Just Found Out A Girl From The Past

[BunnysBastatrds 2,447]

Will be going to the same New Years Eve party. I have a lot of fear hatred for this person. Her name is Nora Crazy B!tch (36C) and she is the devil. 27 years ago she started hanging out with our group of friends. We were your typical group of dumb-ass teenagers who do what teens do. She had some serious mental issues but we let that pass because her mom worked nights and we always had a place to hang out. And her friends were hot and loose. One day we were all just hanging around when someone brought up how crazy she was. The night before she took a dump on the hood of some guys car. She wouldn't tell us what happend between them so I pinned her crazy b!tch. I tell CB that I know the guy whose car she took a sh!t on and will find out why she did it. CB then goes into a rage and decides she is going to destroy my parents flower bed that they had just finished days before. She's pulling daisies, roses, and chrysanthemums while screaming how much an ###### I am, in devil talk. I go to stop her and she starts swinging wildly. I didn't want to hit her so I grabbed both of her arms and started moving her away from the flower bed. That's when it happend. As I'm holding her arms, she looks me right in the eye and says she will stop.....WHAM. She took a full leg swing and kicked me square in the nutz.They got punted witnesses would later say. I laid on the ground for a good ten minutes unable to move. I went blind for at least a minute. Worst pain I ever experienced. She ran home in fear knowing what she did was cheap and revenge would come soon. Of course my friends were all laughing and thanking God that it didn't happen to them. One of them asked me If they felt like I had been in the pool. I got up and shrugged it off like a man. I didn't get her back, but I ignored her for years.

 

About ten years later I see her at a bar after a parade. She looked incredible as she walked up to me. Our d!cks have always had a way of overidding what the brain thinks, but that night, my balls ruled the night. They didn't give a damn what either thought. As I moved to the side to block any possible sequels, as the balls instructed me, she smiled and told me she was so sorry about that day and it would be nice if we could forget about it. After a few drinks, I could see the crazy eyes coming out and decided it was time to go. She stopped me as I was leaving and told me she could kiss them and make them feel all better. As my balls were going into full panic mode, the bartender yells out, "Don't let her sh!t on your car!" CB: You told the bartender I sh!t on someones car? Me: Yes. CB: Why would you tell them that? We were teenagers. Me: Why did you sh!t on that guys car? CB: Because he accientally stuck his finger in my a$$. Me: So you crapped on his car? CB: He thought it was my poosay. Me: You are crazy and you aren't going anywhere near my balls. I went around her and headed for the door. The sad thing about walking away from that situation was I didn't truly know if I made the right decision to walk away from crazy ball sucking.

 

Now I get to see her Friday night. I'm planning on telling everyone that she sh!ts on cars. It's as close to revenge as I'm going to get.

[nikki2200 4]

I love these stories.

[cyclone24 1,913]

 

ummm.......okay?

[Riddlen 1]

he ygrandpa, its been 30 years. get the fock over it.

[cbfalcon 825]

The sad thing about walking away from that situation was I didn't truly know if I made the right decision to walk away from crazy ball sucking.

 

Ball sucking = The touch of God

Crazy ball sucking = may make you beg for the day you were only kicked in the balls.

 

You made the right choice here. And great story!

[GettnHuge 2]

post something just before you leave friday so we won't have to argue over which post was your last

[Headslap75 0]

Will be going to the same New Years Eve party. I have a lot of fear hatred for this person. Her name is Nora Crazy B!tch (36C) and she is the devil. 27 years ago she started hanging out with our group of friends. We were your typical group of dumb-ass teenagers who do what teens do. She had some serious mental issues but we let that pass because her mom worked nights and we always had a place to hang out. And her friends were hot and loose. One day we were all just hanging around when someone brought up how crazy she was. The night before she took a dump on the hood of some guys car. She wouldn't tell us what happend between them so I pinned her crazy b!tch. I tell CB that I know the guy whose car she took a sh!t on and will find out why she did it. CB then goes into a rage and decides she is going to destroy my parents flower bed that they had just finished days before. She's pulling daisies, roses, and chrysanthemums while screaming how much an ###### I am, in devil talk I go to stop her and she starts swinging wildly. I didn't want to hit her so I grabbed both of her arms and started moving her away from the flower bed. That's when it happend. As I'm holding her arms, she looks me right in the eye and says she will stop.....WHAM. She took a full leg swing and kicked me square in the nutz.They got punted witnesses would later say. I laid on the ground for a good ten minutes unable to move. I went blind for at least a minute. Worst pain I ever experienced. She ran home in fear knowing what she did was cheap and revenge would come soon. Of course my friends were all laughing and thanking God that it didn't happen to them. One of them asked me If they felt like I had been in the pool. I got up and shrugged it off like a man. I didn't get her back, but I ignored her for years.

 

About ten years later I see her at a bar after a parade. She looked incredible as she walked up to me. Our d!cks have always had a way of overidding what the brain thinks, but that night, my balls ruled the night. They didn't give a damn what either thought. As I moved to the side to block any possible sequels, as the balls instructed me, she smiled and told me she was so sorry about that day and it would be nice if we could forget about it. After a few drinks, I could see the crazy eyes coming out and decided it was time to go. She stopped me as I was leaving and told me she could kiss them and make them feel all better. As my balls were going into full panic mode, the bartender yells out, "Don't let her sh!t on your car!" CB: You told the bartender I sh!t on someones car? Me: Yes. CB: Why would you tell them that? We were teenagers. Me: Why did you sh!t on that guys car? CB: Because he accientally stuck his finger in my a$$. Me: So you crapped on his car? CB: He thought it was my poosay. Me: Your crazy and you aren't going anywhere near my balls. I went around her and headed for the door. The sad thing about walking away from that situation was I didn't truly know if I made the right decision to walk away from crazy ball sucking.

 

Now I get to see her Friday night. I'm planning on telling everyone that she sh!ts on cars. It's as close to revenge as I'm going to get.

So at what point did you know you were Ghey Everybody knows CB Bjs are the best kind!! if you would have ended this story by letting her stick a finger in your azzzz than sneaking into her garage to take a dump on the hood of her car It would have been an "instant classic"

[gocolts 300]

Will be going to the same New Years Eve party. I have a lot of fear hatred for this person. Her name is Nora Crazy B!tch (36C) and she is the devil. 27 years ago she started hanging out with our group of friends. We were your typical group of dumb-ass teenagers who do what teens do. She had some serious mental issues but we let that pass because her mom worked nights and we always had a place to hang out. And her friends were hot and loose. One day we were all just hanging around when someone brought up how crazy she was. The night before she took a dump on the hood of some guys car. She wouldn't tell us what happend between them so I pinned her crazy b!tch. I tell CB that I know the guy whose car she took a sh!t on and will find out why she did it. CB then goes into a rage and decides she is going to destroy my parents flower bed that they had just finished days before. She's pulling daisies, roses, and chrysanthemums while screaming how much an ###### I am, in devil talk. I go to stop her and she starts swinging wildly. I didn't want to hit her so I grabbed both of her arms and started moving her away from the flower bed. That's when it happend. As I'm holding her arms, she looks me right in the eye and says she will stop.....WHAM. She took a full leg swing and kicked me square in the nutz.They got punted witnesses would later say. I laid on the ground for a good ten minutes unable to move. I went blind for at least a minute. Worst pain I ever experienced. She ran home in fear knowing what she did was cheap and revenge would come soon. Of course my friends were all laughing and thanking God that it didn't happen to them. One of them asked me If they felt like I had been in the pool. I got up and shrugged it off like a man. I didn't get her back, but I ignored her for years.

 

About ten years later I see her at a bar after a parade. She looked incredible as she walked up to me. Our d!cks have always had a way of overidding what the brain thinks, but that night, my balls ruled the night. They didn't give a damn what either thought. As I moved to the side to block any possible sequels, as the balls instructed me, she smiled and told me she was so sorry about that day and it would be nice if we could forget about it. After a few drinks, I could see the crazy eyes coming out and decided it was time to go. She stopped me as I was leaving and told me she could kiss them and make them feel all better. As my balls were going into full panic mode, the bartender yells out, "Don't let her sh!t on your car!" CB: You told the bartender I sh!t on someones car? Me: Yes. CB: Why would you tell them that? We were teenagers. Me: Why did you sh!t on that guys car? CB: Because he accientally stuck his finger in my a$$. Me: So you crapped on his car? CB: He thought it was my poosay. Me: You are crazy and you aren't going anywhere near my balls. I went around her and headed for the door. The sad thing about walking away from that situation was I didn't truly know if I made the right decision to walk away from crazy ball sucking.

 

Now I get to see her Friday night. I'm planning on telling everyone that she sh!ts on cars. It's as close to revenge as I'm going to get.

You should have someone with you video her while you get your hands on the mic and tell the entire place at the same time.

[IMMensaMind 462]

<----suggests stealth camera phone pic

[shotsup 832]

I lost it at 27 years

[heavy-set 39]

I lost it at 27 years

27 year old grudges. move on

[Mungwater 597]

Actually, I think the only time that a kick in the balls is warranted is when someone brings up something from 27 years ago... Be careful

[phillybear 366]

Tell ya what, Romy. When you see Michelle across the room, get a running start and punch her right in the box. After she collapses, nonchalantly toss her a bag of frozen peas and do a Woody Woodpecker dance. That'll learn her good.

[edjr 6,602]

why are you lying? girls do not poop

[TylerRoseFan 16]

Man, you gotta hit that sh!t!!!!!!!!! Let it go, hit it, and sleep well.

[Rusty Syringes 478]

I'm finding the idea of shittting on someone's car to be curiously appealing.

 

[Strike 5,565]

Me thinks you should try to tap that and "accidentally" put your finger in her A$$.

[shovelheadt 71]

why are you lying? girls do not poop

 

Something similar to this is what jumped out at me. 99% of females won't even acknowledge that they take dumps. So how focked up does one have to be, to drop a log on someone's hood? Good gawd!

[Frank M 181]

You had a hot chick offering to kiss your balls and you said no? And 17 years later, all you're excited about telling everyone is that she took a dump on your buddy's car?

 

What the fock is wrong with this picture?

 

[TylerRoseFan 16]

Me thinks you should try to tap that and "accidentally" put your junk in her A$$.

[jets24 6]

CB>Phillybear

[phillybear 366]

CB>Phillybear

 

It's hard to compete with the innate ability to drop a deuce on command, but given enough time, I could have coated the windshield in more splatter than a flock of seagulls.

[IGotWorms 4,058]

I think you shoulda done her. Everyone knows that the best sex on Earth happens with crazy chicks. But she sounds very crazy, like maybe she would've bitten off your balls or something. So I think that you played it safe and that's okay under the circumstances. Still, there is an 80% chance that you would have been able to do dirty, nasty, unspeakable things to her with minimal after effects.

[BunnysBastatrds 2,447]

I think you shoulda done her. Everyone knows that the best sex on Earth happens with crazy chicks. But she sounds very crazy, like maybe she would've bitten off your balls or something. So I think that you played it safe and that's okay under the circumstances. Still, there is an 80% chance that you would have been able to do dirty, nasty, unspeakable things to her with minimal after effects.

 

 

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I found an old gag fake rubber piece of poop and plan on putting it on the bar when I see her. Knowing her evilness, she'll have a set of truck nutz and kick them across the room.

[SUXBNME 1,509]

Tell ya what, Romy. When you see Michelle across the room, get a running start and punch her right in the box. After she collapses, nonchalantly toss her a bag of frozen peas and do a Woody Woodpecker dance. That'll learn her good.

Don't forget to put a post-it note on her fore head explaining why you did it.

[RLLD 4,239]

Nobody puts CB in a corner.....

[Bill E. 703]

But she sounds very crazy, like maybe she would've bitten off your balls or something. So I think that you played it safe and that's okay under the circumstances.

 

That's what I think. It would be hard to enjoy that knowing that she could cause unbearable pain and permanent disfigurement. Still I love the story. for posting it BB.

[SUXBNME 1,509]

That's what I think. It would be hard to enjoy that knowing that she could cause unbearable pain and permanent disfigurement. Still I love the story. for posting it BB.

True dat...It was a good story, and he told it so well.

 

From knowing the abomination that is BunnyBackstreetHomo as well as I do, I give you the the Sux stamp of approval that his stories are not made up, but 100% real.

 

I've heard a few of his others (stories) and let's just say that he'll go down as legendary here eventually.

 

[Bill E. 703]

True dat...It was a good story, and he told it so well.

 

From knowing the abomination that is BunnyBackstreetHomo as well as I do, I give you the the Sux stamp of approval that his stories are not made up, but 100% real.

 

I've heard a few of his others (stories) and let's just say that he'll go down as legendary here eventually.

 

I believe it. How would you make up a crazy girl shitting on someone's car? And you are right, the delivery was top notch.

[SUXBNME 1,509]

I believe it. How would you make up a crazy girl shitting on someone's car? And you are right, the delivery was top notch.

Acreed

 

 

He's one of my faggity phone buds is the only reason that I can vouch for his racist ass

[Bert 1,128]

Update?

[BunnysBastatrds 2,447]

Update?

 

 

I end up at this stoopid fawking party dressesd like a million dollars. My wife is happy and I am in full CB mode waiting for the balls to drop, literally. Poor fawkers were so damn scared the dog didn't sit on the cold hard ground after I told him of my delima. As the night goes on I relax a bit, and that's when it happend. SB: Hey you? How are you? CUntT was behind me. My Bunny Balls senses had let me down. There like Spidey senses but worse since spiders are better than fawking rabbits. Me: How'd you sneak in here? It's close to midnight? CB: You never know. I lost my hubby to cancer and I aint porno material any more. You tell the story about how I sh!t on some guys car again? Me: Notta. Why would I do that? As I put the fake sh!t away. She eneded up telling me about how her husband died and how she was alone. I could have had the sexy bawls treatment, but passed. I made one last parting shot to her. Me: How did he (guy she sh!t ons vehicle) miss the prize? CB: Someone told him I was eggplant and not pumpkin!

 

Love the crazy b!tches!!!!!

[nikki2200 4]

I end up at this stoopid fawking party dressesd like a million dollars. My wife is happy and I am in full CB mode waiting for the balls to drop, literally. Poor fawkers were so damn scared the dog didn't sit on the cold hard ground after I told him of my delima. As the night goes on I relax a bit, and that's when it happend. SB: Hey you? How are you? CUntT was behind me. My Bunny Balls senses had let me down. There like Spidey senses but worse since spiders are better than fawking rabbits. Me: How'd you sneak in here? It's close to midnight? CB: You never know. I lost my hubby to cancer and I aint porno material any more. You tell the story about how I sh!t on some guys car again? Me: Notta. Why would I do that? As I put the fake sh!t away. She eneded up telling me about how her husband died and how she was alone. I could have had the sexy bawls treatment, but passed. I made one last parting shot to her. Me: How did he (guy she sh!t ons vehicle) miss the prize? CB: Someone told him I was eggplant and not pumpkin!

 

Love the crazy b!tches!!!!!

 

Huh?

[GettnHuge 2]

Huh?

 

egads, obviously this chick killed Bunny and took the nick.

[JackARoot 2]

Was there corn in her ###### this year?

[The Pope 10]

egads, obviously this chick killed Bunny and took the nick.

 

I got him in the death pool! I mean uh....last rites words.

[NorthernVike 2,087]

Huh?

[cbfalcon 825]

I end up at this stoopid fawking party dressesd like a million dollars. My wife is happy and I am in full CB mode waiting for the balls to drop, literally. Poor fawkers were so damn scared the dog didn't sit on the cold hard ground after I told him of my delima. As the night goes on I relax a bit, and that's when it happend. SB: Hey you? How are you? CUntT was behind me. My Bunny Balls senses had let me down. There like Spidey senses but worse since spiders are better than fawking rabbits. Me: How'd you sneak in here? It's close to midnight? CB: You never know. I lost my hubby to cancer and I aint porno material any more. You tell the story about how I sh!t on some guys car again? Me: Notta. Why would I do that? As I put the fake sh!t away. She eneded up telling me about how her husband died and how she was alone. I could have had the sexy bawls treatment, but passed. I made one last parting shot to her. Me: How did he (guy she sh!t ons vehicle) miss the prize? CB: Someone told him I was eggplant and not pumpkin!

 

Love the crazy b!tches!!!!!

 

 

And the nominee for most incoherent update ever is.....

[nikki2200 4]

 

I've seriously what pumpkin vs. eggplant could possibly mean and I can't even begin to imagine. I will wait with baited breath for Bunny's explanation.

[DankNuggs 305]

Complete gibberish.