How Many 3rd Graders Could You Take?

[BufordT 437]

Are these black 3rd graders or white 3rd graders? Beverly Hills or Chicago?

[Djgb13 2,339]

Are these black 3rd graders or white 3rd graders? Beverly Hills or Chicago?

I'd be more worried about middle eastern third graders. Those fockers have bombs in their backpacks

[BufordT 437]

I'd be more worried about middle eastern third graders. Those fockers have bombs in their backpacks

They'll all be deported pretty soon. But still a good point.

[cyclone24 1,934]

They'll all be deported pretty soon. But still a good point.

Kidding me? Liberals are out buying them backpacks.

[Filthy Fernadez 2,696]

Are these black 3rd graders or white 3rd graders?

 

To expound on that........................given this qualifier, you might have some teenagers in 3rd grade you're facing.

 

I'd take down whoever had the pigtails, then swing them around and around by them. Kind of like the Matrix Reloaded Agent Smith clone scene.

[frank 2,338]

 

then swing them around and around by them..

Dead or alive?

[Filthy Fernadez 2,696]

Dead or alive?

 

Dead. Can't risk them pulling in their arms and legs to protect the others.

[frank 2,338]

 

Dead. Can't risk them pulling in their arms and legs to protect the others.

You would spin them like a record?

[edjr 6,865]

minus 1

[Filthy Fernadez 2,696]

You would spin them like a record?

 

Yeah; grab the dead one by the pigtails and windmill them around and around headshotting any others that got close.

[edjr 6,865]

I am easily the biggest puss on this board, hands down. not counting cripples. I am talking able bodied humans

[frank 2,338]

 

Yeah; grab the dead one by the pigtails and windmill them around and around headshotting any others that got close.

Right round, like a record?

[fandandy 3,313]

I am easily the biggest puss on this board, hands down. not counting cripples. I am talking able bodied humans

I don't know man. When I initially read the OP my first thought was Are we talking BIG third graders?

[edjr 6,865]

I don't know man. When I initially read the OP my first thought was Are we talking BIG third graders?

 

 

That was my thought too. Jesus, i've seen some mongo 3rd graders in my day with giant heads

[dain11279 980]

3rd graders are what, 8 or 9 years old roughly? Some of those little fockers could prolly move around pretty damn quick. Not to mention if one of them catches you in the nuts. I'd be lucky to take down 15-20

[edjr 6,865]

3rd graders are what, 8 or 9 years old roughly? Some of those little fockers could prolly move around pretty damn quick. Not to mention if one of them catches you in the nuts. I'd be lucky to take down 15-20

 

right.

 

I have so many questions.

 

will someone train/teach them before the brawl, or will it just be like jumping into an alligator pit

 

 

I must admit. I've never punched anyone in the face, ever in my life.

 

I bet it would feel focking fantastic to punch a 8 year old right in the jaw.

[Filthy Fernadez 2,696]

 

I bet it would feel focking fantastic to punch a 8 year old right in the jaw.

 

I can give you Sho's mom's address. Go around back to the basement door.

[edjr 6,865]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4YQ8mbc6qs

 

 

 

plagiarism!!!

 

This weeks episode.

SUE!!

[vuduchile 1,947]

This thread kept creeping into my head today while coaching my 3rd grade hoops team.

 

Even though some of them are jerks, I'd never be able to harm them, so the 12 of them could take me out without much effort.

[mobb_deep 920]

Hasn't this been asked a few years ago?

 

Anyways, there is no amount of 3rd graders that could take me down until I dropped from sheer exhaustion.

Yes. It was my thread.

[Mookz 1,367]

Yes. It was my thread.

 

I believe that thread went way more in depth, and fleshed out a lot of the rules. For example, I believe it takes place on an outdoor basketball court (the kind that's fenced in), and that the third graders are motivated to kill you.

[Bier Meister 1,747]

at the whole thread, but this one had me rolling.

 

 

It'll become quickly obvious which of the third-graders is their 'tough guy". I would knock him the fock out first, which will make most of them scatter in fear. The next brave dude would get pummelled and then I'd use his body as a club to fend off the others.

I'm pretty sure I could handle at least fifty.

[NewbieJr 541]

at the whole thread, but this one had me rolling.

 

 

[BunnysBastatrds 2,581]

Do field trips count?

[Hardcore troubadour 15,908]

at the whole thread, but this one had me rolling.

 

 

That was fun Newbie.

[Bier Meister 1,747]

That was fun Newbie.

 

a newbie, divided against itself, cannot stand.

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

That's what half of teaching is. Keep em cowed and never let em realize that there are 60 of them and one of you. They can take you if they want.

 

Actually they probably couldn't. I'm no badass, but they are pretty spoiled soft little wusses.

 

Now in Compton or somewhere, they're probably armed.

[edjr 6,865]

As mentioned, fear would be your biggest weapon. The first one that reached you....a straight kick to his face that killed him instantly would have the others cowering instantly. Throw a rape on the dead body and the room will clear.

 

did you mean "rake" perhaps?

[KSB2424 3,172]

As good as place as any for this video. Japanese television comes up with the best stuff.

 

3 Japan International soccer players vs. 100 school children lined up in a 30-30-30-10 (goalies) formation.

 

https://youtu.be/HBpEmqyBrfQ

[dain11279 980]

As good as place as any for this video. Japan television comes up with the best stuff.

 

3 Japan International soccer players vs. 100 school children lined up in a 30-30-30-10 (goalies) formation.

 

https://youtu.be/HBpEmqyBrfQ

 

 

Haha, saw that earlier on Twitter. Good stuff.

[cyclone24 1,934]

As good as place as any for this video. Japan television comes up with the best stuff.

 

3 Japan International soccer players vs. 100 school children lined up in a 30-30-30-10 (goalies) formation.

 

https://youtu.be/HBpEmqyBrfQ

 

That's outstanding.

[Bad Santa 27]

As mentioned, fear would be your biggest weapon. The first one that reached you....a straight kick to his face that killed him instantly would have the others cowering instantly. Throw a rape on the dead body and the room will clear.

This seems to work for those welfare women with a thousand kids at Walmart.

[NorthernVike 2,094]

As good as place as any for this video. Japanese television comes up with the best stuff.

 

3 Japan International soccer players vs. 100 school children lined up in a 30-30-30-10 (goalies) formation.

 

https://youtu.be/HBpEmqyBrfQ

Who the hell is coaching those kids. They were way out of position.

[JohnD. 22]

Saw this in the comments section....... mind blown

 

 

"This is like one of those "Would you rather face one hundred chicken sized horses or one horse sized chicken" thing"

[edjr 6,865]

Who the hell is coaching those kids. They were way out of position.

 

Kids under 8, usually play what we call "Amoeba Ball"

[Gladiators 2,031]

Who the hell is coaching those kids. They were way out of position.

Agreed, they are terrible.

[Mike Honcho 5,411]

Probably could take 8 or 9, but since I just cleaned out the Jeep, no friggin way am I letting any third graders get into it.