KayJay1971 238 Posted January 9, 2020 Wife made some Brussel Sprouts and they are killing me softly....literally. I feel so bad for the other people in my office. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MDC 5,891 Posted January 9, 2020 Brussel sprouts by far. Fibrous veggies like carrots get me too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Filthy Fernadez 2,696 Posted January 9, 2020 Depends. Kidney beans, my spaghetti sauce and onions make me lethal. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Beaker15 112 Posted January 9, 2020 chocolate no bake cookies Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frozenbeernuts 1,652 Posted January 10, 2020 Excess protein White castle Bud light Put too much protein in my shake after a workout, drink a few budwisers, and eat white castle all in the same day, I would be that guy that makes a plane turn around. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DonS 3,067 Posted January 10, 2020 1 minute ago, Frozenbeernuts said: Excess protein White castle Bud light Put too much protein in my shake after a workout, drink a few budwisers, and eat white castle all in the same day, I would be that guy that makes a plane turn around. So you have gas after working the glory hole at the bus station? Good to know.  Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,644 Posted January 10, 2020 I once had a bad kidney bean and got sulfur burps. Holy shirt. Absolutely disgusting. Lasted like 3 days. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cyclone24 1,814 Posted January 10, 2020 Funny you mention that... we had chicken grillers and rice tonight and it feels like I have some sort of high school science experiment going on right now in my belly. So I'm walking around like gaseous weiner dropping bombs in the house like I'm marking territory. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted January 10, 2020 Not sure if it is really food, but your mom’s twat. Also, chili, hot wings, and Sam Adams beer Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted January 10, 2020 Deviled eggs. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
joneo 529 Posted January 10, 2020 2 hours ago, fandandy said: Cabbage Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shorepatrol 1,737 Posted January 10, 2020 1 hour ago, Patriotsfatboy1 said: Not sure if it is really food, but your mom’s twat. Also, chili, hot wings, and Sam Adams beer Chili dog in yer moms twat. She loves it when I throw jalapenos in  Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DonS 3,067 Posted January 10, 2020 35 minutes ago, shorepatrol said: Chili dog in yer moms twat. She loves it when I throw jalapenos in  I think that chili dog was left over from when I was with her. Did you scoop it off her chest? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Drizzay 645 Posted January 10, 2020 Salted Nut Rolls Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shorepatrol 1,737 Posted January 10, 2020 15 minutes ago, DonS said: I think that chili dog was left over from when I was with her. Did you scoop it off her chest? Fell out of some hole while getting head. I think she farted after it hit the floor if that helps Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alias Detective 1,179 Posted January 10, 2020 9 hours ago, cyclone24 said: Funny you mention that... we had chicken grillers and rice tonight and it feels like I have some sort of high school science experiment going on right now in my belly. So I'm walking around like gaseous weiner dropping bombs in the house like I'm marking territory. Chicken griller? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 1,916 Posted January 10, 2020 14 hours ago, NorthernVike said: Deviled eggs.  THIS. And beer. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cyclone24 1,814 Posted January 10, 2020 7 hours ago, Alias Detective said: Chicken griller? Ehh... Our grocery store sells them here. It's basically ham and cheese wrapped around a chicken ball so to speak? And then it's breaded with cheese on it. Actually really good with rice.  https://www.hy-vee.com/recipes-ideas/recipes/chicken-grillers-two-ways Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cloaca du jour 2,064 Posted January 10, 2020 Aspartame...omg...bubbleguts like you wouldnt believe. Avoid it like the plague. Egg beaters...I get the worst sulfur smelling bombs. When my wife was preggo...i farted in bed...the smell woke her up and she puked in the garbage can, barely made it. One of my proudest moments Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alias Detective 1,179 Posted January 10, 2020 3 hours ago, cyclone24 said: Ehh... Our grocery store sells them here. It's basically ham and cheese wrapped around a chicken ball so to speak? And then it's breaded with cheese on it. Actually really good with rice.  https://www.hy-vee.com/recipes-ideas/recipes/chicken-grillers-two-ways Look pretty good to me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peenie 1,690 Posted January 11, 2020 Onions Beans Dairy Chewing gum  Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peenie 1,690 Posted January 11, 2020 On 1/9/2020 at 8:09 PM, Frozenbeernuts said: White castle It's the onions they put on the burger that's giving you gas. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peenie 1,690 Posted January 11, 2020 On 1/9/2020 at 6:24 PM, Filthy Fernadez said: Depends. Kidney beans, my spaghetti sauce and onions make me lethal. Yep, it's the onions in the sauce and chili more than the kidney beans that gives you gas. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted January 11, 2020 On 1/9/2020 at 5:24 PM, Filthy Fernadez said: Depends. Try a larger size maybe? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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Beaker15 112 Posted January 11, 2020 8 hours ago, edjr said: after a messican blowjob Perhaps stop giving messicans blowjobs? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites