A random thread about stupid sh1t that pisses you off

[tanatastic 2,062]

There are alot of stupid shiitz here that piss me off.

[Mike Honcho 5,382]

People who don't know how to enter the traffic circle properly...It's NOT a four way stop, IDIOT!!!!!

[Big Blue 06 195]

Modern slang. Things like "bae" and "savage" (when referring to something mean or offensive that someone did) Some of the words are just made up gibberish and others are overused so much that I want to strangle a puppy.

[Mungwater 597]

I want to strangle a puppy.

Damn, that's savage, bro

[tanatastic 2,062]

Modern slang. Things like "bae" and "savage" (when referring to something mean or offensive that someone did) Some of the words are just made up gibberish and others are overused so much that I want to strangle a puppy.

That would actually be almost correct useage of savage. The slang savage means something cool or awesome. Just got these shoes! Savage kicks brah! I use it on the regs.

[wiffleball 4,793]

Should be allowed to punch anybody who uses:

 

En Flique (Fleek?) or:

 

On Point

 

 

 

Seriously, it reminds me of that biitch from Mean Girls who kept trying to get "It's so fetch" into the vernacular.

[wiffleball 4,793]

Not sure if this has been mentioned or not. Have you guys noticed the zombie walk that occurs in office building hallways, lobbies, skywalks, etc. ?

fo

 

Look, if you can't walk at a normal brisk pace AND fock around on your phone, ditch the phone.

 

Seriously believe that we should be allowed to shove these people in the back.

[wiffleball 4,793]

Ya know, they invented the turn lane so that drivers could slow down in that lane and wait for the arrow.

 

Can't stand people who begin that process whilst still in a through lane You CAN change lanes without slowing down first.

[Big Guy 1,417]

I'll start. I have a color printer/copier and I am attempting to print something in black. The printer is refusing because my yellow ink is empty. WTF???

 

yellow is the new black

[Big Guy 1,417]

Intents and purposes.

 

In Tents and Porpoises

[shotsup 834]

Asking for prayers on a message board full of strangers for you to do good on a fvcking test.

 

Dumb.

[Big Blue 06 195]

That would actually be almost correct useage of savage. The slang savage means something cool or awesome. Just got these shoes! Savage kicks brah! I use it on the regs.

I actually meant savage as an example of overused. For example, I go to yahoo and a headline is "Kim Kardashian takedown of Taylor Swift is savage".

[Artista 460]

Having a friend say posting good luck is the dumbest thing I've ever posted..

[shotsup 834]

Having a friend say posting good luck is the dumbest thing I've ever posted..

Negative.

You read that wrong. Saying "Good Luck" was the right answer - that's what you posted. "Good Luck".

 

A poster with ##'s in his name was the dumbest the HE ever posted. asking for prayers for a good grade on a test.

[NorthernVike 2,088]

Focking hate it when ass holes ask me to pray for them.

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

Focking hate it when ass holes ask me to pray for them.

Or even worse, when they ask if they can pray for me.

[Chronic Husker 85]

Or even worse, when they ask if they can pray for me.

Or even worse, lie about who they are for two months, act like nothing happened when caught red handed in said lie, then ask for prayers on a test, because their lying ass is "very religious".

[drobeski 3,061]

Nothing

[Mike Honcho 5,382]

Nothing

 

Ignorance is bliss.

[penultimatestraw 473]

Ignorance is bliss.

Ignorance pisses me off!!

[Mike Honcho 5,382]

Ignorance pisses me off!!

 

You must be a real sadomasochist coming back here day after day then.

[penultimatestraw 473]

 

You must be a real sadomasochist coming back here day after day then.

Good point.

[tanatastic 2,062]

I actually meant savage as an example of overused. For example, I go to yahoo and a headline is "Kim Kardashian takedown of Taylor Swift is savage".

Oh dont get me started on internet stuff that pisses me off. The clickbait and trap article headlines are out of control. LAtrst trend is poting that really fat celebrities "have lost weight and are now gorgeous!". Precious, mama june etc, its pure lies.

[Artista 460]

 

You must be a real sadomasochist coming back here day after day then.

[Gepetto 1,426]

Some wouldn't let me merge onto the interstate. I had to take the shoulder and hit the brakes. After I merged behind him and then passed him I think I hit 90 mph once I reached the left lane, was so focking pissed.

[MDC 7,714]

When I take a shower and immediately afterward realize I have to take a sh1t.

[Artista 460]

Went to pulmonologist today and asked why the chest xray was cancelled. He was . Someone is his office told the center when I was there that the order was cancelled. No it wasn't, so I had a half assed visit today with him to be sent back for chest xray and CT scan before next visit.

[Mookz 1,362]

When I take a shower and immediately afterward realize I have to take a sh1t.

 

Catch-22 because I suspect that sometimes the shower wakes it up.

[peenie 1,944]

old packing tape, new toilet paper, sticky labels - after finding the edge and peeling it back, the thing diagonally rips a tiny piece off instead of rolling back or being able to pull off the entire piece.

 

ice cream - taking it out of the freezer and realizing it's too hard to spoon so you leave it out for a few minutes but an hour later your remember you left it out and now it's a milk shake which forces you to eat the entire pint of ice cream you never intended to eat which is now gross but you can't put it back in the freezer because it'll just be freezer burn ice melt.

 

street light - cars in front of you that sit still when red light turns green because the driver is distracted (usually on cell phone). add double angry points if you get trapped early by the next red light because of the slow drivers in front of you.

 

you shall not pass - while on a highway either you're trying to get off or get over but there is a driver next to you that speeds up when you speed up so you can't get in front of him. you finally either go super fast to get in front or relent and drive slower to get behind him, only to have the guy get over into your lane after you've nearly killed yourself trying to get into his lane. (all could've been avoided if georgians would their signal light)

 

coffee - people with ridiculous coffee requests at starbucks

 

parking lots - people that walk in the middle of the parking lot row as if there aren't cars trying to park. get out of the way, walk to the side!

 

white folks crossing the street - why do white people not look both ways before crossing the street? they don't even look up from their phones, but simply step down from the side walking into the street, sometimes with strollers in tow as if they are kings and queens made of gold.

 

black folks crossing the street - why do black people cross in the middle of the most congested street as if there aren't corners with street lights?

 

weed smokers - why are my neighbors always weed smokers. i despise the smell of marijuana. if they smoked it once a week i wouldn't grieve, but everyday? do you not have jobs?

 

disease spreaders - why do people cough and sneeze and not cover their mouth? even worse, they do not say excuse me after infecting people in their midst.

[fandandy 3,313]

Dumb people. This chick is just talking to me about the weather and how it's finally kinda cool and thank God because she has a small house and when it's hot it's sooo hot plus it's white, which means it attracts heat.

[kutulu 1,692]

 

weed smokers - why are my neighbors always weed smokers. i despise the smell of marijuana. if they smoked it once a week i wouldn't grieve, but everyday? do you not have jobs?

 

 

some people work close to 50 hours a week and smoke weed all the time

[fandandy 3,313]

some people work close to 50 hours a week and smoke weed all the time

You guys do smell like sh1t though.

[nzoner 937]

Idiots in line at the quikmart trying to decide which $2 lottery ticket they want when all I want to do is pay for my bottled water and be on my way.

[shotsup 834]

People that pull out their wallet to search for their metro card AT the turnstile. Especially when I hear the train coming into the station

[jerryskids 6,985]

old packing tape, new toilet paper, sticky labels - after finding the edge and peeling it back, the thing diagonally rips a tiny piece off instead of rolling back or being able to pull off the entire piece.

 

ice cream - taking it out of the freezer and realizing it's too hard to spoon so you leave it out for a few minutes but an hour later your remember you left it out and now it's a milk shake which forces you to eat the entire pint of ice cream you never intended to eat which is now gross but you can't put it back in the freezer because it'll just be freezer burn ice melt.

 

street light - cars in front of you that sit still when red light turns green because the driver is distracted (usually on cell phone). add double angry points if you get trapped early by the next red light because of the slow drivers in front of you.

 

you shall not pass - while on a highway either you're trying to get off or get over but there is a driver next to you that speeds up when you speed up so you can't get in front of him. you finally either go super fast to get in front or relent and drive slower to get behind him, only to have the guy get over into your lane after you've nearly killed yourself trying to get into his lane. (all could've been avoided if georgians would their signal light)

 

coffee - people with ridiculous coffee requests at starbucks

 

parking lots - people that walk in the middle of the parking lot row as if there aren't cars trying to park. get out of the way, walk to the side!

 

white folks crossing the street - why do white people not look both ways before crossing the street? they don't even look up from their phones, but simply step down from the side walking into the street, sometimes with strollers in tow as if they are kings and queens made of gold.

 

black folks crossing the street - why do black people cross in the middle of the most congested street as if there aren't corners with street lights?

 

weed smokers - why are my neighbors always weed smokers. i despise the smell of marijuana. if they smoked it once a week i wouldn't grieve, but everyday? do you not have jobs?

 

disease spreaders - why do people cough and sneeze and not cover their mouth? even worse, they do not say excuse me after infecting people in their midst.

 

That's a damn fine list. Especially the ice cream.

[Artista 460]

Dumb people. This chick is just talking to me about the weather and how it's finally kinda cool and thank God because she has a small house and when it's hot it's sooo hot plus it's white, which means it attracts heat.

Is this chic in customer service of sorts or just a random chic yammering to you? If it's cs then she's doing her job by being friendly as opposed to those who look like they hate you for asking them to do their job.

[Artista 460]

old packing tape, new toilet paper, sticky labels - after finding the edge and peeling it back, the thing diagonally rips a tiny piece off instead of rolling back or being able to pull off the entire piece.

 

ice cream - taking it out of the freezer and realizing it's too hard to spoon so you leave it out for a few minutes but an hour later your remember you left it out and now it's a milk shake which forces you to eat the entire pint of ice cream you never intended to eat which is now gross but you can't put it back in the freezer because it'll just be freezer burn ice melt.

 

street light - cars in front of you that sit still when red light turns green because the driver is distracted (usually on cell phone). add double angry points if you get trapped early by the next red light because of the slow drivers in front of you.

 

you shall not pass - while on a highway either you're trying to get off or get over but there is a driver next to you that speeds up when you speed up so you can't get in front of him. you finally either go super fast to get in front or relent and drive slower to get behind him, only to have the guy get over into your lane after you've nearly killed yourself trying to get into his lane. (all could've been avoided if georgians would their signal light)

 

coffee - people with ridiculous coffee requests at starbucks

 

parking lots - people that walk in the middle of the parking lot row as if there aren't cars trying to park. get out of the way, walk to the side!

 

white folks crossing the street - why do white people not look both ways before crossing the street? they don't even look up from their phones, but simply step down from the side walking into the street, sometimes with strollers in tow as if they are kings and queens made of gold.

 

black folks crossing the street - why do black people cross in the middle of the most congested street as if there aren't corners with street lights?

 

weed smokers - why are my neighbors always weed smokers. i despise the smell of marijuana. if they smoked it once a week i wouldn't grieve, but everyday? do you not have jobs?

 

disease spreaders - why do people cough and sneeze and not cover their mouth? even worse, they do not say excuse me after infecting people in their midst.

Great list! As for disease spreaders, I'll add the people who accompany patients to their appts who are sick not wearing a mask. WTF? You are in an oncologist office where all of our immune systems are compromised!

[Bier Meister 1,738]

Is this chic in customer service of sorts or just a random chic yammering to you? If it's cs then she's doing her job by being friendly as opposed to those who look like they hate you for asking them to do their job.

 

walking a fine line there. if you are in an express lane and the cs/cashier starts getting chatty with everyone, we have a problem.

[fandandy 3,313]

Is this chic in customer service of sorts or just a random chic yammering to you? If it's cs then she's doing her job by being friendly as opposed to those who look like they hate you for asking them to do their job.

My point was not about the chattiness but the fact that she thinks white absorbs the most heat. I just kinda chuckled to myself. She's a sweet person, just dumb as a box of rocks.

[Artista 460]

 

walking a fine line there. if you are in an express lane and the cs/cashier starts getting chatty with everyone, we have a problem.

I agree. If they are chatting while ringing you up that's fine. But if they are going on when you can move along then yeah..

 

Fandandy, you should have advised her to paint her home dark brown.