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we used to have real heroes around here... like Swerski, Call Me Tim, Mr. Anonymous, and Tight Fittin' Jeans

 

this place used to topple celebrities like Jordan and Mickelson

 

torridjoe founded Hamas right here on these pages

 

Joe Bryan would wake in cold sweats over these forearms

 

Eric's Mom was free, uncensored, and spectacular

 

Steak was done when it was black

 

and nobody... I mean NOBODY ever benched Stephen Davis

 

WE were a forearm on a hill, its promise as well as its posters boundless

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meh glory days of this bored are focking overrated. what so it can be like the sancutary? ever see that place? it's the most pathetic dorkfest i ever seen.

 

they speak in some kind of spock mork code of the unfunny kind. it's like a geek inner sanctum trainwreck :(

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In all seriousness we should.

 

I think everyone should look around at their lives. Find one person who might just be focked up enough to fit in here. And get them to sign up.

 

A massive transfusion of new blood would do wonders.

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In all seriousness we should.

 

I think everyone should look around at their lives. Find one person who might just be focked up enough to fit in here. And get them to sign up.

 

A massive transfusion of new blood would do wonders.

This place chases off new blood faster than a family of vampires in a rural town with gorgeous teenagers.

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This place chases off new blood faster than a family of vampires in a rural town with gorgeous teenagers.

Yes. I know this.

 

But maybe if we all brought one, people we actually know, there would be a big enough lump that some would survive.

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Yes. I know this.

 

But maybe if we all brought one, people we actually know, there would be a big enough lump that some would survive.

 

Interesting idea. My concern would be that somebody I know in real life would come to realize what a juvenile ass I am on the interwebs. :(

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Interesting idea. My concern would be that somebody I know in real life would come to realize what a juvenile ass I am on the interwebs. :(

I had the idea meeting all these crazy expat fockers here in China. Some of them would fit in here like a glove.

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I had the idea meeting all these crazy expat fockers here in China. Some of them would fit in here like a glove.

Should we start a gofundme for their hookers?

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Interesting idea. My concern would be that somebody I know in real life would come to realize what a juvenile ass I am on the interwebs. :(

This exactly. The last thing I want is anyone I know to read the stuff that is said on here. The freedom to be a dbag and raciss and ignorant, degenerate is what makes message boards great. Dont need some dillweed coming on here like "Uhh hey im Leonard, err, I mean Kutulus friend, you guys should stop being meanies to him or ill tell."

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This exactly. The last thing I want is anyone I know to read the stuff that is said on here. The freedom to be a dbag and raciss and ignorant, degenerate is what makes message boards great. Dont need some dillweed coming on here like "Uhh hey im Leonard, err, I mean Kutulus friend, you guys should stop being meanies to him or ill tell."

I would so draft you just based on your gift for narrative :wub:

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It was never great.

Neither were your feet or dong so its no shame you cant look down and see them anymore.

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It is funny that the people that have been here the longest complain that it sucks now. Maybe a look in the mirror is in order?

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It is funny that the people that have been here the longest complain that it sucks now. Maybe a look in the mirror is in order?

I've been here for a long time. It's always sucked.

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Neither were your feet or dong so its no shame you cant look down and see them anymore.

engrish?

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It's going to be amazing. It's going to be really really amazing and let me tell you, it's going to be YOOOOOGE

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Should we start a gofundme for their hookers?

 

No need, Hookers start at $13.75 cents here and go up from there. Its one of the charms of this place.

 

We make roughly average money by American standards ($32,000) and pay no rent. Here, that is quite sufficient to amuse the hell out of oneself.

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amuse the hell out of oneself.

You mean you treat your body like an amusement park ??

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You mean you treat your body like an amusement park ??

Whatever you are into I suppose. personally I prefer to use someone else's body as an amusement park, but that's just me.

 

It nice. If you want, you can live cheap as dirt. Chinese food and alcohol is basically so cheap it's free. Or you can go baller mode and high roll. Your call.

 

Weed is expensive though. That kinda sucks.

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Whatever you are into I suppose. personally I prefer to use someone else's body as an amusement park, but that's just me.

 

Seinfeld reference HTHs

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Dont need some dillweed coming on here like "Uhh hey im Leonard, err, I mean Kutulus friend, you guys should stop being meanies to him or ill tell."

 

Now why you gotta do that? No one else here accuses kutulu of having friends... :thumbsdown:

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Yes. I know this.

 

But maybe if we all brought one, people we actually know, there would be a big enough lump that some would survive.

This is how that would go.

 

Hi I'm new here. TEK invited me.

 

Hi Burt.

 

Fock off Swerski.

 

Show us your boobs.

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Interesting idea. My concern would be that somebody I know in real life would come to realize what a juvenile ass I am on the interwebs. :(

 

That is my conundrum. It is sort of analogous to getting one of your friends to try that new pron site that you found.

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Weed is expensive though. That kinda sucks.

But is it the weed that kinda grabs ya by the boo boo?

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It's going to be amazing. It's going to be really really amazing and let me tell you, it's going to be YOOOOOGE

 

:thumbsup:

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Here, that is quite sufficient to amuse the hell out of oneself.

uhhh... why are you still "amusing" yourself if hookers are $13.75? :dunno:

 

:banana:

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In all seriousness we should.

 

I think everyone should look around at their lives. Find one person who might just be focked up enough to fit in here. And get them to sign up.

 

A massive transfusion of new blood would do wonders.

So you would bring a brunch of secret asian men?

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Good idea, let's start by getting rid of the Mexians and the Muslims. Sorry Cruzer and Artista :(

 

Fock that!

 

Cruzer if you want to stay meet me in Cali, we'll get married. (just so you can stay, not for the sex)

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But is it the weed that kinda grabs ya by the boo boo?

It's good stuff. But it's high as hell. About $200 for a quarter ounce.

 

I do have this badass jade and brass two foot long opium pipe I love to use on occasion though.

 

And there is other sh!t around. There is this stuff they call B nut that they sell in certain stores. It is a nut husk you chew like tobacco. It is supposedly similar to opium but not addictive. I'd say it's more like a mild Xanax.

 

And one can buy things like Percocet in the pharmacy. No prescription. I don't touch that sh!t though, although I might to knock out for the flight home next summer.

 

Same for Viagra if one wants to really play with the hookers.

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