Game of Thrones (no spoilers)

[The Moz 69]

ed - I kinda' hope my predictions are false - they are too "cookie-cutter" and the show is rarely that way - and it's part of why it so enjoyable.

they are ... logical though but not really close

[Quickolas1 80]

The dragons take down the Wall, freeing the Others (White Walkers) to descend and they team up to kill everyone because they are tired of waiting for GRRMartin to resolve all the characters' conflicts.

The White Walkers return home north, the dragons fly away to live in the Dothraki deserts.

Benjen Stark finally shows up out of nowhere, the last person left in Westeros, sits on the Iron Throne and exclaims "finally, a win for the Starks!!!"

 

The End.

[tanatastic 2,062]

You guys will like episode 3, it was the best of the first 4 I think.

[phillybear 366]

The dragons take down the Wall, freeing the Others (White Walkers) to descend and they team up to kill everyone because they are tired of waiting for GRRMartin to resolve all the characters' conflicts.

The White Walkers return home north, the dragons fly away to live in the Dothraki deserts.

Benjen Stark finally shows up out of nowhere, the last person left in Westeros, sits on the Iron Throne and exclaims "finally, a win for the Starks!!!"

 

The End.

 

At that point GRRM reveals that the whole show was just a reboot of Blackadder Series One.

[posty 2,702]

Haven't watched them yet, but episodes 5.02, 5.03 and 5.04 appear to be available for viewing...

 

http://www.thedarehub.com/tv/game-of-thrones/season/5

[peenie 1,915]

The dragons take down the Wall, freeing the Others (White Walkers) to descend and they team up to kill everyone because they are tired of waiting for GRRMartin to resolve all the characters' conflicts.

The White Walkers return home north, the dragons fly away to live in the Dothraki deserts.

Benjen Stark finally shows up out of nowhere, the last person left in Westeros, sits on the Iron Throne and exclaims "finally, a win for the Starks!!!"

 

The End.

 

i read the first few words and if that happens i'm going to hunt you down and kick your ass!

[CantTouchThis 23]

So Brienne just happens to run into every Stark in Westeros? I get they are trying to add to her storyline because she is an interesting character and they are cutting out the most interesting part, but still. There is plenty that can happen to her other than just bumping into all these characters, including the 2 girls she was looking for, in a country that is about the size of Mexico.

 

I LOVE that they are going to give us more Bronn. I abso-focking-lutely approve of that and the whole Dorne trip .

 

I guess they did not want to show that the choosing on the Wall actually takes like 30 votes until there is, I think, a 2/3 majority . That's fine, but they could have shown how Sam slowly but surely manipulated the votes. Lord Commander Jon Snow.

 

DROGON!!! He looks awesome and gigantic. They are actually following the Meereen storyline pretty closely and making it a bit more interesting than I thought it would be.

[Big Blue 06 195]

I loved the first two episodes. While not a ton of action, that's just fine with me. It's the set up and storytelling that make this show so much better than most.

 

Love the kingslayer and bronn headed to dorne. Any way that they can work those two into the plot is good with me.

 

Also, I could listen to varys and Tyrion match wits all day long. how do these two not have a show on bravo yet? I would definitely watch that.

[Magnificent Bastard 191]

Jamie is total scum. Why do I root for him?

[OldMaid 2,130]

So Brienne just happens to run into every Stark in Westeros? I get they are trying to add to her storyline because she is an interesting character and they are cutting out the most interesting part, but still. There is plenty that can happen to her other than just bumping into all these characters, including the 2 girls she was looking for, in a country that is about the size of Mexico.

 

I LOVE that they are going to give us more Bronn. I abso-focking-lutely approve of that and the whole Dorne trip .

 

I guess they did not want to show that the choosing on the Wall actually takes like 30 votes until there is, I think, a 2/3 majority . That's fine, but they could have shown how Sam slowly but surely manipulated the votes. Lord Commander Jon Snow.

 

DROGON!!! He looks awesome and gigantic. They are actually following the Meereen storyline pretty closely and making it a bit more interesting than I thought it would be.

 

Yeah... the sh!t at the wall pissed me off a bit. I remember it being such an awesome moment in the book, and it lost some of that for the show.

[Reality 3,121]

Jaqen H'ghar!!!!!

 

 

That is all.

[parrot 789]

Kevan Lannister in the house.

[drobeski 3,061]

Jamie is total scum. Why do I root for him?

you root for scum in every other aspect of life

dont know why you surprise yourself

[The Moz 69]

Agree drogon was done perfectly. Feels like show is already halfway thru book 5 in the day part anyway.

[The Moz 69]

Agree drogon was done perfectly. Feels like show is already halfway thru book 5 in the day part anyway.

[IGotWorms 4,058]

Jamie is total scum. Why do I root for him?

He's certainly flawed but I wouldn't say he's scum. Certainly not when compared to most of the power players in game of thrones. He showed kindness towards Brienne and had a soft spot for his dwarf brother, among other redeeming incidents.

 

Plus it's easy to feel bad for him since he lost his hand. And it's become increasingly clear that his previous bad self was mostly attributable to being wrapped around the finger of his focked up kvnt of a sister

 

I like him.

[Magnificent Bastard 191]

you root for scum in every other aspect of life

dont know why you surprise yourself

 

Now now Aaron, calm down.

[Magnificent Bastard 191]

He's certainly flawed but I wouldn't say he's scum. Certainly not when compared to most of the power players in game of thrones. He showed kindness towards Brienne and had a soft spot for his dwarf brother, among other redeeming incidents.

 

Plus it's easy to feel bad for him since he lost his hand. And it's become increasingly clear that his previous bad self was mostly attributable to being wrapped around the finger of his focked up kvnt of a sister

 

I like him.

 

I agree with all that, and then I remember he chucked Bran out a window.

[phillybear 366]

5.02 The House of Black and White

 

Fair to good episode with nothing I would consider filler but not a barn burner either.

 

Arya does a reenactment of the Fight Club porch waiting scene at the front of the ominous looking black and white cookie building. I don’t know why she didn’t understand the whole disguise concept and that she was talking to Jagermeister the whole time. I was a annoyed at Arya giving a pigeon what appeared to be a hair cut and somehow it’s haid fell off. She swung over the top of it. She does have a very definitive list of whom she wants to kill, Cersei, Frey, Mountain, and Meryn Trant. Didn’t she have the Hound on her list at some point? She is invited inside eventually to being her training for something, maybe.

 

While the road trip movie between The Hound and Arya last season was fun, this season’s Bork Lesnar and Podrick journey is tedious and simply unenjoyable. Littelfinger is engaged again. He’s a sneaky sh!t and is looking to usurp another kingdom to extend his power. I like it. Bork’s past failures at protecting everybody and anybody are brought up by Littlefinger and Sansa tells her to vamoose. FACE!! Bork inexplicably decides to stalk Sansa to wherever she is going. Even her lickspittle is competent enough to realize that her vow is now void since both Starks told her to make like a tree and get out of here.

 

In an effort to get Cersei to shut the fock up, Jaime is on a mission to Dorne, and recruits Bronn away from a life of listening to some yappy broad. There is some discussion in Dorne about revenge, but the king is a pussie. Cersei has taken charge in King’s Landing in her son’s name and is passing out titles like somebody hitting a large bucket of balls at the driving range. Uncle Kevan gave Cersei some lip. That won’t end well. On the bright side, the general public is beheading every dwarf in sight to receive a pot of gold.

 

The most boring storyline continues to be the inept Daenerys and her clown council, bungling everything in sight. I was reminded of the Nedd Stark execution when they chopped that dude’s haid off, except the crowd got really angry. So, is the idea to push her rule into the muck until Varys and Tyrion arrive to save the day? Their carriage ride banter was somewhat spirited but mostly persnickety. Runaway dragon sighting.

 

Lizard Face and the water head girl have a discussion about life, the universe, and everything. I slowly insert a toothpick deep under my fingernail. Stannis offers Jon a title and Winterfell. Jon doesn’t want it, but instead wins election as Lord Commander for the Night Watch. The equivalent of being on Let’s Make a Deal and trading in your brand new car for a bucket of paint, on purpose.

[mighty_thor 115]

 

 

The most boring storyline continues to be the inept Daenerys and her clown council, bungling everything in sight. I was reminded of the Nedd Stark execution when they chopped that dude’s haid off, except the crowd got really angry. So, is the idea to push her rule into the muck until Varys and Tyrion arrive to save the day? Their carriage ride banter was somewhat spirited but mostly persnickety. Runaway dragon sighting.

 

 

Couldn't agree more. This storyline has been dull since about the middle of last season.

[parrot 789]

Jaime and Bronn On the Road to Dorne should be awesome. This is a total departure from the books as well.

[TD Ryan2 316]

Why have crowds stopped hissing? That's pretty freakin unnerving - 10,000 fans hissing at you - waaaaaay better than booing.

[OldMaid 2,130]

Couldn't agree more. This storyline has been dull since about the middle of last season.

It's so bad... even Drogon wants nothing to do with her.

[parrot 789]

They can't get Tyrion and Dany together fast enough.

[The Moz 69]

They can't get Tyrion and Dany together fast enough.

unless they really stray from the book u could be left wanting here

[IGotWorms 4,058]

I agree with all that, and then I remember he chucked Bran out a window.

At the suggestion of his kvnt wh0re of his sister. Far as I can tell his main flaw is he can't resist his sister's pvssy

[IGotWorms 4,058]

unless they really stray from the book u could be left wanting here

Stop it with the spoilers ya fockin kvnt

[Reality 3,121]

Stop it with the spoilers ya fockin kvnt

 

No sh!t...

[Magnificent Bastard 191]

unless they really stray from the book u could be left wanting here

 

There is no more "unless" or "if" they stray from the book. The tv show is doing it's own thing at this point.

[The Moz 69]

There is no more "unless" or "if" they stray from the book. The tv show is doing it's own thing at this point.

I hope it continues that way as well.

[kutulu 1,680]

Don't make me peenie the thread, boys

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[OldMaid 2,130]

So... what do you do when you have a series character who's storyline hasn't been written yet? You give her the part of someone else.

 

Gotta say, I can't believe I didn't think of it. And now that I've seen it, it seems so blatantly obvious. All this speculation about whether or not they knew what Martin's plans were... all for naught. This solves the problem beautifully.

 

Goodbye fake Arya Stark aka Jeyne Poole. Hello Sansa Stark.

[IGotWorms 4,058]

I don't like Sansa but even I feel bad for her getting married off to that psychopathic creep. He's gonna do some messed up stuff to her. Like one of those pron movies that gets a little too messed up and you end up feeling bad about yourself after watching it.

[Magnificent Bastard 191]

In don't know, Sansa may be getting underrated. Revenge is a powerful thing, and she definetly is entitled. When little finger told her to avenge her family she seemed to be intrigued. And which queen is Tyrion being taken to? They are closer to mereen

[IGotWorms 4,058]

In don't know, Sansa may be getting underrated. Revenge is a powerful thing, and she definetly is entitled. When little finger told her to avenge her family she seemed to be intrigued.

Sure revenge is the end game, but what'll she have to do in between? That's gonna be the focked up part.

[Magnificent Bastard 191]

Yeah, but I think if Little finger stays in power he may keep an eye out for that.

[Saint Elistan 106]

Sure revenge is the end game, but what'll she have to do in between? That's gonna be the focked up part.

 

I don't know...seemed to me like she has the full support of the people. He wouldn't get away with much...

 

The North Remembers...

[Saint Elistan 106]

In don't know, Sansa may be getting underrated. Revenge is a powerful thing, and she definetly is entitled. When little finger told her to avenge her family she seemed to be intrigued. And which queen is Tyrion being taken to? They are closer to mereen

 

Definitely Danny. He wants back in her good graces. Jorah would only refer to one woman as the Queen.

[OldMaid 2,130]

I liked it when Ramsay said he wouldn't hurt her. Even my BF (who hasn't read the books) snickered and said: "you won't be able to help yourself."

[Big Blue 06 195]

So... what do you do when you have a series character who's storyline hasn't been written yet? You give her the part of someone else.

 

Gotta say, I can't believe I didn't think of it. And now that I've seen it, it seems so blatantly obvious. All this speculation about whether or not they knew what Martin's plans were... all for naught. This solves the problem beautifully.

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This. I can't believe I didn't see that coming. I think Sansa is being underrated here. She has a long plan in mind, and she has the support of those in the north. A stark in Winterfell has a lot of weight to it, and while I understand Bolton's thinking, I think he may regret being a Stark to town.