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It’s not a great look. But it’s contradicted, at least for me, by what I hear from him. When he talks he sounds perfectly cogent to me. And he makes a lot of sense. For a supposedly senile old man the job he has been doing has been pretty excellent IMO. He’s going to be re-elected so I guess we’ll all find out in the next 4 years how he’s doing.

We can only hope so

It was an insurrection in that Trump asked his supporters to show up and stop the election certification. They went into the capitol trying to stop it and subvert democracy. It also was not an insurrection in that most of the rubes there had no idea what they were doing and they were ill prepared to succeed in an insurrection. Just because the insurrectionists were clowns with zero plan and chance of success doesn't nullify the intent and failed actions.

"My memory is so bad I let you speak". - Joe Biden

The Barry Sanders of the Geek Club, We will be left wondering what could have been.

I will offer 4-1 odds that Biden will be the Democratic nominee in November. Name the amount. I will offer even odds that Biden will be re-elected. Name the amount.

I had faith in you and you came through

Stupid

There you go

Only so I can b!tch about it afterwards.

Yeah, this part. Not cool. And this was back in 2017 and the ghost writer JUST deleted the conversations, 7 years later? I mean...

Sorry man. Do you find it takes you longer to root out aliases?

Keith Richards disagrees.

Marry Britney. She is fun. Nail Gaga. Would just like to find out WTF she does behind closed doors. But only after a confirmed healthy medical test on her punchali. Later Swift. Had plenty like her before. Annoying.

"Insurrection" belongs on quotations marks more than "invasion" does. They had a protest that got out of hand for a few hours and everybody on the left is horrified and pretends its a big deal, as if they aren't responsible for doing 1000x worse.

Degenerate gambler tim is one of my favorite schticks from the mothership

It was absolutely priceless. They gave him 5 pounds of ritalin before the press conference. All he had to do was read the teleprompter and stay on script. Then the idiot came back out and abandoned all instruction. He spun himself out like FNORD at a Trump rally.

it is public you nitwit

Two political parties, both rotten to the very core.

Can't even imagine the level of ghey that takes place in pimpledoosh's mind all day every day.

The deep state is coming for Biden led by Obama DOJ Hur. Biden won’t go so they’re making him go.

You can still watch Usher if you're both facing the TV.

I don’t follow any of this stuff. Why would he be in “timeout”?

Flat bill lol. Did you leave the sticker on the brim?