I spent Saturday night in jail

[fandandy 3,311]

Go to jail for what exactly?

I don't know the laws but I hope we don't live in a society where it's perfectly legal to pour food and drinks on people heads.

[wiffleball 4,648]

it's hard to tell if this story is BS or not. Sounds a lot like something Bunny would post on any given night after 7pm.

 

However, if it went down as stated, you know how every biitch would tell this tale;

 

"I was just sitting there, trying to have a lovely meal - minding my own business - when out of NOWHERE this brute just threw the entire platter of food at me! I almost lost the vision in my right eye and i KNOW I had a concussion for DAYS afterward!"

[fandandy 3,311]

it's hard to tell if this story is BS or not. Sounds a lot like something Bunny would post on any given night after 7pm.

 

However, if it went down as stated, you know how every biitch would tell this tale;

 

"I was just sitting there, trying to have a lovely meal - minding my own business - when out of NOWHERE this tieless, stanky ass brute just threw the entire platter of food at me! I almost lost the vision in my right eye and i KNOW I had a concussion for DAYS afterward!"

[kutulu 1,551]

When is a kid I was at my next door neighbor's house. They had five girls all teenagers and one of them was dressed up for the prom and got in a verbal fight with one of her sisters who dumped a huge bowl of homemade Mac and cheese on her head. True story, unlike the OP which is complete bulllshitt

[NorthernVike 2,080]

When is a kid I was at my next door neighbor's house. They had five girls all teenagers and one of them was dressed up for the prom and got in a verbal fight with one of her sisters who dumped a huge bowl of homemade Mac and cheese on her head. True story, unlike the OP which is complete bulllshitt

Can sizes!

[kutulu 1,551]

Can sizes!

they ran the gamut

[Old School 360]

they ran the gamut

And pulled the train?

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,432]

it's hard to tell if this story is BS or not. Sounds a lot like something Bunny would post on any given night after 7pm.

 

However, if it went down as stated, you know how every biitch would tell this tale;

 

"I was just sitting there, trying to have a lovely meal - minding my own business - when out of NOWHERE this brute just threw the entire platter of food at me! I almost lost the vision in my right eye and i KNOW I had a concussion for DAYS afterward!"

Everything this alias posts is fake. HTH

[Cloaca du jour 2,065]

Good lord enough with the alias claims. Its so dumb. It was a good story regardless

[BunnysBastatrds 1,922]

it's hard to tell if this story is BS or not. Sounds a lot like something Bunny would post on any given night after 7pm.

 

However, if it went down as stated, you know how every biitch would tell this tale;

 

"I was just sitting there, trying to have a lovely meal - minding my own business - when out of NOWHERE this brute just threw the entire platter of food at me! I almost lost the vision in my right eye and i KNOW I had a concussion for DAYS afterward!"

Shut up Chef Boyardee!

[DankNuggs 305]

She called the po po because you didn't grate some fresh Parmesan to finish. Just plain rude not to

[Cloaca du jour 2,065]

It should be in the police blotter of local paper? Post a link

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,432]

Good lord enough with the alias claims. Its so dumb. It was a good story regardless

Look at the posts from the OP and then tell me it is for real.

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

Your wife needs a talking to for allowing that in your home and not throwing the b!tch out.

[jerryskids 5,212]

I associate Toad as part of the kozmiq / Siouxsie (sp?) alias group, not sure why. But it makes sense with our recent Sanctuary visit.

[BunnysBastatrds 1,922]

I threw a can of cream style corn, open, into my neighbors front window, who I Fawking hated, at 2:00 in the morning.. He whipped my friend with a bull whip as he was running away. He became New Orleans Jones. We were 12.

 

From the time me and my friends grew up and left the nest, we terrorized that POS. When I was 16, my mom and dad went to Tahoo. I cooked 20 boxes of cheap mac and cheesy from Sams. Nobody eats that sh!t. Put them in heavy duty zip lock freezing bags and put each one under every wheel of that mother fawkers brand new 1996 Camaro Z-28.

 

Me and my friends played quarters all night and came up with this. He left every morning at 6:00 AM. At 6, he backed out of his driveway, backed up and ran back over 15 pounds of mac and cheese that fawking exploded all over his house and cars. One of the funniest things I ever saw.

 

He put his hands up and said "You win."

 

It's 8:47. Am I Lieng Wiff?

 

You remind me of him. I just don't have the energy to macoroni and cheese you.

 

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,432]

I associate Toad as part of the kozmiq / Siouxsie (sp?) alias group, not sure why. But it makes sense with our recent Sanctuary visit.

I absolutely agree. Those 3 are intertwined

[DuckStupid 40]

Rookie move, your wife should have had the noodles.

[cbfalcon 824]

 

Aggravated Assault

That's a fowl charge.

[MTSkiBum 1,594]

I associate Toad as part of the kozmiq / Siouxsie (sp?) alias group, not sure why. But it makes sense with our recent Sanctuary visit.

Frog cog sounds better.

[wiffleball 4,648]

It's 8:47. Am I Lien Wiff?

 

Lieng Wiff sounds like one of Titans' Asian hookers.

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

Lieng Wiff sounds like one of Titans' Asian hookers.

 

I know a Liang Liang...

[Frozenbeernuts 1,652]

 

I know a Liang Liang...

I know her too

[ToadSprocket 12]

I associate Toad as part of the kozmiq / Siouxsie (sp?) alias group, not sure why. But it makes sense with our recent Sanctuary visit.

 

Kinda fun to be considered an alias here (when you're not). I've been accused of being associated with 5-6 people over the years. Trouble is, it's always a 'bad guy' and never a 'fan favorite'.

[Frozenbeernuts 1,652]

 

Kinda fun to be considered an alias here (when you're not). I've been accused of being associated with 5-6 people over the years. Trouble is, it's always a 'bad guy' and never a 'fan favorite'.

You kind of remind me of myself. Are you hung like a horse? If so we are twins

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,432]

You kind of remind me of myself. Are you hung like a horse? If so we are twins

 

You spelled "gerbil" wrong.

[vuduchile 1,941]

I don't know the laws but I hope we don't live in a society where it's perfectly legal to pour food and drinks on people heads.

Didn't pretty much every movie from the 50's have a scene with a chick throwing her drink in some dude's face?

[fandandy 3,311]

Didn't pretty much every movie from the 50's have a scene with a chick throwing her drink in some dude's face?

B1tches shoulda went to jail in those moves too.

[Frozenbeernuts 1,652]

 

You spelled "gerbil" wrong.

If I was hung like a gerbil I wouldn't be posting here...

[tanatastic 2,061]

If I was hung like a gerbil I wouldn't be posting here...

Of course you would, this is the place where the mundane becomes the dream. The crappy desk job becomes the aerospace Doctor job and the Vienna sausage becomes the kielbasa.

[Mookz 1,287]

Hmm, is it possible you suspect yourself of being a werewolf, and a full moon was scheduled for Saturday night, and you knew the only way to be sure you wouldn't hurt anyone was if you were behind bars?

[Baker Boy 1,485]

Omg, are you serious?

 

But yea, seriously - is pouring food on somebody considered assault?

Denver Broncos safety Will Parks is facing misdemeanor charges stemming from a March 31 arrest in Brighton, Colo.

 

According to Mike Klis of 9NEWS, Parks has been charged with harassment and

 

non-violent domestic violence

 

after an incident involving a former girlfriend.

 

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2017/06/01/broncos-safety-will-parks-facing-misdemeanor-domestic-violence-charges/

 

The stupid never stops

[SUXBNME 1,340]

Everything this alias posts is fake. HTH

Troof

[NorthernVike 2,080]

non-violent domestic violence

 

 

 

 

 

 

[frank 2,149]

 

 

Chicken alfredo.

[nobody 2,045]

I threw a can of cream style corn, open, into my neighbors front window, who I Fawking hated, at 2:00 in the morning.. He whipped my friend with a bull whip as he was running away. He became New Orleans Jones. We were 12.

 

From the time me and my friends grew up and left the nest, we terrorized that POS. When I was 16, my mom and dad went to Tahoo. I cooked 20 boxes of cheap mac and cheesy from Sams. Nobody eats that sh!t. Put them in heavy duty zip lock freezing bags and put each one under every wheel of that mother fawkers brand new 1996 Camaro Z-28.

 

Me and my friends played quarters all night and came up with this. He left every morning at 6:00 AM. At 6, he backed out of his driveway, backed up and ran back over 15 pounds of mac and cheese that fawking exploded all over his house and cars. One of the funniest things I ever saw.

 

He put his hands up and said "You win."

 

It's 8:47. Am I Lieng Wiff?

 

You remind me of him. I just don't have the energy to macoroni and cheese you.

 

Full of shįt

[jerryskids 5,212]

Of course you would, this is the place where the mundane becomes the dream. The crappy desk job becomes the aerospace Doctor job and the Vienna sausage becomes the kielbasa.

 

What a coincidence, I just had kielbasa for lunch. Wait, that didn't come out right!

[Frozenbeernuts 1,652]

Of course you would, this is the place where the mundane becomes the dream. The crappy desk job becomes the aerospace Doctor job and the Vienna sausage becomes the kielbasa.

Uhhh that's not possible. Everyone who posts here is hung like a brontosaurus....

[ToadSprocket 12]

Everything this alias posts is fake. HTH

 

Wow. Alias? Who? Fake? Why?

You must be 'friends' with that sux character. He's been following me around for years.

I don't come here often. Post even less. But if something is fun to share, I have tried.

But with all the quality posting here like tons and tons and tons of politics ad nauseam and Edjr posting 10 threads every morning, I can see why you feel the need to ACT as if you know something that you really don't about me.

 

I said good day, sir!

[SUXBNME 1,340]