankNuggs 305 Posted February 12, 2016 It's going to be amazing. It's going to be really really amazing and let me tell you, it's going to be YOOOOOGE Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted February 12, 2016 Should we start a gofundme for their hookers? No need, Hookers start at $13.75 cents here and go up from there. Its one of the charms of this place. We make roughly average money by American standards ($32,000) and pay no rent. Here, that is quite sufficient to amuse the hell out of oneself. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 832 Posted February 12, 2016 amuse the hell out of oneself. You mean you treat your body like an amusement park ?? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted February 12, 2016 You mean you treat your body like an amusement park ??Whatever you are into I suppose. personally I prefer to use someone else's body as an amusement park, but that's just me. It nice. If you want, you can live cheap as dirt. Chinese food and alcohol is basically so cheap it's free. Or you can go baller mode and high roll. Your call. Weed is expensive though. That kinda sucks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 832 Posted February 12, 2016 Whatever you are into I suppose. personally I prefer to use someone else's body as an amusement park, but that's just me. Seinfeld reference HTHs Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rholio 339 Posted February 12, 2016 Dont need some dillweed coming on here like "Uhh hey im Leonard, err, I mean Kutulus friend, you guys should stop being meanies to him or ill tell." Now why you gotta do that? No one else here accuses kutulu of having friends... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Elevator Killer 497 Posted February 12, 2016 Yes. I know this. But maybe if we all brought one, people we actually know, there would be a big enough lump that some would survive. This is how that would go. Hi I'm new here. TEK invited me. Hi Burt. Fock off Swerski. Show us your boobs. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted February 12, 2016 Interesting idea. My concern would be that somebody I know in real life would come to realize what a juvenile ass I am on the interwebs. That is my conundrum. It is sort of analogous to getting one of your friends to try that new pron site that you found. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nzoner 936 Posted February 12, 2016 Weed is expensive though. That kinda sucks. But is it the weed that kinda grabs ya by the boo boo? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,566 Posted February 12, 2016 It's going to be amazing. It's going to be really really amazing and let me tell you, it's going to be YOOOOOGE Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TD Ryan2 314 Posted February 12, 2016 Here, that is quite sufficient to amuse the hell out of oneself. uhhh... why are you still "amusing" yourself if hookers are $13.75? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cloaca du jour 2,064 Posted February 12, 2016 In all seriousness we should. I think everyone should look around at their lives. Find one person who might just be focked up enough to fit in here. And get them to sign up. A massive transfusion of new blood would do wonders. So you would bring a brunch of secret asian men? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 3,315 Posted February 12, 2016 Good idea, let's start by getting rid of the Mexians and the Muslims. Sorry Cruzer and Artista Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,566 Posted February 12, 2016 Good idea, let's start by getting rid of the Mexians and the Muslims. Sorry Cruzer and Artista Fock that! Cruzer if you want to stay meet me in Cali, we'll get married. (just so you can stay, not for the sex) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted February 12, 2016 But is it the weed that kinda grabs ya by the boo boo?It's good stuff. But it's high as hell. About $200 for a quarter ounce. I do have this badass jade and brass two foot long opium pipe I love to use on occasion though. And there is other sh!t around. There is this stuff they call B nut that they sell in certain stores. It is a nut husk you chew like tobacco. It is supposedly similar to opium but not addictive. I'd say it's more like a mild Xanax. And one can buy things like Percocet in the pharmacy. No prescription. I don't touch that sh!t though, although I might to knock out for the flight home next summer. Same for Viagra if one wants to really play with the hookers. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hoytdwow 202 Posted February 12, 2016 Sorry Cruzer and Artista Ted Cruz(er)? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites