posty 2,320 Posted February 21, 2018 Only in Pittsburgh... http://pittsburgh.cbslocal.com/2018/02/21/pittsburgh-lawyer-charged-with-dog-sex-abuse/ A prominent Pittsburgh attorney has been charged with dozens of counts of sexually abusing his dog. According to a police report, witnesses say they heard Ivan DeVoren engaging in sexual activities with his dog, Snoopy, on several different occasions. Witnesses described hearing sex sounds coming from DeVorens apartment on numerous occasions. They kept records of the alleged incidents, including sounds of a dog whimpering, creaking furniture and inappropriate language. Police took custody of the yellow Labrador retriever and transported it to a local veterinary hospital. Veterinarians told police they found signs consistent with sexual abuse. DeVoren is facing ten felony counts of aggravated cruelty to an animal, as well as ten counts of sexual intercourse with an animal. Detectives say when they searched DeVorens apartment they also found numerous drugs, including crack cocaine, heroin, and marijuana. DeVoren is also facing possession charges for the drugs. The Humane Animal Rescue says DeVoren was a volunteer there back in 2014. They say he was a dog walker for a few months, but was never alone with any of the animals. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frozenbeernuts 1,654 Posted February 21, 2018 His dad obviously didn't take Tans advice on coaching a kids sexual deviation Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Reality 2,711 Posted February 21, 2018 What the actual fock. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,312 Posted February 21, 2018 Sounds like the b1tch couldn't pay her drug debt. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MDC 6,013 Posted February 21, 2018 Once you go black lab ... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frozenbeernuts 1,654 Posted February 21, 2018 Once you go black lab ... It was a yellow Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tanatastic 2,061 Posted February 21, 2018 His dad obviously didn't take Tans advice on coaching a kids sexual deviation Exactly, you have to clip a dogs nails first so he doesnt scratch you up. Rookie mistake. Or some chicks put socks over the paws too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frozenbeernuts 1,654 Posted February 21, 2018 Exactly, you have to clip a dogs nails first so he doesnt scratch you up. Rookie mistake. Or some chicks put socks over the paws too. This guy gets it Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Strike 4,131 Posted February 21, 2018 Was the dog 2.6 years old at the time? If so, she was legal. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mungwater 589 Posted February 21, 2018 Why ten? Did the neighbor take a tally? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DonS 3,102 Posted February 21, 2018 I can only imagine what they must've heard: "Take it SNOOPY! Take it all!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mungwater 589 Posted February 21, 2018 And I would have gotten away with it to if it wasnt for these stupid kids and their...hey how ya doin? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,312 Posted February 21, 2018 I wonder what the inappropriate language was. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,564 Posted February 21, 2018 Givin the dog a bone 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mike Honcho 4,191 Posted February 21, 2018 Did he name the dog Iggy? (see how many get this one) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TimmySmith 2,782 Posted February 21, 2018 Woodstock must be a mess. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DonS 3,102 Posted February 21, 2018 Woodstock must be a mess. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Filthy Fernadez 2,696 Posted February 21, 2018 "Does your dog like treats?" "Yes; she gets a milk bone every night." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alias Detective 1,207 Posted February 21, 2018 Is this a new disease? Perrophylia Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Drizzay 651 Posted February 21, 2018 He called himself the Red Barron Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DonS 3,102 Posted February 21, 2018 Great, now we can expect to start seeing #metoo in ASPCA commercials. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cmh6476 783 Posted February 21, 2018 was it consensual? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tanatastic 2,061 Posted February 21, 2018 was it consensual? It’s not my fault your honor, I asked my dog how he wanted it and he said RUFF. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Filthy Fernadez 2,696 Posted February 21, 2018 Its not my fault your honor, I asked my dog how he wanted it and he said RUFF. It was a female dog.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mungwater 589 Posted February 21, 2018 It was a female dog.... The b1tch wanted it Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mike Honcho 4,191 Posted February 21, 2018 It was a female dog.... So the b!tch talked. ETA: Too slow. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,081 Posted February 21, 2018 Dose he identify as a dog? If so, non story. Thems the new rules. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 13,032 Posted February 21, 2018 My first dogs name was Snoopy. He humped my leg on the reg. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frozenbeernuts 1,654 Posted February 22, 2018 Vomit Is that your dogs name? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peenie 1,703 Posted February 22, 2018 That is how I felt reading that horrible story. But you knew that.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frozenbeernuts 1,654 Posted February 22, 2018 That is how I felt reading that horrible story. But you knew that.... Maybe... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cloaca du jour 2,094 Posted February 22, 2018 Typical steeler fan. I heard the dogs name was Patriot and they changed it in the papers to protect the innocent. Or maybe his name was Stains Come stains... cmon... come stains! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites