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I guess I'm pretty "old fashioned" but I'm definitely disturbed by men sharing the can sizes of their family members for other men, especially when it's their daughters.

My automatic reaction is "what a POS" but to be fair, for those of you that do it, do you think your can-outed family members wouldn't really care? They wouldn't be surprised/they wouldn't find it weird?

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You know the rules naomi...  :nono:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Can size?  :banana:

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9 minutes ago, Gladiators said:

How is this even a question?

I don't want to be too harsh on people. Honestly if I found out my dad did that, I would lose a ton of respect for him and be a little weirded out by him for ever after. He's a laid-back person but he has a decent sense of propriety. So for me, culturally speaking, it's just a very weird and foreign thing. Maybe in some families it'd be a complete non-issue :dunno: Years ago I'd have to assume that family was therefore low brow/a bit sleazy all around, but it's like culture has a much more diffuse sleaziness now.

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12 minutes ago, jerryskids said:

You know the rules naomi...  :nono:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Can size?  :banana:

Since you're directly asking me, this is just funny, especially with banana guy.

But :ninja:

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And I thought this was going to be a Steve Martin/Jerk thread.

 

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29 minutes ago, Patriotsfatboy1 said:

It is not like asking whether the carpet matches the drapes. :dunno:

What's wrong with that question? :sad:

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8 hours ago, nzoner said:

And I thought this was going to be a Steve Martin/Jerk thread.

 

My mind went here :(

 

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Has anybody told her to shut up and make a sammich yet?

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Naomi, dont go all liberal doush on us

its a fricken joke

its not just daughters or wives its any time you mention a woman.  This is one of the last "locker rooms" allowed on earth, please leave us real guys alone

 

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Interesting.  

I’ve rarely participated in the can size stuff here.  

Not because I think it’s wrong.   Mostly because I think it’s dumb. 

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20 minutes ago, vuduchile said:

Interesting.  

I’ve rarely participated in the can size stuff here.  

Not because I think it’s wrong.   Mostly because I think it’s dumb. 

 Well, you're no fun. Boooo 

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48 minutes ago, Brad GLuckman said:

Youre a bit too uptight, Naomi. Its a joke.

My wife (34D) would laugh, while thinking its a bit juvenile.

My wife (32 C) is pretty proud of her cans I think. 

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6 minutes ago, titans&bucs&bearsohmy! said:

My wife (32 C) is pretty proud of her cans I think. 

My wife is in the Z range. But she's fat as fock now. 😩:wall:

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2 minutes ago, shorepatrol said:

My wife is in the Z range. But she's fat as fock now. 😩:wall:

MI wife's are mostly notable because she is focking tiny. On a normal size woman they wouldn't be much. On her tiny spinner body... Well, lets just say I had no intention of ever remarrying... Lol

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2 hours ago, Brad GLuckman said:

Youre a bit too uptight, Naomi. Its a joke.

My wife (34D) would laugh, while thinking its a bit juvenile.

Yep and they barely fit in my mouth

see that’s the way it works around here

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I told my wife (36C) that if I ever mention her in a post here that it's mandatory to include her can size. She laughed. You know, cause she has a sense of humor. :dunno:

 

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30 minutes ago, 5-Points said:

I told my wife (36C) that if I ever mention her in a post here that it's mandatory to include her can size. She laughed. You know, cause she has a sense of humor. :dunno:

 

What is funny about that? I don’t get it. I have to agree with the OP on this. You guys come off as being pathetic and sad when you do this. You need to get out of the middle school locker room.

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2 minutes ago, Baker Boy said:

What is funny about that? I don’t get it.

She realizes that it's just guys being guys. Being around me for 25 years, she finds some things funny that other people might not, especially other women.  

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5 minutes ago, 5-Points said:

She realizes that it's just guys being guys. Being around me for 25 years, she finds some things funny that other people might not, especially other women.  

That is not guys being guys most of us out grew this in Middle School. I don’t understand why it is funny!

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22 minutes ago, Baker Boy said:

That is not guys being guys most of us out grew this in Middle School. I don’t understand why it is funny!

Well, like I said, she has a sense of humor. 

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4 minutes ago, 5-Points said:

Well, like I said, she has a sense of humor. 

Yet you can’t tell me why it is funny. Where is the joke? Where is the humor? How is repeating this this over and over year after year funny. It is time to move on to new material.
 

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7 minutes ago, Baker Boy said:

Yet you can’t tell me why it is funny. Where is the joke? Where is the humor? How is repeating this this over and over year after year funny. It is time to move on to new material.
 

Dude, I didn't say she laughed hysterically and almost died because she couldn't catch her breath. She focking chuckled. Because it childish, guys being guys locker room humor. The exact type of behavior she would expect me to engage in at times. 

Maybe you haven't heard but humor is subjective. Some people find things funny that other people do not. Trying to explain to a humorless person why something is funny is pointless. 

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Lots of feedback re: wives. How about your daughter's likely reaction?

And obviously you guys I'm fully prepared to be told to pound sand with this question here. I can resume silent judging :P

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21 hours ago, nzoner said:

And I thought this was going to be a Steve Martin/Jerk thread.

 

My thoughts exactly :D 

 

"She hates these Cans!"

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11 hours ago, vuduchile said:

Interesting.  

I’ve rarely participated in the can size stuff here.  

Not because I think it’s wrong.   Mostly because I think it’s dumb. 

But then it transcends dumb and becomes obligatory, and is funny again.  🤔

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Ugh.  Its just one of the bored things that have grown over the years.  Like using the word bored. Or saying wood. Or referencing someone's mom in a sexual manner. Or commenting when a repeated post was seen on the moon.  

Is it funny?  No maybe not...but it's one of the things that ties the bored together.

 

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It's the same reason this sketch is funny.  Although yes, many people hate this sketch.  

 

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That aspect I get. And there's been times where I'm amused in passing by it (banana helps). But actually answering someone back with your daughter's breast size? So weird.

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44 minutes ago, supermike80 said:

Ugh.  Its just one of the bored things that have grown over the years.  Like using the word bored. Or saying wood. Or referencing someone's mom in a sexual manner. Or commenting when a repeated post was seen on the moon.  

Is it funny?  No maybe not...but it's one of the things that ties the bored together.

 

yep.  I told the mrs. about this and how I shared her stats..like 5pts lady, she just chuckled, although said why did tell them they were fakies.  cause they are.  36c(f).

I haven't seen the daughter size sharing...

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2 hours ago, Baker Boy said:

That is not guys being guys most of us out grew this in Middle School. I don’t understand why it is funny!

Because is it a regression to juvenile humor. I don't think many of us care about actual can size, just chuckle that it is mentioned.

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10 minutes ago, naomi said:

That aspect I get. And there's been times where I'm amused in passing by it (banana helps). But actually answering someone back with your daughter's breast size? So weird.

Naomi if you need to send me a pic of your t1ts ill give fair judgement

 

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