So I was in a bad car accident

[OldMaid 2,137]

You really should just let them go ahead and take the other leg... 'cause a 1/4 of the man I used to be, just doesn't have the same ring to it.

 

 

Hope you feel better soon!

[parrot 790]

You really should just let them go ahead and take the other leg... 'cause a 1/4 of the man I used to be, just doesn't have the same ring to it.

 

 

Hope you feel better soon!

 

Maybe he likes to kick a pig every once in a while. How's he supposed to do that with no legs?

[MedStudent 56]

I'm thinking the geeks could all pitch in for a simple prosthetic leg as a Christmas present. Nothing too expensive though, just a stocking stuffer.

[Kanil 521]

You really should just let them go ahead and take the other leg... 'cause a 1/4 of the man I used to be, just doesn't have the same ring to it.

 

 

Hope you feel better soon!

Check your hallway... there's got to be a leg or two in there right?

[5-Points 3,838]

Just make sure when the time comes for PT, you take it seriously. Don't go pussyfooting around.

[5-Points 3,838]

I'm thinking the geeks could all pitch in for a simple prosthetic leg as a Christmas present. Nothing too expensive though, just a stocking stuffer.

That's a great idea! He shouldn't have to foot the bill for something like that.

[MedStudent 56]

Obviously he does.

 

The hospital trip didn't cost him and arm and a leg.

 

But he's walking around in circles wondering how he's going to afford his portion of the bill.

[kutulu 1,724]

That stopped being funny the 10th time.

 

This thread has jumped the shark

 

Don't judge until you walk a mile in his shoe.

[cbfalcon 828]

You really should just let them go ahead and take the other leg... 'cause a 1/4 of the man I used to be, just doesn't have the same ring to it.

 

But if he let them take the other leg now, then he'd have no legs at all to lose the next time he decides to drive like a woman.

[SUXBNME 1,624]

Don't judge until you walk hop a mile in his shoe.

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares?... He's a mile away and you've got his shoes

[SUXBNME 1,624]

Look on the bright side..In rattlesnake country, you cut the odds of getting snake bit in half.

[OldMaid 2,137]

I've put together an iPod playlist for you to listen to while you're in the hospital.

 

 

1) This Boot is Made for Walking/ Nancy Sinatra

2) Blue Suede Shoe/ Elvis Presley

3) He's Got Leg/ ZZ Top

4) Death on One Leg/ Queen

5) Foot in the Clouds/ Paul McCartney

 

 

There may be more....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Oops! I almost forgot: 6) Footloss/ Kenny Loggins

[OldMaid 2,137]

The hospital trip didn't cost him and arm and a leg.

 

No, but they should charge him 2 arms and a leg, just to keep this funny. Not as much material for a no legged, one armed man.

[Old School 360]

Man. There are some cold hearted bastages on this bored.

 

 

I'd expect nothing less from someone who already has one foot out the door.

[BiPolarBear 497]

Very sorry this happened to you buddy. I do not, however, believe you have to go through a long dark tunnel of depression. That is just a choice; not a requirement.

 

I worked with people with disabilities. I know a 23 y/o guy who has Spinal Muscular Atrophy. He can move his head and hands. Nothing else; past a twitch here and there. It is going to get worse and it is fatal. He is not depressed. He has a four year degree, is employed and has a ton of friends.

 

You can get fitted up with a sexy high-tech bounce appendage, and get more "leg" than you ever had. (didn't want you to think I was soft.)

 

The good news is that you are the same a$$hole you have always been!

[Thornton Melon 651]

Ya know, you could cut off the other leg and beat that Pistorius guy in the 2016 Olympics....in Rio, think about it.....

[phillybear 366]

You could date Heather Mills and share a shoe closet.

[remote controller 143]

I'd go for no arms and no legs and be renamed Art.

[GobbleDog 1,018]

So... how's your fantasy team doing?

 

[Giants Fan 85]

So... how's your fantasy team doing?

 

 

His competition has a leg up on him.

[Little Rusty 19]

I'm thinking the geeks could all pitch in for a simple prosthetic leg as a Christmas present. Nothing too expensive though, just a stocking stuffer.

 

Kind and thoughtful ........kinda

[Giants Fan 85]

Is the animal ok? you think you missed it right?

 

Gotta say .... this had me cracking up for like 15 minutes.

 

Poast of the year nominee fo sho.

[gocolts 300]

Gotta say .... this had me cracking up for like 15 minutes.

There is a lot of good sh1t in this thread.

 

At least crackattack is going to be all right.

[crackattack 520]

You really should just let them go ahead and take the other leg... 'cause a 1/4 of the man I used to be, just doesn't have the same ring to it.

 

 

Hope you feel better soon!

 

 

 

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[cbfalcon 828]

Did they remove the part of your leg that you make coherent posts with?

[jerryskids 7,192]

Did they remove the part of your leg that you make coherent posts with?

I'm thinking he pushed the happy juice button. Rock on Crack.

[Giants Fan 85]

I am the best poker player here. I'm calling bullshiat.

 

You would have said it was a deer in the beginning and not an "animal". We know what a deer is. I'm calling BS on this.

[BunnysBastatrds 2,702]

I know your first reaction is to swirv and miss the little focker but I tell my customers all the time to drive straight ahead and cream that mutherfucker.

 

 

On a side note. A good friend of mine lost his leg in a motorcycle accident when he was 18. He can still golf, ride 4-wheeler, etc... It's not the end of the world but it does suck ass.

 

 

What's wrong rith you? Really?

[shotsup 836]

I am the best poker player here. I'm calling bullshiat.

 

You would have said it was a deer in the beginning and not an "animal". We know what a deer is. I'm calling BS on this.

 

 

What's wrong rith you? Really?

[BunnysBastatrds 2,702]

What's wrong rith you? Really?

 

 

That's not funny mo-fo!!!

[shotsup 836]

That's not funny mo-fo!!!

 

That's where I would of laid my "Really" GF not NV

[MedStudent 56]

1349506357[/url]' post='4859476']

I am the best poker player here. I'm calling bullshiat.

 

You would have said it was a deer in the beginning and not an "animal". We know what a deer is. I'm calling BS on this.

 

I thought the same thing about the animal but I figured he might be telling the truth so, I'll error on the other side and take him on his word. at this point, I'd be relieved if he came out and said he was putting us on and give Him kudos for a good thread.

[Giants Fan 85]

It's a con. Wasn't there a Q Lazarus sighting the other day? Don't send him any money.

[Giants Fan 85]

There's only one lie ... that might actually be believable ... let's see if he comes up with it.

 

Prolly gonna start with, "I don't remember ..."

[shotsup 836]

There's only one lie ...

 

From You ?? We know We know

[Giants Fan 85]

Where did this accident happen? What hospital? He can easily prove it's real if it's real .... but it's not.

[Giants Fan 85]

I'm calling BS. You can put it all on me.

[Giants Fan 85]

It sounded kinda standard fabrication "swerved to avoid animal, guard rail, embankment."

 

If I'm wrong ... well ... now you know what it feels like to have people call you a liar, when it's the truth.

 

 

 

But I still say he's a liar.

[Giants Fan 85]

I picture crackatack as Newman.

 

 

And mastirbate a little. Is that so wrong? It's great because if he was burned alive in the vehicle ... he prolly wouldn't be able to report this quickly.

 

I can dream though, right?

[MedStudent 56]

1349515107[/url]' post='4859496']

I'm calling BS. You can put it all on me.

 

Irony